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    There was a pause as the Peak Lords drank their tea, and then Shizun sighed. "I'm just worried, is all. Liu Qingge said Binghe looked scared, and no one's seen him all day. I don't understand--I thought he wanted this! I thought this would be easy."

    "You thought inviting a third into your marriage would be easy?" said Shang Qinghua.

    "I thought it would be like with dogs!"

    "Cucumber bro, respectfully, what."

    "You know, when you have just one it's a lot of work, but adding a second one isn't all that much more to do--you just put out a second food bowl and you're good to go. I thought it would be like that, but with husbands."

    "I don't think that's how relationships work," Shang Qinghua said skeptically, and for once, Luo Binghe was on his side.

    In which Luo Binghe unknowingly engages in demonic flirtation with Liu Qingge via punches, and everyone knows about it and is cool with it.

    Luo Binghe just wishes someone had told him.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    “Sooo have you actually had gay sex?” Victor asks genuinely curious.

    Robert tilts his head, an actual grin breaking through. “Have the news ever lied to you?”

    Everyone stares at Robert. He just shrugs.

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    Or the SDN makes the horrible executive decision to put Robert onstage as the Z-Team’s hero representative, fully aware that his PR experience consists of half a prayer and a legacy doing most of the heavy lifting. Robert takes the microphone and runs with it, feeding Los Angeles the most outrageous half-truths he can get away with.

    The Z-Team slowly realizes their dispatcher is a public menace.

    Unfortunately, they are completely whipped.

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    26 Jan 2026

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    Robert accidentally gets hit with an aphrodisiac combined with demon's blood.
    Since he's relatively normal, it affects him the hardest (see; at all).

    More fool him, he supposes.

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    19 Jan 2026

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    Everyone fuckes robert

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    Dark AU of 'All My Bones Are Rusting' by bakunawa_moon.
    In the original timeline, Lucifer embraces his hidden child after hunting down a wayward Alastor.

    This is not that timeline.
    On Somnus Isle, Lucifer stands over a crying Alastor. The home Alastor cultivated has seemingly vanished.
    Fire erupts around them, filling in the gaps of the missing house.

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    04 Dec 2025

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    Reading this will make you feel like shit… 10/10 would read again.

  5. Rec 81

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    Alastor is drunk, and he begins telling Husk and Angel more about his past relationship with Vox than he ever would sober. Like about the one and only time he trusted him with his drinks.

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    25 Nov 2025