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    Technoblade, Wilbur Soot, and Tommyinnit were not expecting their lives to change when they met for the same job. But each of them, with hazy, static filled memories and choices they regret, find something familiar in each other that they can't quite place. Soon, all three are recruited by a mysterious organization known as the Bureau of Outstanding Balance. They must work together to complete their new mission: Find and retrieve the seven Grand Relics, before they fall into the wrong hands and destroy the world.

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    A great storm approaches, world after world swallowed by an endless night. Seven Birds fly tirelessly to escape it, chasing after the beacon of Light that they hope can push back the darkness. But those same birds are separated, not by the storm, but by the power of one of their own. A longing in their hearts, a mission they can no longer recall. Perhaps one day, those birds will find a way back to their flock.)

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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    08 Mar 2022

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    beautiful character analysis in a powerful story about grief and trauma. made me super attached to the oc, too

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    He gave a short breathless laugh, "Woah there. You sleeping outside tonight?"

    "Ohohoh, you would think that, wouldn't you? But there is no snoozing to be had on this cruise! This—" said Papyrus, leaning against the side of the car, "is what they call 'the real deal'! The genuine article!! The..."

    "Real McQueen?

    Papyrus narrowed his eyes, "Ugh!! Whatever!"

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    29 Jun 2025

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    perfect skelebro characterization & witty banter. super funny and heartfelt

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    Angel knows how to have sex. Not to brag, but it's sort of his whole brand. So he naturally assumes some things about how his first time with Husk will go.

    After a few false starts and one grand, desperate scheme to get them into bed together, Angel finds himself almost immediately proven wrong about several things.

    It's a rough pivot. But he sure does try...

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    12 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    hilarious and romantic sex comedy. i don't care about what happens in the show, this fic is canon to me forever, it's too funny not to be! and still with excellent character growth as angel and husk learn to navigate these aspects to their relationship

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    Bruce Wayne is very popular at parties. Bruce Wayne always has an alibi. These two things are related, and only sometimes on purpose.

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    29 May 2024

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    this series has my favorite batman interpretation probably ever. the whole sorrowful and immaculate hearts series is fantastic, but this fic from it in particular is one that i especially adore

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    Despite her sunny disposition, Lucifer's heir is still the Anti-Christ. Her ascension heralds the beginning of the end. But Charlie has no intention to follow the script - she'll save everyone, from the lowliest sinner to the Devil himself.

    Charlie spoke to the sound of a roar, like storms, like thunder.

    “This is my hotel, dad. My dream. My domain. No one gets to lie to me here, not even you. Tell me the real reason for the Exterminations. Just…be honest with me. Please.”

    And as her final ‘please’ hung in the air, the Devil’s expression changed one more time. Like how his perfectly blank expression revealed every previous emotion on his face to be nothing more than a painted mask for others to see, now even that blank canvas was stripped away to show what was truly underneath - a black despair, fathomless beyond mortal comprehension, resembling nothing so much as that crawling void she had glimpsed a lifetime ago at the heart of Hell.

    “I…can’t,” Lucifer said simply.

    And then he was gone. No flicker of magic or flash of a portal. Just gone.

    Or: Charlie herself is Lucifer's greatest lie, because the truth is too terrible to bear.

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    11 Dec 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    delicious imagery, spectacular characterization, and superb worldbuilding that expands on the canon lore in satisfying and engaging ways