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how to seduce the kazekage: a guide by the konoha 13 (and then some) by zenintwins (kunimi)
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
08 Oct 2025
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“Naruto?” Sakura checks.
“Boyfriend,” Naruto wails.
Sasuke steps forward. Sakura meets his eyes (widening slightly—surprise. Crinkling a little—something pleased, welcoming. Widening again—asking what to do. Sasuke sometimes thinks that no matter where in the world he finds himself cast by the winds, he will always know how to read two sets of eyes: one green, one blue.) in askance, and he tilts his head. Give him a moment.
“Yes, boyfriend,” Sakura says.
Naruto finally looks up. His cheeks are still stained pink, eyes bright, blue. “Do you really think he’d want to?”
Sakura stares at him for a long moment. Ino, across from her, looks similarly thunderstruck.
Evidently, neither of them were prepared for having to explain to Naruto that his vibrant, too-obvious affection for Gaara (of all people) was returned just as earnestly. Sasuke gets it, kind of, in that it’s really not the kind of thing that needs explaining, but like.
It’s Naruto. He’s an idiot. They should have expected this.
“Yes,” Sasuke says, making his presence known to his best friend. “He has terrible taste. Obviously.”
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- Part 1 of narugaa week 2025
- Part 4 of naruto warm-ups
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27 Feb 2026
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Since before he could even remember, Gaara had heard the sound of the howling wind in the back of his mind. He always wished he could find the person on the other end of that sound, that elusive being who might love him for who he was.
All his life, Naruto had heard the sound of drifting sand in his head. A sound the Third warned him might indicate a ninja from another village. Naruto didn't care. No matter where his soulmate was, or who, he would find them. He was certain they would be the closest soulmates ever. Definitely.
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27 Feb 2026
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- Japan and America hang out at Americas house but, Japan's thoughts are everything but the game America wants to play. Luckily America seems to be good at taking hints, and letting others take control . -
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16 Feb 2026
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A dogwood petal somehow finds itself on the shores of Kamakura, and a cherry blossom petal travels its way to the sunny beaches of California. At the feet of the same individuals, who, from the bottom of their hearts, call each other's name out into the Pacific and hope for the tiniest sea breeze.
The faintest kiss on the cheek from across the ocean.
*＊✿❀ ❀✿＊*Ameripan enemies to lovers (probably) WWII fic that--you guessed it--goes through each decade, and they try to decipher whether it's gay to love your government-assigned enemy. That's it. That's the fic.
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- Part 3 of The Immortal Oeuvre
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- 32/?
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16 Feb 2026
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You decided to make the most of tonight and found yourself meeting the guitarist for an up-and-coming band called Your Favorite Martian. He's the most interesting thing to come out of tonight and you're gonna take advantage of this.
Or you meet Benatar at a club and decide to take it back to the tour bus.
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15 Feb 2026