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he’s a born-again wild card (he was telling me wild things) by scarlettroses
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
07 Dec 2025
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"Oh," Jamie laughs. "Well, it’s November, innit?"
He says that like it’s supposed to explain why he looks completely fucking ridiculous.
Roy blinks at him.
"Mate," Jamie continues, exasperated. "Y’know, the moustache thing? Movember? It’s for, like, mental health."
"Whose fucking mental health?" Roy replies. "Because the thought of watching you try to grow a moustache sounds absolutely fucking terrible for mine."
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or, jamie grows a moustache while roy slowly and steadily loses his mind.
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25 Feb 2026
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As world-rocking as the news was, however, Keeley was determined not to let it throw her off balance. She was a rock, a steady force that would not be shaken, even by her ex-boyfriends’ strange relationship. There was no need for her to be put-off or taken aback by it anyways; after all, they’d apparently been dating for eight months and everything had been completely normal, not a single thing out of place to her knowledge. She would be able to continue on without interruption, because everything was exactly as it had been.
Yeah, Keeley could be totally normal about this.
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Roy and Jamie's relationship through Keeley's eyes, with a lot of worries about friendship and her place in their lives.
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25 Feb 2026
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It had been after one of these training sessions, where Jamie had done everything he was asked and barely said a fucking word, that Roy had snapped, "For fuck's sake, get your hands out of your sleeves. They can't be that fucking cold after all that."
And Jamie's eyes had flashed in anger and he'd pushed his hands out of his sleeves and pressed one of them against Roy's neck.
"Fucking hell!" Roy had said, ducking away because they were actually blocks of fucking ice.
"What the- why are they that fucking cold?"
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24 Jan 2026
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Rebecca has been working whatever magic works on snobby upper class people for long enough that the auction part of the gala should start soon.
And, like, he knows all he would have had to do to get out of this was tell Rebecca and Keeley, ‘hey, this apparently really messed up thing happened to me when I was 14.’
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20 Jan 2026
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"I'm just fucking frustrated," he snaps, in a tone that he's not proud of. He forces a breath. "I'm trying... to change. And it's making me really fucking mad to realize that I can't. I'm still the same fucking prick I was when we started all this."
She stares at him like she's looking inside of him, like she's searching for something. It makes him feel like he's been sliced open, right down the middle, for her to dissect like a fucking science project.
"You just stopped yourself, took a deep breath, and reset in the middle of a sentence, when you noticed your temper flaring," she states. "Is that something you used to do?"
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forty-five minutes in dr. fieldstone's office.
roy kent is doing his best.
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05 Jan 2026