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The Asset has a mission to complete. But apparently even hardened assassins are susceptible to Tony Stark.
(This will *not* be Winteriron. I know that's usually my jam, but this is a much more parental vibe.)
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Bookmarked by UnpredicatbleWitch (UnpredictableWitch)
19 Feb 2026
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“Fine,” Mat said. “You’re in a worse noose now than I was, that’s for certain sure. Some men might envy you getting to have two women, but burn me if you didn’t wind up with the two worst ones in the world.” More glares from the Maidens.
“Elayne is wonderful,” Rand said defensively. “And Aviendha is…” He tried to think of one positive adjective to describe her and came up blank. “Well, she’s not as bad as all that.” She would warm up to him eventually, wouldn’t she?
“Either way, I don’t envy you,” Mat said. Then why did he seem so cross?
Written for Polyship Week 2024, day 5. Prompt: arranged marriage
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- Part 3 of Polyship Week 2024
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Bookmarked by UnpredicatbleWitch (UnpredictableWitch)
19 Oct 2025
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A confession from Rand reshapes Mat's future plans and choices.
Mat had — against his will — gotten used to Rand appearing in the middle of the night. It was the safest time for them to meet without anyone knowing that they were communicating. Even though Rand and Mat had already talked out the plan and technically didn’t need to meet up anymore, somehow he still ended up in Mat’s bedroom at least once a week. He would talk about their plans against Illian sometimes, but it was just as likely to be him going on about how confusing women were, especially Aviendha and Elayne Trakand.
Not that Mat disagreed in particular. He’d often found himself perplexed by Aviendha and Elayne too, though certainly not for the same reasons as Rand.
Mat frowned, banishing the memory of red-gold hair.
Not for the same reasons at all.
Bookmarked by UnpredicatbleWitch (UnpredictableWitch)
19 Oct 2025
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Mat burst into Rand’s tent, covered in blood and thoroughly disgruntled. This was all Rand’s fault! Mat hadn’t wanted to be anywhere near the battle for Cairhien and had tried to leave, but Rand’s bloody ta’veren pull had dragged him right back into the thick of it, and now somehow he had an entire army looking to him for orders, and as if that wasn’t bad enough—
“What is that?” Rand said, raising his eyebrows at the wailing bundle in Mat’s arms.
“Your fault, that’s what!” Mat said. “I found some bloody idiot giving birth on the battlefield while dying of a stab wound, and now I’m stuck with this thing!”
Bookmarked by UnpredicatbleWitch (UnpredictableWitch)
17 Oct 2025
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don't wanna break your heart, wanna give your heart a break by suzukiblu
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
24 Dec 2015
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“He’s traumatized from being brainwashed and imprisoned and can’t submit to an alpha with combat training without either having a panic attack or straight up trying to kill them,” Sam says bluntly. “He’s detoxing off illegal suppressants before we can put him on new ones. Dr. Cho was going to cycle off hers for him, but he burned through faster than we expected.”
“So . . . he’s in heat, and there’s nobody around he doesn’t see as a threat?” Darcy summarizes, frowning.
“Long story short, yes,” Sam confirms.
“. . . and long story long?” Darcy asks skeptically, genuinely unable to help herself.
He tells them.
“Jesus Christ!”
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- Part 1 of baby I'm not like the rest
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Bookmarked by UnpredicatbleWitch (UnpredictableWitch)
14 Oct 2025
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rage and regret by StarShine20
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
20 Jan 2025
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Without Loki and Tony Stark, Thanos inevitably won. His first snap culled half of the universe, and his second snap destroyed the Infinity Stones.
However, the Infinity Stones were never mere tools or singularities. They were siblings, always connected and always separate. They existed as a fundamental paradox unto themselves, able to work in tandem but without truly interfering. This all changed when Thanos forcibly destroyed the Stones, scattering their power throughout the universe.
As the years passed, the siblings began to lose themselves. The separation was never meant to be severed, but Time especially relied on the separation to keep the multiverse stable. With the Titan’s actions, everyone that remained was still at risk. But how could they fix it? If Time simply reversed the clock, everything would fall apart just as it had before. So what could the Infinities do?
Well, it required a reluctant partnership.
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Loki and Tony Stark get sent back in time by the Infinity Stones to stop Thanos. Can they learn to work together for the sake of the universe?
Bookmarked by UnpredicatbleWitch (UnpredictableWitch)
18 Sep 2025
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In the summer of 1975, tragedy strikes the pureblood nobility of Great Britain as Walburga Black dies of Dragon Pox, leaving her husband, the heir to the House of Black, a widower. Desperate to avoid another disastrous arranged marriage of his parents' choosing, Orion Black looks for an alternative and found it in the most unlikely of places.
It did not matter to him that Eileen Prince was ugly, poor and had a half-blood son with a Muggle as long as she was the opposite of Walburga, a discreet, submissive and sane wife. He was not marrying her to love her anyway, and neither was she.
It was just another kind of arrangement, one that really benefited them, even though it was not in the way most people would think. All that remained was to get their boys to understand and accept it.
One way or another, he suspected that this would be the most complicated part.
Bookmarked by UnpredicatbleWitch (UnpredictableWitch)
05 Sep 2025
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Lucius Malfoy is a Prefect and therefore responsible for those younger students in his charge. For the most part they are simply a nuisance.
One of them intrigues him. The boy has a quick mind, knows curses beyond his years, and simply appalling manners.Bookmarked by UnpredicatbleWitch (UnpredictableWitch)
05 Sep 2025
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Time Travel Is A Redemption Trope And Here’s How Percy Can Still Win! by PercivalCharlie
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Feb 2024
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Percy Weasley is 11 years old, which wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for a few things:
He was 22 years old yesterday.
Fred is alive again.
He has no idea how he ended up in the past.
He also has no plan. But he'll figure it out as he goes.- Language:
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Bookmarked by UnpredicatbleWitch (UnpredictableWitch)
04 Sep 2025
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Percy Weasley and The Bulwark of Hogwarts by VIWinthrop
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jan 2024
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Being the Head Boy of Hogwarts was hard. Being the Head Boy of Hogwarts with a murder on the loose that after your little brother's best friend is even harder. Percy Weasley knew that his final year at Hogwarts would be interesting but nothing could prepare him for when Sirius Black destroyed Ron's curtains.
Canon Divergence of the Prisoner of AzkabanBookmarked by UnpredicatbleWitch (UnpredictableWitch)
03 Sep 2025
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Percy Weasley stays late at work to avoid his family, but running into his father at the Ministry changes everything. A confrontation, a split-second decision, and a snake’s fangs leave him bleeding out on the floor—forcing Arthur to question everything. Now, stuck recovering at Grimmauld Place, the last person Percy expects to understand him is Sirius Black—another black sheep with too much history and nowhere to go.
Bookmarked by UnpredicatbleWitch (UnpredictableWitch)
03 Sep 2025
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How The Cake Saved Ginny Weasley by GlitterFairy_21225
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jul 2021
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Ginny Weasley is born eleven days late. For some reason this changes more than you'd think.
For starters, Percy now has something in common with one of his siblings. Armed with cake and a decent brother-sister bond, can they manage to survive Ginny's hellish first year at Hogwarts?
How the cake saved Ginny Weasley.
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Bookmarked by UnpredicatbleWitch (UnpredictableWitch)
03 Sep 2025
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The Way It Could Have Been by Sansastarkofwinterfell
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
12 Apr 2019
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Aemon Targaryen is born with his father's violet eyes, causing Eddard Stark to alter the story of Jon Snow's origins.
A multi-chapter AU story where Ned told Catelyn the truth and raised him as Brandon's son, meaning she and Jon formed a mother-son relationship. Focusing on all the Stark members and how they develop over time.
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Bookmarked by UnpredicatbleWitch (UnpredictableWitch)
24 Aug 2025
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The Hand that Remains by King_valkyrie121 for AsNightFalls
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
12 Nov 2025
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When Bran climbs the wrong tower and lives to tell the tale, the entire course of the realm begins to shift. Lord Eddard Stark refuses Robert’s offer to become Hand of the King—setting off a chain of revelations, reckonings, and royal fallout before the wheelhouse ever leaves Winterfell. The burden of raising a pack of wolves in a kingdom full of lions hits Ned full force.
He may not ride south with a crown’s burden on his shoulders. But in a week where nearly all his children find themselves hauled in front of him for one reason or another, Eddard Stark remains exactly where his hand is needed most.
At home.
**mind the tags. Contains disciplinary spanking of minors by their father. Acceptable in Westeros, unacceptable in real life (unless you live in Westeros)**
Bookmarked by UnpredicatbleWitch (UnpredictableWitch)
22 Aug 2025
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Five universes where Robb is Catelyn and Brandon's bastard, and one where he is not.
(A series of self-contained one shots.)
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- Part 2 of BadThingsBingo
Bookmarked by UnpredicatbleWitch (UnpredictableWitch)
22 Aug 2025
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The Lone Wolf Thrives by HKCALC
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
21 Dec 2025
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Ned Stark returns from war with the newborn Jon. He bonds with Jon as he makes the journey across the continent from Dorne to Winterfell. After so many weeks and months traveling with his bastard son, it's no surprise he hardly thinks about his other son born months earlier that he has never met with a wife he barely knows.
Robb may be the heir but that doesn't mean he's the favorite. Robb Stark tries his best to impress his father and earn his approval. His best isn't good enough. So he decides he will go it alone.
Bookmarked by UnpredicatbleWitch (UnpredictableWitch)
21 Aug 2025
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Heat has fully kicked in for Astarion. The first one since he was turned 200 years prior. Halsin watched over him throughout the night but Astarion has a special talent to exasperate anyone who dares to help him.
It's Gale's turn to practice patience while dealing with a rather miffed vampire.
(A continuation of Astarion reclaiming consent.)
Gale doesn’t know the words ‘humble’ or ‘modest’. Maybe it had been beaten out of both Gale and Tav. They aren’t imposing, either of them. It wouldn’t be out of the question for Gale to have been teased as the weakest alpha. Magiks and academics are often incorrectly attributed as omegan traits. Unless you greatly excel at it, which Gale does. Still, childhood days might have influenced his current behaviors.
Astarion unintentionally relaxes as he scrutinizes the Alpha. He snickers to himself at the thought of the Wizard being small-cocked or having an equally degrading feature. He wasn’t the peak physique. He isn’t hard on the eyes either. Soft looking but his beard cuts an appealing image and his hands are thick and strong.
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- Part 2 of Be Good To Me I Beg of Him
Bookmarked by UnpredicatbleWitch (UnpredictableWitch)
20 Aug 2025
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The tips of your teeth (fit perfect in me) by Succorance
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
20 Oct 2024
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Astarion blinked, and then—much to Wyll’s surprise—he let out a loud, sharp laugh, the kind that seemed to bubble up before anyone, least of all him, could stop it. “You think I’m about to descend into some wild, concupiscent frenzy, do you?” He flashed a grin of disbelief—all teeth and no mirth. “I hate to disappoint you, darling, but vampires don’t have heats or ruts. It’s one of the few perks of this lovely condition.”
Wyll frowned. “I’ve met enough dhampirs to know otherwise. There’s no need to be ashamed, Astarion.”
Astarion waved a hand, dismissive, but his posture grew anxious once more, his tone edging toward defensive. “It’s been nearly two centuries since I had a heat, Wyll. Trust me, I’d know.”
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- Part 1 of Light Shower
Bookmarked by UnpredicatbleWitch (UnpredictableWitch)
19 Aug 2025
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Gale yelps as Astarion's very cold fingers find his midriff. Astarion laughs, burrowing deeper under Gale's robe.
“Ah-ha, Astarion, did you take an ice bath on the way here?” Gale protests.
“Well usually I wake up to somebody very ready to warm me up.” Astarion purrs.
“You know what they say; cold hands, warm heart,” Gale says, absently.
Astarion pinches him, gently.
“Ow!” Gale protests, “What, you're allowed to come and put your hands all over me but I'm not allowed to make comments like that?”
“You can do better, love,” Astarion says, sniffily. “That was practically lazy. I'm afraid I've become accustomed to a much higher calibre of charm.”
“Are you insinuating that I have somehow spoiled you, Astarion?”
“For anyone else, absolutely,” Astarion agrees, sadly.
Shadowheart sighs.
“Glad you two are as disgusting as ever,” she says.Series
- Part 2 of First Light
Bookmarked by UnpredicatbleWitch (UnpredictableWitch)
18 Aug 2025
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"Marriage, Wyll? I thought you'd have learned not to get trapped by devious contracts."
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- Part 2 of nothing is safe
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Bookmarked by UnpredicatbleWitch (UnpredictableWitch)
16 Aug 2025