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does it count as fanfic if i wrote the bookMeredith and Chloe meet up in a bathroom while escaping reporters.
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It wasn't precisely Remus he found.
Sure, it had Remus's face and Remus's body and Remus's wild hair, but it had eyes that tracked him and a voice less used to speaking, and so, in sixth year, Sirius first got to talk to the wolf.
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taste of stars by UnfortunatelyObsessed for OmegaOkami
Fandoms: Kingkiller Chronicles - Patrick Rothfuss
26 Dec 2024
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"Oh, but you, little god," Encanis says, panting, struggling against the fierce bonds he has no chance against, "you call yourself a man? No man could bear this fire."
"It will kill us both, but I will still exist after. You will not." Tehlu doesn’t so much as flinch as sweat fizzles against tongues of flame.
Encanis smirks up at him, sharp-toothed and leering, and raises ashen hips to meet ashen hips. "No man could bear this fire," he repeats, and Tehlu stares down at him, brow furrowed.
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...& the Future by UnfortunatelyObsessed for OmegaOkami
Fandoms: Damar Series - Robin McKinley, The Hero and The Crown - Robin McKinley
27 Apr 2024
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She thinks often of Luthe as Tor and her father recover, and as she herself regains her strength; she thinks of him in his lonely castle, his blonde curls, his eyes under the glistening moon. He does feel like a dream, but a good one, as if she might close her eyes just so and re-enter it at will. As it is, she holds Tor's hand at his bedside and waits.
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Midnight in Middle Earth by UnfortunatelyObsessed
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
31 Oct 2023
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The stars are restless.
They twinkle in the night sky, shoving back and forth, trying to catch a glimpse. For all soft songs written of them, for all the kisses shared under them and childlike wonder directed at them, the stars care not for gentleness, nor kind words or deeds. No, when the stars crane their necks, it is to see things like this: a Hobbit, curled up on a path, sobbing, alone. He is covered in blood. It is not his own. He has a traveling companion, a tall wizard who slumbers. Even were the wizard not truly sleeping, Hobbits are such quiet creatures that he never would have noticed the state of his companion.
The stars watch as salty tears shed upon the ground, as dried blood is rewet; and perhaps that is something in itself, something a planet or a galaxy might call an omen, but for right now only the stars see as Bilbo Baggins, Hobbit of the Shire, mourns.
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"You can kiss him if you want."
Leland doesn't move, takeout container still in his hand, trash lid open. He stares at the contents under the pedal lid: banana peel, yesterday's newspaper, egg shell. "Huh?" he finally manages around the weird feeling in his throat.
"Adrian. You can kiss him if you want to." Karen puts her wine bottle back in the fridge because she likes them cold. "It won't bother me."
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refuge by UnfortunatelyObsessed for Kestrel18
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America - All Media Types
20 Jul 2023
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James Buchanan Barnes was an old name. A family name. He really should've had a little tag on the end, something like the third or the fifth twice removed, but all Bucky kept at the end of his name was a slight pause and an aversion of eyes. James Buchanan Barnes the I'm sorry.
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ATROPOS
The cauldron is ready. Ask your question.
NANDOR
O mighty cauldron—
LACHESIS
You don’t have to do that.
NANDOR
Then how will it know I’m speaking to it?
CLOTHO
The cauldron isn’t magic. WE are magic. We look into the cauldron for— We explained this before you paid us. Were you not listening?
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you'll be on my mind, my destiny by UnfortunatelyObsessed for Emi_theSassiestSousa
Fandoms: King Falls AM (Podcast)
13 Dec 2022
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It starts with the dreams.
(Well no, back it up, Stevens, it actually starts with the migraines, but you wouldn't know that, huh? Not with the way you were skipping meals, losing sleep, and crying in the shower when you thought Ben couldn't hear you. Migraines were par for the course.)
But to make it easy, to start off right, it starts with the dreams.
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in our bedroom, after the war by UnfortunatelyObsessed
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
07 Dec 2022
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Thorin had cocked open one eye and looked over at him. "How do you fight it? This draw for… for power. What stops you from giving in?"
Bilbo did not watch the way sweat beaded on his forehead, how it traced its riverous path down to dwarven lips. "Well I um— I tend to think of something better. Something to drown it out."
Thorin had sucked in a breath and squeezed his eyes shut a moment, and the next words came out shakily. "What do you think of, hobbit?"
"Generally speaking… you."
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Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club by UnfortunatelyObsessed for foxymandy3100 (Sukurarose92)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
12 Aug 2022
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It starts innocuously.
Marwa is sitting with Nandor, on opposite ends of the couch, as always. Her legs are in the space between them, and Nandor is trying not to make it obvious that he’s scooting as far away as possible.
She turns a page in her magazine and suddenly looks up at him, all bright eyes. “Have you ever noticed that there is one curl that likes to fall onto Guillermo’s forehead?” she asks, a smile edging at her face.
Nandor blinks. Blinks again. She’s still there. “What?”
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for a while (you were all mine) by UnfortunatelyObsessed
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
03 Aug 2022
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It was a long time coming.
Guillermo can see it now: now, as Nandor freezes in his tracks, lowers the hand that was raised to hypnotize him, only to realize how pointless that would be. The fingers curl in on themselves, nails digging slightly into palm. Nandor's lips are still parted from the sentence that hangs in the air between them:
You will forget that I kissed you.
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Sooner or Later, Darling, You're Gonna Get Eaten by foxymandy3100 (Sukurarose92), UnfortunatelyObsessed
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
03 Aug 2022
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Nandor married Marwa. Freddie invited Guillermo to live in London with him. Both men went their separate ways. They were supposed to be happy, but a stormy night nearly a year later has Guillermo show up at the house in Staten Island, soaked through with a small bag and a plea for safety. Nandor never could say no to him.
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i've been here so long (i think that it's time to move) by UnfortunatelyObsessed for nerdykai128
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
08 Jun 2022
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Nandor is leaning against the curtained doorway, bumping his head back against the jamb over and over again as he listens to Guillermo just bitch.
“Memo, why have you not gotten a wife yet?” Guillermo imitates. “Memo, you should try the same diet Alexia is on. Memo, I saw Jeremiah in the supermercado yesterday, you two used to be such good friends—”
“Yeesh, alright, I get it,” Nandor finally snaps out, holding his hands over his ears. “You can stop with the voices now. It sounds insufferable.”
“It is insufferable!” Guillermo shoves another sweater into his overnight bag. “But Victor had to go and get engaged and plan the wedding for the same fucking weekend so here I am! Guilt-tripped into helping for a cousin I don’t even really know!”
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pliocene by UnfortunatelyObsessed for Emi_theSassiestSousa, nerdykai128
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
30 May 2022
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“Well you’ve gone and fucked it up now, mate.”
“I beg your pardon?”
“Fuckin' beg then, man, it's just ocean for miles.” Ed motions out to the waves, where there is no sign of any sort of ship, their small dinghy pulled far up on the sand. “I told you when the clouds look like seagulls you take fuckin' cover. Goddamn ocean mutinied me.”
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Writing Porn (and other ways to seduce your vampire roommates) by UnfortunatelyObsessed for foxymandy3100 (Sukurarose92), nerdykai128
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
27 Mar 2022
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“There,” he says. “Taken care of. Now back to my problems—“
“NANDOR!” Guillermo is already yelling, snatching the vacuum away and pressing his face to the dusty old bag. “Can you hear me?!” He thinks he hears a defeated, squished help, and he scowls at Laszlo. “How the hell am I meant to get him out of here in one piece?!”
“Not my problem,” Laszlo deadpans. “What is my problem is that I’ve run out of porn to read.”
“Holy fucking—“ Guillermo is off, muttering curses as he unearths Laszlo’s laptop from under a pile of crap. “Use your computer. You know, the one you made me steal from Best Buy?! Just Google it!”
“There’s porn on the internet?”
“THAT IS ALL THAT IS ON THE INTERNET!”
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The pause lengthens and Oluwande stops to turn around, seeing the man quite a few steps back. "Stede?"
"He kissed me," he finally breathes. "Ed kissed me."
Oluwande raises his eyebrows. "Oh, congratulations, mate. Was that the first time?"
"It was."
"Wow. I think I just lost some bets."
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Ed watches Stede pace.
Well. Maybe pace is a... misnomer. Stede is practically jogging back and forth in the small cell, talking anxiously out loud in a way that Ed can't even begin to respond to.
"Watching you's got me dizzy," Ed murmurs, finally looking away. "Sit."
"Sit? Sit?! You expect me to sit when they're bringing us to our deaths?!" Ed watches the way Stede's coat hangs from his form, swaying softly with the ship. "How are we going to get out of here?"
Edward shrugs.
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hey little sister (what have you done?) by UnfortunatelyObsessed
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
20 Dec 2021
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Guillermo de la Cruz cares about a lot of things. He cares about his mother, he cares about public transportation. He cares about the fight for unions, the way Nadja taught him how to braid, the record Laszlo gave him, the office supplies Colin brings him, the soft curl that escapes Nandor’s updo when he’s had a harrowing day. He cares about the stupid glitter portrait, he cares about his mini fridge, his crucifix, his coffee mug, he just. Cares. Guillermo de la Cruz cares. It’s what has made him a good familiar, a great bodyguard, an unflinching friend.
So that’s what he does. He cares. He cares when Nandor lets blood flow into Gail’s mouth. He cares when he hits his knees and pulls out that stupid fucking ring. He cares when Gail says yes.
He cares. He cares. He cares.
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The Guide sighs and holds up an old leather tome. “Just as I suspected. I know what curse they hit you with.” She walks over to them and opens the book to a page Guillermo can’t read at all. “Freedom,” she says very solemnly, like she just told him they’ll have to sacrifice him to a pack of hungry wolves.
“Fr— huh?” Guillermo says, genuinely shocked. “I’m… already… free?”
Nadja cackles. “Sure, the familiar is free. Funny.”
“Okay look, I am your servant, not your slave, there is a difference—“
“Yeah yeah sure, familiar rights and all that,” the Guide says dismissively. “They didn’t give your Dobby a shoe here—“
“Sock.”
“—They freed you from societal conventions.”
Guillermo heaves out a deep sigh. “Yeah, I don’t know what that means.”
“Basically, until we lift the curse, if you want to do something, you’re just going to do it. Doesn’t matter what it is.”