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“I think,” she said, pulling away to look into powder blue eyes. “I think I’ll forgo my suppressants this next heat.”
Vi’s eyebrows shot up in interest. “Oh?”
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The non-stop stress of the last year have prevented Caitlyn from going into heat. In the aftermath of war, in the midst of building, as a new peace settles, our girls experience it together
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Curve Your Little Spine and Tell Me That You're Mine by Uncle_Cool
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
14 Feb 2024
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When John and Priam marry, Harrowhark moves in. Step-sister? Her own personal live-in cum dumpster? It's all the same to Kiriona.
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In which Kiriona is an absolute dork who grew up spoiled rotten, and is going mad with power.
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- Part 1 of What're you doing, step-Griddle?
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Double the Meat by Uncle_Cool
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
09 Jan 2024
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Life is pretty average working at Taco Bell. Unless you're Gideon Nav, alpha, and the only omega at work goes into heat. She's bitchy, she's hot, and she's tiny. If Harrow wants her help getting through this, well, who is she deny her that?
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Tonight the sky is calling by Uncle_Cool
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
09 Feb 2023
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It began like this.
A dead dragoness just seven miles outside the castle, bigger, redder, and more battle scarred than any of Drearburh’s own, native breed.
A little black hatchling, so young that it still carried the yolk sac.
Priamhark and Pelleamena had a choice to make.
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Harrowhark Nonagesimus is a dragon rider. Most nobles in the Empire are too. But her dragon is special.(reading anything else in this series is unneeded to understand this)
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- Part 2 of Uncle Cool's Wacky River Tours
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Curse of the Oak Island Treasure by Uncle_Cool
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
28 Jan 2023
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Reverend Daughter Gideon enforces her claim on her cavalier, in the form of delicious torment of the more generous sort.
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What're you doing, step-Griddle? by Uncle_Cool
Fandom The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
14 Feb 2024
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Uncle Cool's Wacky River Tours by Uncle_Cool
Fandom The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
09 Feb 2023
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Griddlehark multiverse, each referencing or outright crossing over into each other
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Puppy Pound by PrincezzBaphomet
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
16 Feb 2026
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A werewolf Gideon/vampire Harrow AU. Harrow had hugged Gideon only once in her life, with a pleading gaze in her dark eyes as she said, "Don't go. Please." It was the last thing she had said before Gideon escaped. Years later, an unexpected reunion during a desperate situation leads to Gideon and Harrow getting tangled up in each other's lives again. Gideon swore she'd never let herself belong to Harrow again, swore she'd protect herself from that ever happening again…
Fuck it.
She's always loved her, anyway. And she's got nothing left to lose.
OR: she's gentle this time and you don't know what to do with all this softnessBookmarked by Uncle_Cool
16 Feb 2026
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beg for it by gayyearning, ianthescokestraw
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
10 Jul 2025
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“Oh, my god,” Ianthe drawled, her amaranthine eyes glittering maliciously. Gideon forced herself to keep staring straight ahead, to not show weakness; she would not let this emotional terrorist bully her into showing her delicate underbelly.
Her features hardened into armor as the fatal cut hit her square-on: “You’ve already done it, haven’t you?” Ianthe crooned slowly. “You two have already fucked.”
The crudeness and callousness of the words hit Gideon right in the chest, and she felt raw, torn-open and wounded. She turned the force of her vicious golden glower to meet Ianthe’s purple one and felt her pulse start to race as her steady, even breathing transitioned to haggard panting. Ianthe's eyes lit up brightly at Gideon’s visible and growing distress. She didn’t have the capacity to dwell on how much of a sadistic freak Ianthe clearly was like she normally might because all her efforts were focused on keeping her eyes free from angry tears.
“Christ above, it’s worse, even,” Ianthe continued, interrupting her mental self-flagellation. “Good heavens, you have feelings for the girl.”AKA a modern griddlehark au with lots of other character interactions and LOTSSSS of gay drama and a good amount of smut!
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- Part 1 of Beg for Your Lady of Mercy
Bookmarked by Uncle_Cool
10 Jan 2026
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treat me like a slut by Anonymous
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
27 Jan 2026
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Harrow quite frankly didn’t care much what Gideon had between her legs. She just liked Gideon, as much as she hated to admit it, and the parts she liked best would always be there—her big strong hands, her warm golden eyes, her annoying cockiness that she also wanted Gideon to use to take Harrow down a peg or three.
Harrow just wanted Gideon to use her.
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TLDR: Harrow grows Gideon a dick and takes a pretty bad approach to helping her explore some repressed desires.
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Bookmarked by Uncle_Cool
16 Dec 2025
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Money, power, and everything else in between us by Star_Wanderer68
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
10 Dec 2025
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A Griddlehark findom fic that spawned one of the sappiest pieces I've written in recent times. College/university AU where Gideon is a lowly urchin compared to impossibly rich bitch Harrow of the Ninth House. Until one day Gideon has had enough and flips the tables on her.
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Dandelions by HorseSkullTats087
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
07 May 2025
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One hot summer night. Gideon-and-Harrowhark at last.
Bookmarked by Uncle_Cool
16 May 2025