Ultimate_Idiot435
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Would You Choose This Again? by Ultimate_Idiot435
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
14 Feb 2026
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But here’s another fact about Rok Soo: He’s a selfish, selfish boy.
Rok Soo wants to be able to breathe. He wants to be able to walk without cutting his feet on glass. He wants to eat fresh food without worrying about how long he’ll have to go without it, again. He wants to be able to speak without fearing drawing attention to himself. He should be glad with what he has, but he’s not.
But Rok Soo doesn't care for whatever sins he’s committing. He’s never been good anyway.
The five times Kim Rok Soo runs, and the one time he stays.
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He's My Man (I've Been Damned) by Ultimate_Idiot435
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
30 Jan 2026
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Choi Han, more than a soldier, more than a fighter, is a man who loves deeply. For someone like Cale, that love knows no bounds. He is Choi Han’s liege, after all. Despite Cale’s weak constitution, he had opened up the sky for him, had soothed his aches, had assured him silently of safety. The knight had made a vow to protect him, and it was a vow he planned to keep for the rest of his long, long life.
But here is another lesson Choi Han has learned; no amount of love can prevent the growth of resentment.
Sometimes, Cale is too kind for his own good.
Sometimes, Choi Han can't help but hate him for it. -
Guess who’s dying chat? by Ultimate_Idiot435
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
12 Feb 2025
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SugarRush: And um idk that’s not healthy ig?
Tuna: sensei u are literally built like a fucking paintbrush u cannot be talking
Shopaholic: fr do u not eat??
FingerLickinGood: LMFAOOOr: Yuji makes a group chat, and regrets it almost instantly
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“Dazai,” he said, his tone level and steady, sounding stern. It had changed. It was deeper, richer now, but still held the same undertones. Dazai didn’t know how to respond. “What the fuck are you doing here?”
There was a pause. A moment of silence. Neither of them breathed.
And then Dazai turned around, letting his hair cover his eyes, and smiled. He smiled. Chuuya felt like gagging with how fake and ugly it was.
“Chuuya, long time no see.”
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After seven years, Chuuya reunites with Dazai in the most unexpected place he could think of: his own college campus.
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- Part 2 of We Met A Cold Summer Day
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30 Aug 2025
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Dazai-centric, mostly canon one-shots all existing in the same universe. i.e. all the events in these fics are presumably in the same world and may be referenced in latter one-shots. My goal is to have 10 in total but who knows, maybe I'll make it to 20!
( ＾◡＾)っ ♡
I've been recently reading the works of real-life Dazai so I like to sprinkle in some references and easter eggs along the way. I've also consumed a lot of BSD works (English fan translations) in a short period of time, so these one-shots reference:
"Osamu Dazai and the Dark Era"
"How I Picked Up Dazai" or "The Day I Picked Up Dazai" (Parts A and B - this is also my favorite light novel)
"Beast" manga
"55 Minutes" (my other favorite!)
"Stormbringer"
"Dazai, Chuuya, Age 15"
"The Untold Origins of the Detective Agency"I'm up to date with the manga *cue all the soukoku heartache (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ * but I don't think I'll be incorporating recent chapters into these fics (though many a theory I have >>_>>)
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21 Aug 2025
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For 1st year med student Dazai Osamu, excellence isn’t a goal — it’s a requirement for being allowed to exist. Raised by his father Mori, Dazai has learned that anything below 100% is failure, freetime is indulgence, and parental affection is something one has to earn. Trying to uphold these impossible standards, he gets confronted with how coping mechanisms meant to maintain control can lead to losing it.
Enter Chuuya Nakahara: sports science major, easygoing, backed by a supportive family, and the last person Dazai wants as a roommate. As their contrasting worlds collide and the pressure on Dazai keeps building he is forced to ask himself: is the price of excellence really worth it?
At 15 he brought back a 97 on a test.
"What did you miss?" was all Mori asked.
"One question,"
"And why did you miss it?"
"I misunderstood—"
"You didn't prepare properly," Mori cut him off. "Careless. Do you want to be a doctor responsible for patients dying because of such mistakes?"
"No, sir."
"Then do better."That night, Dazai stayed up late, re-reading his textbook until the words blurred together, fueled by fear of what would happen if he made another mistake.
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10 Jun 2025
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It’s easy to dismiss the nausea at first, in the wake of the implosion of his entire life.
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In which, unknowingly, Dazai does not leave the Mafia alone.
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- Part 9 of it takes a village
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- English
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Bookmarked by Ultimate_Idiot435
09 Jun 2025
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I am out with lanterns looking for myself by MaidenStrife
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
25 Oct 2024
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"I know who you pretend I am"
Dazai and Yosano about Elise, probablyA study in darkness told through the lens of the Demon Prodigy. Featuring Soukoku, angst, poetic bloodshed, and the overwhelmingly underrated (toxic) sibling duo of Yosano Akiko and Dazai Osamu.
Bookmarked by Ultimate_Idiot435
02 Mar 2025