Too_Many_Rooks
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Open my heart and let it bleed onto yours by Too_Many_Rooks
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
04 Sep 2025
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When mortal boy Henry of Skalitz is sent on a punitive hunting expedition with the bratty young vampire lordling Hans Capon, an unfortunate incident with a boar and a camp of Cumans forces Henry to be both hunter, and prey, when he must save his lord, and submit to the dishonour of being bitten like some nobles blood-whore too grant him the strength to see them both safely back to Rattay.
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Conversation at the Bluff by Too_Many_Rooks for Wheel_of_Whimsy
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
09 Jun 2025
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Radzig is resolved; he’s finally going to do it. He’s finally going to tell Henry he’s his father.
Just as soon as Henry gets back from questioning the captured bandit in Merhojed, which should be any moment now.
...Any moment now.
Especially since he’s already a day late, giving Radzig both the chance to rehearse his speech, and torturing him in this state of prolonged apprehension while he waits for his son to come home.
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- Part 2 of Stolen Moments
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How Zizka comes to know the remarkable young man under his command, and how, through the eyes of others, and through his deeds, he begins to see Henry in all his varying aspects; a noble's bastard, a blacksmith, a healer, an assassin, a warrior, and most of all, a traumatised boy thrown to wolves, struggling to survive.
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Radzig seeks out his son in the quiet moments of preparation before they march on Pribyslavitz, to give Henry some advice before his first pitched battle, and to soothe the new kind of worry that's never plagued him before a battle before, that doubtless comes from leading his one and only son into a baptism of blood, and fire.
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- Part 1 of Stolen Moments
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Henry, son of no-one, from nowhere, spends his early years tucked by the kitchen hearth of an alternating string of castles and noble residences. Dvorce, Kuttenberg, Prague - wherever his liege lord Sir Radzig Kobyla goes, Henry of nowhere follows.
His liege lord Sir Radzig, who is only ‘father’ when he is certain no one can overhear, moves a lot, in his service to the king.
So Henry of nowhere has no home; he belongs nowhere, and belongs to no one.
Recent series
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A series expanding on lost moments between Henry and Radzig in the game, in between important events, where they could really do with a chance to slow down, and talk.
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Heir Apparent by Too_Many_Rooks
Fandom Alex Rider (TV 2020), Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz
21 Jan 2025
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Alex Rider-Rothman’s future has been decided for him almost since birth. As the son of the two married executives of SCORPIA, he is groomed to be the perfect heir to their criminal empire, and one day inherit the organisation his family has always been deeply entangled in.
But the older Alex gets, and the more he understands the realities of the future his parents have waiting for him, the more he pushes against their expectations, and the more secrets begin to rise from the fragmented cracks of their family, that threaten to tear them all apart.
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Explorations in Parenthood by Too_Many_Rooks
Fandom Alex Rider (TV 2020), Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz
15 Mar 2024
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A spy and an assassin raise a baby. What could go wrong?
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Chase the Sunset by Too_Many_Rooks
Fandom Alex Rider (TV 2020), Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz
25 Feb 2022
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Shippy, unconnected shorts about Alex growing up.
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Seen it All by Too_Many_Rooks
Fandom Alex Rider (TV 2020), Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz
16 Apr 2022
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Iced Out (ft. Ilya Rozanov) (Explicit Ver.) by losernotfound
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
13 Jan 2026
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“Hollander, did you hear about this shit?”
Shane glanced up from his phone. “What?”
“Come here, look.”
Shane crossed the locker room to stand beside Hayden. J.J. tilted his phone screen towards them to show a news headline. ‘Iced Out’ Is Catching Fire: Russian Rap Song Goes Viral Thanks to Hockey Star Ilya Rozanov
“What the hell?” Shane heard himself ask. “Wait, they just asked me about this.”
“I fucking hate this guy,” Hayden groaned. “I swear to God he did this purposely to fuck with all of us.”
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the one where Ilya's featured on a viral rap song, and Shane can't figure out why he keeps getting hard in the middle of games.
Bookmarked by Too_Many_Rooks
17 Feb 2026
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Bookmarked by Too_Many_Rooks
16 Feb 2026
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The chips are set to fall by icopythefax
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 Feb 2026
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At the 2017 All Star Weekend, Ilya takes fate into his own hands to produce at least one out MLH player by the end of the season. Thus begins his part-time side hustle as community organizer, mastermind, and Commander-in-Chief of the Gay Hockey Army.
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Bookmarked by Too_Many_Rooks
16 Feb 2026
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Rivals or Pulling Pigtails by Music_Feeds_My_Soul
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 Feb 2026
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HOLLANDER IS GAY
A shocking moment has occurred as Gilbert Comeau outs fellow Montreal Voyager and Captain Shane Hollander as gay. Fans of the hockey team are divided, with some condemning Comeau's actions and others calling for transparency.
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Rozanov and Hollander?During the recent pre-season game, Ilya Rozanov revealed a past hook-up with Shane Hollander, asking the other captain if he’d like a repeat.
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Shane’s Wife @hockeygirl25Okay, so wait, this was just pigtail pulling the entire time?
Or, after Shane is outed by a teammate, Ilya decides to bin their ten-year plan to publicly woo his boyfriend as if they aren’t already dating.
The public predictably loses its mind.
Bookmarked by Too_Many_Rooks
16 Feb 2026
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Team management e-mails him early in the afternoon, but it’s just after helping Jackie feed Ruby and Jade dinner, when Hayden has the chance to go to the bedroom and sit against the bed headboard, that he manages to see and read it. The language is polite but friendly, and the person writing it actually identifies herself as the lady from the team’s media relationship, Nathaly, which immediately makes the exchange feel more real. She calls Hayden by his first name too, which also helps. Hayden has read some official communication before, but they addressed the team as a whole, so he knows this is different. Nathaly is talking to him to know if there’s any way he might billet for next season.
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Alternate universe where Hayden was drafted two seasons before Shane and is three years older than him. He's not quite a veteran, but, somehow, he still gets picked by the Metros to house hockey's second coming of christ, Shane Hollander, during his rookie season. Shane never really leaves.
Bookmarked by Too_Many_Rooks
15 Feb 2026