ToLazyToGetUp



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    An A/B/O secret nesting fic. The 5 times Shane steals clothes from Ilya and the 1 time he gets caught, plus his reaction. Inspired by the staircase scene where Shane is holding onto Ilya's hoodie :)

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    It had been two days since Shane had surprised Ilya, and they’d had so much sex that Shane genuinely wasn’t sure if he would be able to make it to practice that morning. His lower back ached, his legs ached, but it was honestly a pleasant ache.

    It was a constant reminder every time Shane moved that he was married to the love of his life and that even after all these years sex was mindblowing and insane regardless of how often they had it.

    But it was the first time he would be seeing the team since that night at the club, and he could feel the shit he was going to get.

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    a short little follow up oneshot of the cens teasing ilya and shane in the locker room a few days after The Lingerie Incident

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    "We are so excited you guys are here!" she chirps. "You athletes have such erratic schedules, it's hard to get one much less two of you in the room, so thank you for making the time to join us today. It'll be super fun, I promise—everyone has a blast reacting to thirst tweets."

    Shane stops in his tracks and looks up. "Sorry, what?"

    The crew member meets his gaze, blinking. "Oh, did you not know that's what we're doing today? It was on the calendar invite…"

    "Hollander," Ilya says, also turning to Shane. "What is 'thirst tweet'?"

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    Still there was no reason to wait for something that won’t happen. He was not pregnant.

    So he got up and went near the window, impatient, probably emitting rancid pheromones. He looked at the city under him when he heard a gasp.

    No. It wasn’t happening. He continued to look away. If I can’t see it, then it’s not real, he thought.

    ‘Shane…’. Fuck Ilya for disturbing his peace.

    Or: Shane finds out he is pregnant and has ro decide what to do, with Ilya at his side

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    Shane meets Ilya at the airport, after the team wins the Stanley Cup.

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