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whether i’m gonna flip you off or pull you into the closet, i haven’t decided yet by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
13 Oct 2024
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HR Case File #1713C
Compiled by Lan XichenNote: Upon receipt of an anonymous complaint, I have compiled and examined the following documents to determine whether any company policies on workplace relationships have been violated, and the results are inconclusive.
Subject: Concerning Dress Code Violation
Wei Wuxian,
Multiple employees have raised a concern with your attire today. Please be advised that T-shirts are not in line with our employee dress code. In particular, a T-shirt that says “Freak in the Spreadsheets” is not appropriate. I am attaching a copy of our dress code policy to this email. Read it carefully and ensure your clothing is in compliance going forward.
Regards,
Lan Wangji
Director of Human ResourcesOR: life is tough for a new employee and an hr director who just can't see eye to eye
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21 Feb 2026
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it’s all fun and games ’til somebody loses their mind by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
16 May 2025
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Whiteboard:
buy more almond milk
call maintenance about broken icemaker
sell roommate’s belongings on ebayLan Wangji > Wei Wuxian
Lan Wangji: What is the meaning of the note on the fridge?
Wei Wuxian: oh i’m out of almond milk
Lan Wangji: That is not funny.
Wei Wuxian: i agree. almond milk is no joke. the almonds work very hard on that stuff probably (i wouldn’t know i’m not an almond)
Apartment Rules and Expectations
22. Do not misappropriate or joke about misappropriating other people’s belongings.
OR: oh my god wangxian are roommates
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20 Feb 2026
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from you, i'd buy anything by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Jul 2025
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Facebook Marketplace
DISASSEMBLED GLASS TABLE (REASSEMBLY REQUIRED)
$74
Condition: Used (fair)
Description: chic glass table for all ur tabling needs—temporarily disassembled due to undisclosed circumstances. just needs some time and patience with the reassembling project!*
must be able to pick up and must not ask me for help with reassembly
*may lack structural integrity after reassembly, which seller is not responsible forSeller: Wei Wuxian
Facebook Messenger
Lan Wangji: Why are you selling a broken table?
Wei Wuxian: it’s disassembled!!!!
Lan Wangji: Shattered glass cannot be reassembled.
Wei Wuxian: what are u, some kind of glass doctor?
OR: the inevitable collision of part-time fb marketplace seller & full-time troll!wei wuxian and part-time window-shopper & full-time rule enthusiast!lan wangji
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19 Feb 2026
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Wei Ying's Very Good And Not At All Likely To Fail Plan Of Ultimate Seduction by craftyTrickster (luoxiaobai)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Feb 2022
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Wei Ying plans to seduce Lan Zhan by booking them a hotel room with one bed...except when they arrive there's two?
Oh no!
Written for #MXTXReverseTropeFest Day One: There were only two beds.
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14 Feb 2026
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“Oh my god, is that a pregnancy test?”
“But who…?”
“It’s mine!” Wei Wuxian announced, his voice shrill and so loud everyone fell silent.
or, jc finds a positive pregnancy test in the bathroom. wwx takes one for the team
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05 Feb 2026