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    “Nicholas where are you?” Grant says. He gets up from the counter and wobbles. He’s wrong shaped. He doesn’t quite know how to explain it until he looks down and sees Nicky’s pajama pants and Nicky’s tan chest where his body should be. Grant’s panic spikes to the ceiling. What the f**k? What the f**k!? What the f**k. He’s two layers of wrong and he doesn't like any of it.

    “Nicholas, where are you?” Grant asks again. He’s scared that he already knows the answer.

    “Right where I always am,” Nicholas says, his voice shakes only a little behind the irritation. ”What are you doing here?”

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    After an accident during a mission the Kiddads wake up in each other's bodies. Chaos ensues as they try to take care of each others bodies and get back where they belong.

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    25 Dec 2025

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    "I’m going to need you to suspend any disbelief for this, alright?”

    Tango and Zedaph's adventures in knowing, not knowing, and getting lost somewhere else.

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    25 Nov 2025

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    "Xelqua was running.
    He had to run, run, run.
    He needed to get away as fast as he could so they wouldn’t find him.
    He needed to go somewhere that was hard to get to.
    A whitelisted server, a small one, far away."

    Running away from Watchers, Xelqua ends up on a weird small server where he gets mistaken for Grian, a player he had never heard of before. But there is something wrong with this server as it’s filled with many extinct, presumably bloodthirsty creatures - that are all incredibly nice.
    Xelqua takes the opportunity and tries to pretend to be their friend, not wanting to be discovered.

    Watchers have no idea what they had done.


    I don’t know how to write summaries.

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    20 Nov 2022

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    Henry woke feeling a bit stiff.

    He didn’t quite know why, but his joints took a bit more coaxing to get warmed up for the day ahead. He was getting a bit older, but he was still spry enough to have jumped right out of bed the prior morning with no issue.

    Henry groaned as his knees crackled. He had only stood up from where he was sitting on his bed, but his joints had quite literally been creaking ever since he woke up. His moustache was also unnaturally tame for this time of year. Henry leaned into his mirror, staring at his reflection. Well, he guessed, it wouldn’t hurt to have to use less product than usual. He put a bit in, smoothing it out ever so slightly, and continued on with his morning.

    Just a few little things.

    That’s it.

    OR; After Master Adam gets turned into a Beast, Cogsworth and the rest of the castle start to notice some... interesting changes.

    Beauty and the Beast prequel

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    03 Nov 2025

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  5. Public Bookmark 83

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    In one universe, Glenn Close makes a choice that his son will have a new father.
    In that choice, a new universe is created in an instant where that was always the case.

    In a new universe, Glenn Close wakes up to an empty home. As it always has been in his life.

     


    “And did you ever meet my friend Glenn?” Darryl asks,
    “Yeah, Glenn. Your friend that you brought along in the van and I kept going like, ‘Why is he here?’ And you were like, ‘He’s cool,’ and he was just hanging out in the van with us.” Grant responded
     

    An unlikely friendship between Darryl Wilson and Glenn Close begins much earlier in another universe.

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    10 Aug 2025