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Rumi thinks they're probably all in shock after the events of Namsan Tower. Sometimes when bad things happen, you just want your mom.
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- Part 5 of Ghosts in the Nursery
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17 Feb 2026
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'Hat Trick' - the achievement of a generally positive feat three times
No one expected all of the members of Huntr/x to be trans, least of all them. But as the saying goes, good things come in threes
Written for The Rainbow Honroom secret santa gift exchange, prompt: trans huntrix
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30 Jan 2026
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Mira has worked at Sunlight Scoops for upwards of two months now, and if someone put a gun to her head and told her to name three things about Rumi, she could maybe give them two:
1. Rumi worked at Sunlight Scoops
2. Rumi was absolute shit at small talk(Zoey and Mira get jobs at an ice cream parlor and cannot figure out why their manager can't talk to them.)
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- Part 1 of ryu rumi: ice cream scooper
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12 Jan 2026
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“Oh my god.” Zoey shoveled it into her mouth with reckless abandon, alternating between chopsticks and spoons. “Oh my god.”
“It’s not that good. You’re lying.” Mira leaned in close to the camera, possibly to get a better look at the food in Zoey’s bowl.
Zoey looked at Mira wide-eyed. “Mira, it’s—oh my god. This is the greed the Bible warned me about.”
“You’ve never read the Bible,” snarked Mira.
“I just—the chef is gorgeous, Mira! And her food is—” Zoey lost her words, then she shook her head to reset her brain. “Babe,” said Zoey seriously, leveling her gaze at her girlfriend, “I’ve discovered the divine intervention that’s gonna get you to this place.”
Mira’s jaw dropped open. “Why didn’t you show me the hot chef?”
“Because my girlfriend is Aphrodite and the chef is Venus and my fucking brain exploded because I couldn’t put together a single thought when not one but two hot women were staring at me at the same time!” wailed Zoey, for her steak was too juicy and her lobster too buttery. “Besides, if you saw the hot chef that would be one less excuse to come eat here!”
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09 Jan 2026
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"Okay, so!" Zoey said, plopping herself down next to Rumi one random hiatus morning. "I know we haven't been officially dating for all that long. But! I know that we're all kinda wanting to do. Yaknow-"
"Each other?" Mira butted in, flipping the eggs she was frying for Rumi."Yeah!" Zoey said. "Well, uh. So. I wanted to say. Disclose. All of that jazz." She sighed, looking like she was psyching herself up for something. "I'm a trans woman. And I still have all of that, uh, equipment."
Rumi raised an eyebrow. "What sort of equipment?"
"I, well, I don't think this'll be a problem, because I'm pretty sure you two aren't like that, but, well." Zoey rambled around her point. "I have a penis." She stared at the counter, looking like that had taken a lot out of her."Oh, don't worry." Rumi said, patting her on the back. "I do too."
Slowly, Zoey turned towards her. "I'm sorry, but, uh, what? You're also a trans woman?!" Her jaw just about hit the floor.
"No I'm not?" Rumi said. "I just have a penis. I've always been a woman."(Based on that one "I'm not a demon, I just have patterns" conversation from the movie)
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09 Jan 2026