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Harry Hates Draco Fucking Malfoy by TrashKitty (The_TrashLifeIsReal)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Feb 2016
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New Year's Eve in the Muggle World is sort of a big deal. Okay, an extremely big deal. So sitting at a dodgy bar alone with Ron and Hermione doing Merlin knows what in the corner and nursing his half-full tumbler of whiskey is not exactly what Harry wants right now.
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Harry meets a corn snake with a sharp tongue and learns some interesting things about a Slytherin with a secret crush.
Bookmarked by TrashKitty (The_TrashLifeIsReal)
08 Feb 2026
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Morgan a for President. Lolololol.
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Crime reporter Will Graham's column on page six of the Baltimore Sun garners him the attention of many: fans, hobby detectives, the FBI...and others.
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Hannibal cut off a piece of meat with surgical precision. “I find your company rather engaging.”
“Maybe I don't find you all that engaging.”
Silence.
Hannibal grinned. “I see that it will take more than one dinner to earn your forgiveness. Challenge accepted.”
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Bookmarked by TrashKitty (The_TrashLifeIsReal)
29 Nov 2025
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The juiciest of news and the sweetest of restaurants.
Delicious. 10 out of 10 hearts, would eat again. -
Take Some Advice Paesano by FeelsForBreakfast
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
31 Jul 2022
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Internationally-recognized musician Lan Wangji gets kidnapped by mafia kingpin Wei Wuxian. It’s all kind of a misunderstanding.
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Bookmarked by TrashKitty (The_TrashLifeIsReal)
11 Oct 2025
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LWJ is the energy I have been using for the shit show that is 2025.
I mean I haven't found the love of my life... But wine is a good substitute.
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Harry's been getting Draco into trouble at work, so its time to punish him.
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some more filth, and honestly I just needed to get out of my teary-whimpering harry brainrot
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Bookmarked by TrashKitty (The_TrashLifeIsReal)
11 Oct 2025
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Wangxian : We have lots of sex
Drarry : Hold this fic and learn young CULTIVATORS -
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Six hours after Tom Riddle’s body had been discovered, the heads of the Families had all convened, waiting for his usurper to make themselves known—to begin a new series of negotiations. Alliances.
No one ever stepped forward. No agent of the Ministry claimed the credit. Nobody had seen or heard a thing. He may as well have been struck down by a ghost. Six months later, rumors started circulating that Riddle’s murderer had already been admitted to Azkaban. No matter what strings Draco’s father or others like him had pulled, no one was able to dig up anything more than that.
Someone had gone through great lengths to cover the whole thing up.
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Draco Malfoy takes a fall for his family and is sent to Azkaban. His only hope of getting out is to find and kill the man who murdered the kingpin of the reigning Families, Tom Riddle. He is in for many rude awakenings.- Language:
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Bookmarked by TrashKitty (The_TrashLifeIsReal)
01 Sep 2025
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The Prison AU my childhood loves and Drarry... What more could I want.