19 Bookmarks by TheWorldTurtle
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The Metros really were lousy at hockey. Shane Hollander was the only talent they had, which was why they threw the C on his chest before they even made it to the All Star break. The Raiders hadn’t given Ilya even an A yet. Coach had taken him aside and told him they weren’t going to think about a leadership role on the team until he’d finished his rookie year. He had enough to deal with, Coach said, which was nicer than saying Ilya was still nineteen, and his English sucked shit, and they weren’t quite done being worried about “character issues.”
Ilya Rozanov’s rookie year reimagined by someone with serious hockey-watcher brainrot.
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03 Feb 2026
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Cunk on Hockey by qkind for Orichalxos
Fandoms: Cunk on Earth (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
24 Dec 2025
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Philomena Cunk travels to Canada to interview Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov, the goal being to sell hockey to British audiences.
Warning: The author knows as much about hockey as Philomena Cunk.
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12 Jan 2026
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A (formerly) promising young man named Nico Qasim rescues his brother from exploitation, mistreatment, and possible death. So far, so good, but…what the hell does he do NOW?
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15 Dec 2025
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Unknown System, or, New Peoples by alatarmaia4
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett, The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
01 Oct 2023
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I saw a post on tumblr suggesting a crossover where Murderbot meets Sam Vimes, and I couldn't not write it. Behold:
Murderbot, randomly pulled into the metropolis of Ankh-Morpork, must figure out how it got here, how to get home, and what the fuck is going on in general. Meanwhile, Sam Vimes of the city guard is hot on the trail of a suspicious-looking case at Unseen University—or at least he would be if he didn't have the baby at home to worry about...
I love TMB and Discworld so much, so I tried to make this as newbie-friendly as possible. If you're coming for the Discworld, the Murderbot stuff is supposed to be as understandable as possible, and if you don't know Discworld at all but love Murderbot, hopefully it still makes sense.
This is set after Exit Strategy but vaguely before Fugitive Telemetry; on the Discworld side, it's somewhere in between Night Watch and Going Postal.
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12 Dec 2025
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Closed Loop System by One_of_Them (greenbean_paste)
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
29 Jun 2025
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Unit Communication Log:
SecUnit Two: Atmospheric conditions optimal.
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11 Dec 2025
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“So,” says Rach. “D’you think it really happened, then?”
“I think that an enterprising person may saw through a gallows' ropes if given the time, and that summer heat and rain together will rot any crop if the tarps are stolen, and that poison kills a man more surely than any stained silk, and that even if such magic existed it has never favored the powerless,” Adelina says, somewhat more bitterly than she means to. “But it is a good story.”
In which Adelina is caught in the act. This affects a few things.
Canon-divergence from Inexplicifics’ “Must Brave The Thorns”
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The year is 1953. Somewhere, Frederic Wertham is writing the book that will end the Golden Age of comics.
Somewhere else, J. Edgar Hoover is writing a memo that will scrub the "un-American" from the ranks of the FBI.One of these things will be the end of Eel O'Brian, otherwise known as Plastic Man—unless he reevaluates his priorities real quick. Lucky for him, if he's anything, he's flexible.
(16-page fancomic with written sections.)
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13 Nov 2025
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Some Assembly Required by tysonrunningfox
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies)
17 Sep 2025
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"I'm not saying Hiccup's not a good designer," Astrid soft-pedals and hates it, but it's necessary and true, "it's not the designs, it's how they're going through the system. And the tolerancing! I don't know if things need to be two thou because they need to be two thou or if he's just pulling a tiny number out of his ass because we need close to nominal, but either way the communication isn't there."
"He pulls plenty out of his ass, but I don't think GD&T is part of it," Gobber laughs, "what do you want to do about it?"
"I want to sign off on his drawings."
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- Part 1 of Some Assembly Required
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Nightwing wakes up with a concussion in a warehouse, after getting knocked out by a gang that's fairly new to the Gotham scene. Red Hood, the worryingly competent new player in Gotham's underworld, is there too. It... sure ends up going some kind of way.
Jason Todd Week 2025
Day 7: Return | Outsider POV | Crime AlleySeries
- Part 7 of Jason Todd Week 2025
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07 Aug 2025
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"Mom overdosed again two weeks ago," Jason said. He was clearly trying to keep his voice flat and emotionless, but resentment spilled through like water in an oversaturated sponge. "So we're out of Narcan." They hadn't had Narcan, when Willis had… left. "The landlord's turned off the utilities and he's kicking us out in five days if we don't catch up on the last three months of rent."
"Okay," Willis said. He knew how he was supposed to follow that up. Thank you for telling me. I'm here now, I'll take care of everything. I'm sorry. Instead, what came out of his mouth was, "What happened to your face?"
OR: Knowing it wasn't enough had never stopped Willis Todd from trying.
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- Part 9 of Jason Todd Week 2025
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07 Aug 2025
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When the Red Hood comes back to Gotham, Stephanie Brown is around to meet him
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09 Jun 2025
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Flying back to Cherry Street, weaving reckless in the dark, it comes down to this: Dick is the only one of his siblings that Jason has any real claim on. Dick is the only one of that whole mess of victims to Batman's cult of self-immolation who belongs to Jason. Even more than that - Dick is the only person in the world who he shares a parent with, who knows what it meant to be the Robin to Batman of nearly ten years ago.
It's just not the same anymore.
So if Dick fucking kicks it, Jason's the only one left. Jason becomes an only child. Jason becomes the last of his kind. Jason becomes the sole keeper of that memory, of a brotherhood shared under a man who no longer exists. There is no way to replace Dick, because the world that they lived in together is gone, and can never give Jason a surrogate.
The Red Hood pulls the thread on a mystery big enough to bridge the distance between two cities, two brothers: The plot they unravel is far deeper and darker than a garden-variety drug trafficking scheme. A story about siblingship, hauntings, and rivers.
1. Ostium, osti(i): Latin noun, II Declension: Door, opening; (river) mouth; entrance (to the underworld).
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- Part 1 of these and other tragedies
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“We rest in the shade of trees our ancestors planted.”
They called the man in the ice Yiling Laozu, after a folk hero associated with the town in the foothills of the mountains where he was found.
No one expected him to be alive!
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A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:
The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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(01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-
Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.
Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-
Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.
Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.
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- Part 1 of IRIS Logs
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Don't ask why Batman is sad unless you're willing to give him the time to consult his spreadsheet.
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- Part 44 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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Strunk & White, Revised Edition by leupagus for screamlet, waldorph
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
23 Dec 2016
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TO: Commander Spock, USS Enterprise NC-1701
FROM: Sybok, Vulcan Embassy, San Francisco, Earth
RE: T’Pringlol
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27 Apr 2023
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It's a regular Wednesday like any other, and Jason's just trying to take out a corrupted police officer. Instead, he inexplicably finds himself cosplaying an organic farmer stuck in the middle of a hostage situation.
Crime doesn't pay, but being the Red Hood is somehow worse, fuck.
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15 Feb 2023
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"get your ass artisinally beet" hit me like a fucking truck
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Geralt hunts a monster using...alternative methods. It's the best day of Jaskier's life.
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08 Jan 2022
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Premise: What if bending was like sign language?
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19 Nov 2020