TheWordlessOne
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I am unsure of how to summarize this. However ash is a cat and there are shenanigans.
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Everything hurts a little too much to remember and there are nightmares around the corner.
Red comforts Ash. Neither of them will mention it in the morning.
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The Trust Diamond was an item that looked rather worthless. But only a few members of LifeSteal truly knew its worth.
Aka, Reddoons is bad at guessing and Rek wishes to flee.
Edit: Forgot you can’t read my mind lol. The server thinks it’s a platonic wedding. Sorry if I offended anyone.
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Year: 2558. Master Chief is returned triumphant to Infinity following the destruction of the Didact's ship, but the cost of humanity's salvation is steep this time - perhaps too steep. The UNSC's hero is a threat ONI can no longer abide. They've already pocketed one dirty secret. What to do with a legendary super soldier in a downward spiral? (Femme B312/117 pairing) Canon up to and including events of Halo 4 for majority of characters.
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18 Jan 2026
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When the violence against merchant and civilian ships escalates, Phainon is tasked with hunting down the pirates responsible but there's more danger on the seas than roaming brigands and it may take a pirate to save the world. They just have to learn how to get along first.
Or, Phainon gets pulled out of the water by Captain Mydei and they decide to investigate the Black Tide together.
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01 Jan 2026
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Held by an arm around the waist, and a hand on the wrist is the barmaid. Her head droops to the side while the figure holding her up stands behind her, sharp teeth digging into her neck.
A pair of familiar eyes looks up to lock with Wylder’s. Blood red, where once they were blue.
Unbothered by Wylder’s sudden appearance, Ironeye pulls away from the barmaid and sits her up against the counter with careful, deliberate movements. His only reaction then is to sigh. ‘‘I wait all night to eat and still get caught out? Wasted effort…’’
~~Vampire!Ironeye AU
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30 Dec 2025
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Accomplishments of a Doomed Crown Prince by quags1re
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
13 Oct 2025
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spoilers for hsr 3.3
When it comes to predatory, soul-sucking gacha games, Cosmic Impact Rail Zero was probably the worst of the worst. Did it have incredible characters? Yes. An engaging storyline? Double yes. Did it make Mydei want to blow his entire paycheck on weapons and skins and more rolls? Of course it did.
But it also killed off basically every character in the game, including the crown prince that shared Mydei's name– Mydeimos the Undying, Son of Gorgo. How the hell was that even possible?! He literally had undying in his title!?
So when the developers ask for feedback, Mydei goes off on a heated tangent– and finds himself reincarnated as his namesake. You know– the doomed prince, destined for a life of hardship? Destined to die?
Not if Mydei has anything to say about it.
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28 Dec 2025
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It all began with an impromptu meeting and a pre-breakfast kiss. Now, Konoha and Tsunade have a problem on their hands: get the AWOL Naruto back into training and away from Akatsuki's line of sight without alienating his temperamental boyfriend.
"Naruto. Is this what I think it is?"
It was a Konoha headband -- that much was obvious. The metal looked clean, though there was something dull about it, as if it hadn't seen the washing of wind and time and blood. A mark across the leaf that should have sent any Konoha shinobi to the quartermaster for a new headband was the only scratch, too -- none of the traces of a shinobi's career anywhere. Whatever it was, Sasuke recognized it, and he wasn't amused.
He thrust the blue headband forward so the blond barely had to turn to see it. "Is what-- Eh? It's your forehead protector. What else would it be?"
Karin didn't even have time to finish thinking, "...Oh" before Sasuke had Blondie pinned against the table.Bookmarked by TheWordlessOne
08 Dec 2025