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Clark Kent's Eminently Suspicious Bathroom Habits by TheTimelessChild0
Fandoms: DCU, Superman (Movie 2025)
06 Dec 2025
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Everyone thinks Clark has IBS. Lois is characteristically nosy.
AKA the story of how Clark told Lois he’s Superman xD
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Spraying Down by Fedora Of Adorableness (TheTimelessChild0)
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009)
30 Nov 2025
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Neal makes the floor unusually damp and moist.
Day 30: on a carpet
Series
- Part 30 of Neal's Not Very Dry Omovember
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- English
- Words:
- 278
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- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
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- 327
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Neal feels embarrassed about his bladder. Jones and Peter feel like bullies.
Day 29: being made to wear a diaper
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- Part 29 of Neal's Not Very Dry Omovember
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- English
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- 2,510
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 607
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Handy Manny by Fedora Of Adorableness (TheTimelessChild0)
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009)
28 Nov 2025
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Neal is too scared to get up during a meeting. It doesn't exactly end well.
Day 28: holding it bc anxiety (conversation)
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- Part 28 of Neal's Not Very Dry Omovember
- Language:
- English
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- 1,480
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
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- 369
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Try Everything by Fedora Of Adorableness (TheTimelessChild0)
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009)
26 Nov 2025
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Five times Peter Burke knew exactly the right thing to say ^^
Day 27: Peter being a mother hen
Series
- Part 27 of Neal's Not Very Dry Omovember
- Part 4 of Neal's Bathroom Issues
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,016
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- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
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- 233
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Neal's Not Very Dry Omovember by Fedora Of Adorableness (TheTimelessChild0)
Fandom White Collar (TV 2009)
30 Nov 2025
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We're having a Neal-centric Omovember this year ^^ Will he make it? Sometimes...other times not so much (or at all teehee)
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- 30
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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Neal's Bathroom Issues by Fedora Of Adorableness (TheTimelessChild0)
Fandom White Collar (TV 2009)
26 Nov 2025
- Words:
- 4,172
- Works:
- 4
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Teeny Tony's Tinkle Trouble by InevitableBladders (TheTimelessChild0)
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe
21 Jul 2023
- Words:
- 4,539
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- 4
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- 5
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All I Want For Christmas by Fedora Of Adorableness (TheTimelessChild0)
Fandom White Collar (TV 2009)
22 Dec 2022
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- 2,484
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- 4
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- 6
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Post-Grad Potty Training by Fedora Of Adorableness (TheTimelessChild0), orphan_account
Fandom White Collar, White Collar (TV 2009)
12 May 2022
- Words:
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- 8
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- 3
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Neal and Peter talk while trapped in an elevator. No drama, just fluff.
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- English
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Bookmarked by Fedora Of Adorableness (TheTimelessChild0)
23 Dec 2024
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“Sit down. I’m gonna lay some ground rules.”
In which Mantis tries, once again, to reach out to Rocket and this time, he actually lets her.
Bookmarked by 89P13_Vaskebjørn (TheTimelessChild0)
19 Jul 2023
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What a lot of people didn’t realise was that, releasing the Negative Spirit hurt...or at least, it had.
Bookmarked by TheTimelessChild0
17 Mar 2023
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It’s a bit awkward trying to get off when you’re being watched at all times. But honestly, this is the first time Larry has allowed himself to feel turned on by something in six decades, so the Negative Spirit is going to have to deal. He tries not to think about it.
He also didn’t think he was still capable of - you know, having an orgasm - until stupid sexy Flex came along.
Series
- Part 19 of abandoned
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Not Easy Being Green by Anonymous
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
05 Apr 2021
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Through no fault of his own, Peter winds up high as a kite and desperate to pee. Under no circumstances can Tony find out.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,466
- Chapters:
- 2/2
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- 1
- Comments:
- 34
- Kudos:
- 195
- Bookmarks:
- 25
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- 4,311
Bookmarked by InevitableBladders (TheTimelessChild0)
27 Feb 2023