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You're a world away (but you're still the same) by TheMendingBook
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
17 Feb 2026
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“Zed?” Bdubs whispered, looking comedically horrified.
The man huffed a laugh at his expression and nodded.
The shorter man groaned loudly, pinching the bridge between his eyebrows, standing up and approaching.
“Oh, Jesus, dude, I’m so sorry! My terrifying sword skills must have scared the lights out of you!”
The Scientist brushed him off.
“Don’t worry about it, man. I don’t doubt for a second that Tango deserves it.”
At his words, Bdubs grew suddenly serious, crossing his arms resolutely.
“He does. Your boyfriend is an asshole. I hope he gets leprosy and dies.”
OR: An AU where Soulmates randomly swap bodies for a couple of minutes and Zed momentarily ends up in Secret Life.
Title from 'Rubber Band Man' by Mumford and Sons & HozierSeries
- Part 16 of My Zedango Fics!!!
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Bring me your desire, I can cure your disease by TheMendingBook
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
04 Jan 2026
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Zedaph fidgeted awkwardly with the sleeve of his jumper.
“I’m-” He swallowed and Tango watched his throat bob.
“-My blood, I mean. It’s yours if you want it. I’m- here to help!”
Heartbeat loud and erratic, thundering in his ears, the rush of blood loud enough to deafen a man, soft skin, fresh blood hot and-
“No.” Tango choked, desperately trying to maintain focus.
“-No, I- thank you, Zed. But I- No. Just no.”
The inventor cocked his head to the side, exposing his right collarbone. “Why not? Seriously, you can take it. I’ll regenerate, I’ll even brew some potions!”
Because once I know what having my lips on your skin feels like, I don’t know if I’d ever be able to look at you the same way again.
Tango took a large breath.
“I- don’t want to hurt you.”
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Tango accidentally ends up as a vampire. Zedaph is determined to help him.
(CW For all the regular vampire stuff).Title from 'Disease' by Lady Gaga.
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- Part 15 of My Zedango Fics!!!
- Part 2 of Vampire Tango :O
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Tango looked down at himself, at flimsy, vintage material and distinct lack of any warm item of clothing.
“I’m not-”
But before he could say another word, Zed was pulling his jacket from his shoulders, holding it out to Tango as a silent offering.
The man laughed loudly and swatted it away, brushing the man off.
“Vampires don’t get cold!”
The blonde reached up and seized the arm Tango had caught him with earlier, trailing his gentle touch up from Tango’s wrist and onto his palm. Slotting their fingers together once more, Zedaph smiled softly.
“Maybe they do on Christmas.”
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Zedaph and Tango finally talk about Tango's transformation, his trip to space in Season Eight and some of the feelings they may or may not been keeping secret for a very long time.(My submission for #MCYTRarepairNYCD. Prompt: Jacket)
Title from 'Lost in Time and Space' by Lord Huron.Series
- Part 14 of My Zedango Fics!!!
- Part 1 of Vampire Tango :O
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If you try to chase the sun, you're never gonna catch it by TheMendingBook
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
13 Dec 2025
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“-What can I help you with, my friend?”
“Well…” Impulse’s voice had grown a couple of notches higher, and he began to bounce on the balls of his feet at the question.
“-You maay be aware of the civil war currently underway, and-” He spread his arms wide like a super villain in a movie.
“-We here at Team Star wanted to formally invite you to join the winning side!”
Zedaph froze where he was kneeling in front of the chest, one hand rising to hold the lid open as he turned to look up at Impulse.
“…Why?” He asked suspiciously. “-You guys have been fine without me up until now.”
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The real reason why C! Zedaph never got involved in the Season 6 Civil War.Title from 'Matches' by Jonah Kagen.
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- Part 13 of My Zedango Fics!!!
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Holding hands while the walls come tumbling down by TheMendingBook
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
03 Dec 2025
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“Tango!”
His husband poked his head around the wall of the living room.
“Yes, dear?”
Zedaph’s mouth twitched at the stupid nickname, and he turned his head to face the older man from his position on the floor.
“Tango...” he repeated. “-Why is there a corpse in my living room?”
There was a pause, and the redhead stepped through the doorway he’d been leaning on, moving towards him.
Joining Zedaph where he was surveying the body, the older man took off his reading glasses in order to better look at what the Scientist was gesturing to.
“Huh.” He said casually, “I have absolutely no idea where that came from.”
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Life has been (semi) peaceful since Tango retired from his life as an assassin, but that all changes when an old, resentful acquaintance begins to threaten him and his husband.SEQUEL to: 'Your Addiction's Attention (Let's start a show). I would recommending reading this first!
Title from 'Everybody Wants to Rule the World' by Tears for Fears!
Chapter titles from 'Bag of Bones' by Lord Huron!Series
- Part 12 of My Zedango Fics!!!
- Part 2 of The Adventures of Assassin! Tango
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My Zedango Fics!!! by TheMendingBook
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Evolution SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, The Flash (TV 2014)
17 Feb 2026
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Vampire Tango :O by TheMendingBook
Fandom Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
04 Jan 2026
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Prism Point AU!!! by TheMendingBook
Fandom Evolution SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
31 Jul 2025
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The Adventures of Assassin! Tango by TheMendingBook
Fandom Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
03 Dec 2025
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My Vigilante / Hero AUs!!! by TheMendingBook
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Evolution SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, The Flash (TV 2014)
07 Sep 2025
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the only heaven i'll be sent to by kurtstiel
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Aug 2023
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Crowley grins in a way that’s entirely mocking. “You miss your tatty waistcoat. And your plaid bowtie.”
Aziraphale bristles weakly. “My waistcoat isn’t tatty. It’s vintage velvet.”
Crowley’s grin melts into something fond. It warms something inside Aziraphale that he thought he’d lost forever, staring at Crowley in wonderment.
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Or: Aziraphale goes to Heaven, then finds his way back home.
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18 Jan 2026
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“Yeah, well, that doesn’t stop the fact that Eddie–,” Steve threw a hand out, gesturing to Eddie and ignoring the indignant look on Eddie’s face, “--wants to eat me,” Steve’s hand was back at himself, gesturing to his throat with dramatic emphasis.
“Just a little bit,” Eddie found himself saying while making a pinching motion, if only because part of him particularly enjoyed getting a rise out of Steve if given the opportunity.
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14 Dec 2025
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His mind summons up the memory of Impulse and Skizz explaining how their soulbond works, and he freezes, grip tightening on his mug as the gears in his mind turn. That can’t be it, right? They had to do some sort of complicated ritual-ification to link their souls together, and Tango’s pretty sure he would’ve noticed if he’d gotten involved in a ritual in his sleep. Probably.
Or : Somehow, Zedaph and Tango end up with their souls magically tied to Impulse and Skizz, and Tango has a harder time than usual ignoring his feelings for them.
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07 Oct 2025
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Isn't it funny, how everything unraveled as it has? by YayaZa_B33
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Empires SMP
18 Sep 2025
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He needs to find his date.
So, Tango isn't actually sure of who he's looking for. Pearl sent him on a blind date with someone she's personally arranged for him.
He doesn't even have a vague description of her to make sure he doesn't walk up to a full-on stranger. Actually, he doesn't even know if it's a girl he's been set up with. Is it rude to assume a girl is his date? Pearl knows he's bi, so it could be a guy.
That doesn't do anything for his dilemma though. Tango sighs, if anything it makes it worse—
In his scan over the café's tables, Tango's eyes instinctively linger on curly blonde hair and tan skin, that he knows, recognises. He's walking over, feet quickly moving, before he knows it, smiling.
"Zed!" he exclaims.
{or Zedaph and Tango get set up on a first date together, unknowingly, and it ends... pretty good.}
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- Part 4 of Yaya's Zedango Week Works
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24 Sep 2025
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See Me Bare My Teeth For You by Finnterestingly_Final
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
05 Feb 2026
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Zed's life is relatively normal, all things considered. He runs a coffee shop with his best friends, Impulse and Skizz, and spends his nights testing out crazy ideas and experiments.
Everything's normal- right up until Tango walks in.
Zed's a little smitten with the new regular at the shop, but things seem to be getting weirder the longer he hangs around. As tensions continue to build and strange things continue to happen, Zed's going to learn quite a lot about his friends- and himself.
Assuming he survives it, of course.
Title from "Who Are You, Really?" by Mikky Ekko