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Today 3:57 PM
Jane: Hey so. I need you to sext me like a girl
Today 10:18 PM
Lily: what
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Or, Shane Hollander becomes Captain of the Metros, and Ilya doesn’t take kindly to what happens after that.
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The Boston Raiders disappear from the afterparty one at a time. Rozanov never made it in the first place.
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Ilya goes into rut at a charity scrimmage, and Shane has to figure out how to get him somewhere with a bed and plenty of extra sheets without drawing too many eyes. Even Shane himself tries to scrutinize the situation as little as possible, watching it in shadows and mirrors like Ilya's going to turn him to stone if Shane confronts the very real and very precarious position he's gotten himself into.
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It’s not a big deal. Shane gets a new watch from his Rolex sponsorship. They want him to promote it for Valentine’s Day.
It’s a fine watch. They always are. It has a second face, ticking away inside the larger one. He can set it to a different timezone, so he always knows what time it is somewhere else.
He sets it a lot nowadays.
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Or - Five times Hayden notices something is up with Shane’s fancy watch, and one time he knows better.
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He’s not quite sure what possesses him to say it. Except maybe how the silence sits thick in his lungs, expanding until something is forced out.
“Yuna used to ride motorcycles.” David gestures with his fork, and Rozanov—Ilya’s eyebrows respond with a pump as he swallows his third bite from his second helping.
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Ilya is breathing in manly shampoo, and his arm is numb, and he’s lived this day already. At least once, but he thinks it could be more. The panic hits him first, slamming him into the scratched plexiglass of his own body. He pushes off of it, and he ends up on the other side of the bed.
Hollander makes a noise like a creaky door, and Ilya swallows.
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It takes time to learn all the steps between the four of them—Lockwood, Lucy, George, and Kipps. But slowly, they figure out how to dance.
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to bring, to bear, to carry by chahakyn, RainShadow07, TheMalapert
Fandom Lockwood & Co. (TV), Lockwood & Co. - Jonathan Stroud
11 Sep 2025
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At first, not having any arrogant, bossy Alphas at Lockwood & Co. seems like a positive. But when Lucy has to confront the reality of London's impersonal Heat Services, she turns to an unlikely source for comfort.
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Or, the A/B/O series no one asked for.
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FOR THE GLORY by vividblossom (dirtymudblood) for alecneckrune
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Feb 2026
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“I just… I want to know, you know? I’m, like, almost thirty and I don’t know. It’s pathetic.”
He’s years away from almost thirty, but their sports careers make them feel older than they are. Ilya understands the feeling of being far behind other people.
And he couldn’t stand the face Shane was making, his I’ve only ever wished I could be like everyone else face. Ilya couldn’t fucking stand it, would do anything to make it ago away.
Which is why he, against his better judgement, said, “I can take you somewhere.”
Or; shane turns to his bisexual best friend to help him find a casual hookup and ilya swallows his yearning to make it happen.
featuring a gloryhole and ilya talking him through it
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20 Feb 2026
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"Ilya," Shane said, deciding that cottage rules applied here and he was going to have to, ugh, use his words "I'm trying to ask for a sex thing,"
Aka Shane Hollander invents orgasm denial
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20 Feb 2026
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Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.
Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.
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Buyer's Remorse by smugrobotics
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 Dec 2025
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They’re standing in front of the table of items being auctioned: a variety of MLH memorabilia, box seats for the season, a bottle of wine that’s probably worth more than Shane’s signing bonus—
—and a piece of paper, with six words printed across the top in big, bold letters:
HOLLANDER AND ROZANOV WINNER’S ROOM PERFORMANCE.
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11 Feb 2026
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“I had an idea,” Ilya says. He puts his hand on the back of Shane’s head and holds him in place. Shane hums a question and works his tongue into the underside of Ilya’s cock. “Maybe you only come when you are like this. With your mouth on my cock.”
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09 Feb 2026