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    After losing his hand on Cloud City and discovering that Darth Vader is his father, Luke thinks things over and comes to the conclusion that a) Vader is actually on the Rebellion's side and just hasn't realized it yet, b) Vader needs his help, c) Vader needs to figure out that he and the Rebellion want the same things, and d) the best way to accomplish both b. and c. is to (obviously) surrender to Vader and refuse to leave him alone, trusting in the Power of Love to change Vader's ways.

    Leia, Ahsoka, and the rest of Luke's friends in the Alliance disagree with this, but they can't get Luke to leave, and Vader can't kill them because it would destroy his new relationship with his son (it's not that Vader is attached to them at all -- no, no). Admiral Piett is forced to open up the unused guest quarters on the Executor as the Sleepover to Restore the Republic (And Maybe Save Darth Vader in the Process) drags on and grows to unreasonable proportions.

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    21 Feb 2026

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    In which Darth Vader finds 9-year-old Luke on Tatooine, proceeds to have a breakdown, kills Palpatine and makes his preteen son Emperor, as you do.
    Otherwise known as the Adventures of Teeny Tiny Emperor Luke and his Royal Dad Guard Darth Vader.

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    20 Feb 2026

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    [Comic Series] After discovering his wife is alive, Darth Vader is suddenly thrown into fatherhood of two young tiny children.

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    20 Feb 2026

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    When Obi-Wan searches his room for his homework (for Improvised Medical Analytics II, an obscure engineering elective reserved for fanatical mechanics or Senior Padawans running out of class options, scrambling for some semblance of progress), he finds a baby.

    (Or: Saving the galaxy gets a little trickier when you're only four-ish months old.)

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    19 Feb 2026

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    Luke wakes up one day to find himself back at five years-old. And that would've been plenty weird, but the Force also decided to send him back in time to before the Clone Wars even happened, in an effort to change the future. Easier said than done, especially since he's stuck in the Creche.

    Luckily Luke has never lacked in determination or technical prowess. Using absolutely everything at his disposal, it has become Luke's sole mission to stop the rise of the Empire, remove corruption in the Senate, and make sure he survives to be a teenager.

    He didn't expect to slowly win over the entire Coruscant Guard or to build a found family, closer than anything he'd ever had before.

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    19 Feb 2026