TheCATastrophe
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Squiddo's effective guide to create a family from scratch. (BEING REWRITTEN) by TheCATastrophe
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
17 Jul 2024
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For years and years, Squiddo has run a cafe, a neutral spot, a place where civilians, villains, and heroes alike are equal. Never did she think her secret of having healing powers would be revealed— no less to a villain.
This is gonna be fucking awful, isn't it?
Ft Squiddo who cannot give a shit and basically almost the entire fucking heroes, villains, and vigilantes trying to get her on their teams.
(Previously called "Hey, Maybe Villains Aren't So Bad Afterall?")
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"What if I'm faking it wil? What if I'm only doing this for attention?"
"Oh sunshine, if you think you're faking it you probably arent."
"But —"
"Nuh uh, no buts, okay?"
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TRANSMASC TOMMY!!! He gets bothered at school and keeps getting inside his head, his family cheers him up with popsicles and movies. :D
(This is the canon character Wilbur, not CC!Wilbur. Please do not get them confused.)
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And That's Why I Love Alcohol. by TheCATastrophe
Fandoms: Shall We Date?: Obey Me! (Video Game)
25 Dec 2023
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"I guess I really was a scumbag afterall, huh?"
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Glitch duo with the occasional side dish of swagsquid when I'm feelin a bit romantical (almost never. I'm aromantic.)
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It just had to be Ashswag.
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- Part 13 of Swagsquid's glitch duo fics !
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5 times Squiddo hugged Ashswag and the 1 time Ashswag hugged Squiddo.
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- Part 4 of Swagsquid's glitch duo fics !
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Millennials Are Killing The Adulting Industry by hyperbolic
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
11 Oct 2022
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Phil and Kristin do their best to parent an arsonist, a hitman and a delinquent. What starts out as just another mindless responsibility becomes so much more. Damn these kids and their charming ways!
The B-plot of A Con Artist, A Mafia Boss, An Arsonist, A Hitman and A Delinquent Cause A Scene Outside Of A Bar
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- Part 2 of A Con Artist Universe
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- English
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05 Mar 2024
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A Con Artist, A Mafia Boss, An Arsonist, A Hitman and A Delinquent Cause A Scene Outside Of A Bar by hyperbolic
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
05 Dec 2022
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Kristin needs a mortgage for her money laundering scheme.
Phil wants alibis who won’t ask any questions.
Wilbur needs a landlord that will overlook his felonies.
Techno requires a good washer and dryer that can clean blood easily.
Tommy wishes CPS would get off his ass.
Each with their own agendas, flaws and secrets, these five are pushed with the common goal of needing to come together as a family in order to evade the law.
Or: SBI need to pretend to be a family in order to avoid the police's suspicions.
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- Part 1 of A Con Artist Universe
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- English
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- 76,419
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- 16/16
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- 42
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Bookmarked by TheCATastrophe
01 Mar 2024