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    This is what she always thinks of when they are at the gunmen’s: Where the Wild Things Are, an off-brand frat house, a basement lab, Robinson Crusoe, electrical fires, a high school AV club. Outerspace. Jail time for marijuana possession.

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    30 Jan 2026

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    Deep down, Mulder knew that if they were entangled even more tightly, he’d eventually become more irritated than aroused by her voice. He’d hear it in reference to uneaten vegetables and unopened mail and unfolded laundry. That holy righteous rage of hers, that unquenchable fire that roared at him to be better and do better and live better, would illuminate not just his career but the entirety of his being. And he doubted he could live up to that scrutiny. After almost almost getting her killed any number of times, somehow Mulder knew that asking her to forgive more mundane betrayals would be the final straw. Abduction? Possession? Cannibalism? All in a day’s work. Leaving sunflower shells everywhere? That was a bridge too far. It was better, safer, sweeter, kinder to love each other the way they did. To keep some mystery alive, and with it her steadfast belief in him. Delaying consummation was delaying his inevitable disappointment of her.

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    Inspired by Lepusarcticus' beautifully-written series "Incrementum," a series of interlinked, internally-consistent, episodic MSR vignettes in roughly canonical order.

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    In which the author attempts to play Dave Filoni to Chris Carter's George Lucas.

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    21 Dec 2025

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    Fuhrer Bradley forces Riza to prove her loyalty, and she finds herself falling into dangerous territory.

     

    Whumptober Day 12: Withholding Medical Treatment

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    12 Oct 2025

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    Mulder gets a late-night tip from Frohike—an offhand rumor about a haunted manor in rural Wisconsin and a girl found dead under impossible circumstances. It’s thin, even by Mulder’s standards, but that’s never stopped him before. Scully agrees to go—because she always does—but the deeper they get into Albany’s local legends, the harder it becomes to tell what’s folklore, what’s fact, and what’s waiting for them at Timberline Manor.

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    01 Aug 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 15

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    Here were the bare facts:

    • I. Scully was his friend.
    • II. She was, in fact, the best friend he had ever had.
    • III. He loved her in the way that many men love many women.
    • IV. He loved her in a better way than that.
    • V. He did not want her to suffer.
    • VI. When she suffered, he wanted to be there.

    Comfort can be hard to come by for two such strange and solitary creatures. What are federally-employed coworkers to do?

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    21 Jul 2025