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  1. Public Bookmark 17

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    "I can't talk to him about it! I’ll ruin it, Ned. I’m a slave for the unspoken thing. A slut for it! Talking about it makes it real, and making it real means that at any second it can be taken away.”

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    11 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 79

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    Dating Peter while the kid still clung to his super-secret Spider-Man identity was really difficult for Wade, only because he was never sure who he was flirting with. And neither was Peter. And then it got confusing, because either Spider-Man or Peter was mad at him, and he couldn't tell which one was which, because he thought they were the same.

    Or Peter needs to make some clarifications and set some boundaries.

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    08 Feb 2026

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  3. Public Bookmark 65

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    Hey kid! How's college treating you?

    Hm. How was college treating Peter? Well, let's recap:

    Peter Parker is in his first year of college after taking several gap years, constantly dodging SHIELD recruitment, and has no idea how to maintain his secret identity while in school. His head has also been screwing with him lately, lots of "you're a failure", and not a lot of "you're doing your best!". So:

    Everything's going great, I love it here!

    ——

    In which Peter is handling his collapsing life just fine as a freshman college student, who is also a vigilante, who is also having problems with life as an enhanced person, and it kind of feels like the world is ending all of the time, and then this "Deadpool" asshat crashes into his life. So yeah. Things are fine. Mostly.

    Everything is a mess and Peter wants to die.

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    02 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Maybe Podfic

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    “Just an interview would be good,” Peter said, clearing his throat. “I’m mostly a photographer, not sure I’ve got the interrogator qualifications.”

    “Photographer, hmmm. . .well, I can definitely think of a few things you could take a picture of -” Deadpool started, then stopped, lenses narrowing. “Wait a flaming hot second. Peter Parker? Why does that name sound familiar?”

    Peter tensed. Had someone figured out Spiderman’s secret identity and sicced a mercenary on him to try and catch him when he wasn’t in costume?

    As Peter began to spiral, Deadpool glanced down at the newspaper in his lap, looking at the front page cover. He squinted, pulled the paper closer to his face, and then let out an auditory gasp.

    “Holy shit balls, you’re the guy who takes all those hot pictures of Spiderman!”

    “Excuse me?” Peter said, torn between relief and confusion.

    *

    or, Peter has to interview Deadpool, which quickly spirals into him being offered an obscene amount of money to sell Deadpool pictures of Spiderman. Between keeping up his secret identity, Deadpool’s flirting, and a growing mob threat, Peter quickly gets in over his head.

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    27 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Make into podfic maybe

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    Hey Now! The Podfic:

    Peter Parker has no one in his corner. No one to rely on, to seek guidance… no one to confide in or cheer him on…

    That is, until he moves into a tiny rundown Manhattan apartment, starts a crappy mediocre job, declares himself maybe just a little insane, and begs the mercenary Deadpool to teach him how to sew…

    Sometimes, life has a funny way of showing you the bigger picture...curvy edges and all.

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    27 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Listen to later ✨✨