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Fandom Gravity Falls
28 Oct 2025
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Have you ever looked at an old man in a cartoon show targeted for kids and wondered “Hm… I wonder how many times this guy (who only has 5 fingers {LAME!!}) almost died?”
Well, WONDER NO MORE!!! Here in [Dumb Ways To (Almost) Die] you will find most of Grunkle Stan’s NDEs!! But what is an ‘NDE’ you may ask- why, it’s short for [Near Death Expirience(s)] Of course!!This fanfiction is centred over what would happen if the elder twins weren’t such little ***** and actually ******* held hands!! WOW!! Crazy! It is also based on the fandom’s dire need to see this old man in pain! Constantly! And needing to see this old man’s brother see his brother in pain! For guilt! It’s yummy!!
As the setting is the [Bill-Cipher Zodiac] the characters involved in this series (written by various writers in the fandom) may consist of: Shooting Star, Pine Tree, ?, Ice Ice Babyy and other characters only very specific people care about!“I'm a very relentless individual and have a lot more insanity coming”
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10 Feb 2026
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of sons and papas by angelmichelangelo
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012)
09 Jul 2023
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The turtles, the ones that he’d purchased from the pet store, they seem to have been spilt with the same stuff that turned him into this.
They’re no bigger than perhaps what a six month old human baby would be. They’re rolling around on their larger than normal shells, babbling away, stuffing toes and fingers into gummy mouths, looking towards him for answers.
And he wishes so he could just leave them be. Set them in a sewer someplace, out of sight out of mind, he’s been cursed on top of this inhumane form. He has to fend for these creatures now, or they’ll have nobody else to fend for them.
He picks up the courage to go scour through a back alley of old dumpsters one night, when the air is calm and the streets are still. He leaves the turtles be, rolling around an old shoebox, he goes and looks for anything that could be considered food.
And when he makes the scurried journey home, with old noodles that have half gone hard, and the crusts off of stale pizza slices, does a tiny, evil little thought cross his mind:
Let them be gone by the time I return.
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to thine own self be true by inkandstone
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012)
02 Jan 2023
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Donnie tests a truth serum on Mikey. The results are interesting.
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07 Feb 2026
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Lost on the Desert to Die by verysorrytobother (orphan_account) for stripetkatteLaLaLa54
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
04 Apr 2021
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“A mysterious system of space-warping outhouses seems to be strategically spreading throughout the town’s forests. I was able to successfully use one to transport myself but wound up in the middle of the desert…”
— Stanford Pines, Journal 3
In which coincidence leads Ford to a shocking discovery about his brother.
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28 Jan 2026
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“Dick?” Bruce voice echoes from the room over. “Is that you?”
“Yeah,” Jason hums, pitching his voice slightly higher to match Dick’s.
He doesn’t even need to try to mask his Crime Alley drawl; he’s had enough practice of that over time, after all those years in stiff-collared dress shirts, speaking to rich gala attendees and acting as if he wasn’t filthier than the bottom of their dress shoes. Back when he was still Bruce's son.
After a run-in with a sorcerer leaves Bruce temporarily blind, Jason takes advantage of this to visit the manor whilst pretending to be Dick.
Series
- Part 1 of something in the way
Bookmarked by ThatStupidSpider
24 Jan 2026