ThatOnePlatypus
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He can see ghosts, which means he still has family. Still has Shisui, and all the aunts and uncles and cousins and distant relatives he didn’t even know before. Still has mother, her kind smile and her knowledge. Still has father, as well, although Fugaku stays distant most days, wallowing in regrets and things that make the air around him terribly cold.
Sasuke is glad, selfishly, for that small mercy.
He could have lived without the ghost drama, though....
Or: the one where Sasuke can see ghosts, and things aren't as bad as they could be.
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confuse the lights of a streetlamp and a star by ThatOnePlatypus
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
23 Mar 2025
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Androids cannot get drunk. Still, North looks the part, with her blue drink in hand, a colorful little umbrella stuck in it and two ice cubes clinking inside, her legs crossed under her, slouching on the edge of the church’s bell tower. She’s certainly got the same look as drunk girls in club bathrooms usually do, when she points said drink in Connor’s face and says with the air of a sage about to impart incredible wisdom;
“You need to get laid.”
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In his defence, being a supervillain was supposed to be a one-time thing.
Not, Tobirama thinks wryly as he finishes loading the contents of the vault into his bag, that the excuse would help any if he ever got caught. He can almost picture it, the jury staring at him in disbelief while he explains that, really, he didn’t mean to go this far, but really, is it his fault if everyone else is incompetent? He just caught up into it, your honour, he didn’t mean no harm.
Yeah, that’s going to hold in court.
(a.k.a the Villain!Tobirama AU)
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You may get lucky when you zap a dream by ThatOnePlatypus for TastesLikeBakingSoda
Fandoms: Dream SMP
19 Jan 2025
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“Shit,” Sam curses, then decides to ignore it for now. He turns back to Dream and helps Punz lift him up onto the desk, asking tersely, “Why is one of you always injured when you come see me?”
“You’re a repairman,” Punz points out.
“That’s not the point,” Sam says. “I’d like you to drop by without needing repairs!”or
Dream and Punz are androids. Sam is their mechanic.
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“Nice shot. Mutton for dinner, then?” Punz asks, walking towards the sheep.
Their turned back is a tempting invitation, just begging for a bolt. Dream fishes an arrow from his inventory, notches it, aims.Series
- Part 3 of Stories [Fell Into The Void] and died
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Until that man in the mirror aint me by ThatOnePlatypus
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Aug 2019
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A series full of Wips, drabbles and one shots that aren't connected to each other. All of them are DSMP related. Feel free to suscribe to them in case of an update, but do not ask for one.
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on laughter-silvered wings by ThatOnePlatypus
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Katekyou Hitman Reborn!
21 Dec 2019
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My spin on the Harry-is-Skull AU trope.
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It's pitch black here again by Blackberreh, ThatOnePlatypus
Fandom 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Jul 2019
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A series of unconnected drabbles, OS, and other ideas drifting through my ocean of wips.
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Reinvention by ParueCake (MiraEyeteeth)
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Apr 2024
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11 Feb 2026
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Reinvention - ParueCake
Part 1 and 2 are stunning and hurt my soul in a good way - usual miscommunication, angst, a hug to resolve it all at the end - and then part 3 hits with the fluff, the fix it, the communication and the slow descent into domestic bliss. Also, forever thinking about all the Qing Jing disciples going "oh my god is A-Luo cursed, is he hurt? No? oh he's a demon, that's fine then. More importantly, Shizun, when are you going to put a ring on him!". Peak.
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as above, so below by Nonymos for goddessofcheese
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jan 2026
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Yue Qingyuan gets sealed in with the Demon Emperor at Bai Lu Mountain.
Shen Qingqiu and Liu Qingge react proportionately.
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25 Jan 2026
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as above, so below - Nonymos
Yue Qingyuan gets sealed under Bailu mountain with Tianlang-Jun. Liu Qingge and Shen Qingqiu go rescue him. In the background, Shang Qinghua is causing chaos, as he should. Lovely fic, full of anguish but also of catharthis. Excellent read.
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What Is Seen by CaveteDracones
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Jun 2023
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…is not [always] the real truth.
Truth-compelling artifacts in the hands of an enemy to one side, SYSTEM-mandated silence on the other, and Shen Qingqiu caught between the two. Is it too late to go back to the Water Prison?
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24 Jan 2026
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What Is Seen - CaveteDracones
Truth-compelling artifacts in the hands of an enemy to one side, SYSTEM-mandated silence on the other, and Shen Qingqiu caught between the two. Is it too late to go back to the Water Prison?
A great fic that makes you think 'no you've got it all wrong' and then 'wait... you might be right actually' truly a they've connected the dots moments. Lots of fun for sure!
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Tongfang by The Feels Whale (miscellea)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Oct 2021
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Shen Yuan is reincarnated as a cannon fodder character and eventual murder victim in one of the whodunnit arcs in Proud Immortal Demon Way. Things escalate quickly.
Or: that one where young Luo Binghe’s career goal is ‘Bride’.
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Shen Yuan shut his eyes as a young man waiting to die in a hospital and opened them again as a wrinkly infant covered in substances best left unimagined.
[Welcome to the System! The System is based on the concept ‘YOU CAN YOU UP. NO CAN NO BB.’ We hope to provide you with a rewarding experience. It is our sincere hope that during the course of your adventure, you can achieve your desire to transform a ‘Stupid Novel’ into a high-end and impressive classic. We pray for your happiness,] a mechanical and inflectionless voice announced over the general hubbub of the group of women handling him. Then it added, somewhat more worryingly, [Error.]
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19 Jan 2026
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Tongfang - The Feels Whale
Sy transmigrates into a background character that somehow becomes Binghe's employer during his disciple years. A fantastic fic with a spin very reminiscent of harem historical novels. Very enjoyable.
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Luo Binghe and the Demonic Best Friends Squad! by houselesbian
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
03 Oct 2023
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The Demonic Trio talk about life, love and how many dicks is the normal amount.
Also translated into Russian by Drunken_Hedgehog.
Now with amazing, beautiful fanart by Lin!
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18 Jan 2026
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Luo Binghe and the demonic best friend squad - houselesbian
What it says on the tin. Cultural shock and many fun times between Binghe, Sha Hualing and Mobei jun! Very funny, very cute!