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Garret is the one to find Zed injured. He saves him. And it changes something about their relationship...
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His star by Teyan
Fandoms: Humorgruppen KAJ (Band), Botnia Paradise - Holmström & Åhman & Norrgård
30 Jan 2026
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Really, why does Bertel always agree to Benjamin's over enthusiastic youthful suggestions?
A midnight walk on the Botnia Paradise Cruise...
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He probably does so, because he loves him. -
What he can feel is his heart ripping apart a bit more by Teyan
Fandoms: Humorgruppen KAJ (Band), Vörjeans (Band)
27 Jan 2026
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Määnin can't sleep. He is alone but he doesn't want to be alone. Freppa is there but only in his thoughts. That doesn't make it better. Make it stop.
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Where is the best seat in a sauna? Certainly not the lowest bench, thats for weak Swedes. Unless... If there's something else on the lowest bench? Someone?
Empty, begging for it. To be used.
There might be no better place in a sauna than inside Kevin's ass.
And everyone wants a turn on the best spot.Series
- Part 31 of Teyan's KAJ-Kinktober 2025
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Ficlets based on the daily prompts from February Ficlet Challenge on Tumblr and my list of prewritten KAJ ships.
No continuity between the fics unless stated otherwise. :)
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Hurt/Comfort Polyjeans (Freppa/Määnin/Tommy) that can be read out of order, since none is set in the same universe. Just connected because it's all Polyjeans with similar vibes.
I say similar but sometimes they know how to cope and sommetimes they don't...- Words:
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Scotland/Germany based on real football events by Teyan
Fandom Geography (Anthropomorphic)
05 Dec 2024
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Since the Scots came to Germany for the EURO 2024 life has been different for the personified versions of both countries, somehow, against all odds they fell in love.
This isn't allowed, has always ended bad in history.
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Teyan's KAJ-Kinktober 2025 by Teyan
Fandom Botnia Paradise - Holmström & Åhman & Norrgård, Gambämark - Holmström & Åhman & Norrgård, Humorgruppen KAJ (Band), Jåo Nåo E Ja Jåo Yolo Ja Nåo - KAJ (Song), Suomalainen Casanova - KAJ (Song), Vörjeans (Band)
26 Jan 2026
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Kinktober Fics all, as of now, written from September 30th to 31th October.
Except for "Ice Ice Baby" and "The Sauna Throne".While I had a list, that combined various lists from various years I found online I kinda just went along and wrote stuff I always wanted to write or completely new things. I had a lot of fun!
Therefore, it has various level of kinky. I suggest you read the tags. Especially for the ones that have "Creator Chose not to use Archive Warnings".
The one with a "<3" in the end notes are my personal favourites. But you go and pick your own favourites.
If you read only one. Read "Ice Ice Baby". (Please.)(Actually read "Ice Ice Baby", I am so proud of it, it's insane.)
Go on, enjoy my VörKaj propaganda.
(My goal was it to write something kinky about every VörKaj couple. And I managed. I am so proud.)
And because I refuse to have only smut fanfiction for ships that mean something to me out there (sorry Bentel and Jakob/JJ) I wrote the other VörKaj sfw that I published during October along side writing this :)Enjoy! And don't read what you don't like.
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Freppa and Kevin are incredibly in love and happy. They work as strippers in a sex club.
They do offer other services as well. Such a certain band consisting of Jakob, Axel, Määnin and Tommy like a lot.
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If someone had made him, why would he be made like this?
Locked in a strange room with a note from KAJ inviting them to perform at their concert, Vörjeans piece together that they're not actually real and Tommy encounters his worst foe yet: existential fear.
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03 Jan 2026
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Yes. I am fucking dead. Fuck. Fuck my life. Fuck oh my fucking god. Read this. Yes this right here yes like yes oh my yes YES.
THIS IS ALL I NEEDED.
Fuck please read it. Fuck just idk read it READ IT IS FUCKING GENIUS
I NEED TO KISS THE AUTHOR IDK
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*loudspeaker noise* Please present your tickets here for your trip on the Steve/Tony Fantasy Trope Land express. On your left we have Masquerade Balls and Identity Porn; on the right we have Steve's Thirst for Iron Man's Thighs and Dramatic Balcony Kissing. Please keep your arms and legs within the ride at all times, thank you. Also featuring Classic Iron Man armor, Identity-Porn-Without-Porn, and Boys-In-Tights. You will need to leave your expectations for plot at the entrance to the fic; be kind and please pick up your trash before you go. Look, it's unrepentant fluff and crack, don't look at me like that, you're the one still reading this summary.
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When the Avengers are invited to attend Tony Stark's Annual Masquerade Ball, Steve's hoping Iron Man will be there--after all, he can wear a mask and keep his identity secret. So when Steve recognizes Iron Man's distinctive thighs, Steve is SO sure he's found Iron Man's pilot... He's right, but not in a way Steve would ever have guessed...
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