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pun houses with left grief (I guess I just assumed all puns were automatically funny) by Terezi_Discourse
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
16 Aug 2025
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A collection of au Griddlehark ficlets of varying lengths, each based around the most wretched pun I could think of for the name Harrowhark. Will update daily until day 999 of the Alectopause, or until I run out of puns, or until trained snipers take me out. More specific warnings on each chapter, since these vary wildly in tone.
Current featuring: Hair-grow-hark, the one with two girls, a tower, and an excessive length of hair.
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CONSUME THE FLESH: Practical Recipes for the Modern Necromancer by Terezi_Discourse
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
06 Aug 2025
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Welcome to Consume The Flesh, your one-stop-shop for hearty, heart-healthy, heart-based recipes! For you, dear readers, I provide recipes fit for the finest banquets of Ida, but foolproof enough that even a cavalier could make a credible attempt at them. Curating this collection is largely a bore, but having been blessed with both exquisite taste and overwhelming culinary talent, I feel an obligation to the less fortunate to share my wisdom.
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Or: Ianthe's NTN-era gratuitous, pseudonymous, self-aggrandizing recipe blog. -
apophasis by Terezi_Discourse
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
07 May 2025
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Five people Harrowhark Nonagesimus did not entrust with the work, and one she reluctantly did.
(this isn’t how it happened)
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at times strong, at times noble by Terezi_Discourse
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
28 Apr 2025
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Once upon a time, there was a little girl, and she was very sad, because her parents had died.
No, wait, that’s not right. You can do better than that. Among your many terrible debts, you owe exacting honestly most of all. You simply cannot afford the luxury of self-deception.
Once, there was a little girl, and her parents were very dead, because she was sad.
(Or: Girls in coffins. Swords. Chest cavities. Unreality. Tea with biscuits. The ever-present stink of rotting roses. Harrowhark Nonagesimus has a terrible time at Ohtori Academy.)
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as yet unread by Terezi_Discourse
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
11 Apr 2025
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Letters to Harrowhark the First, from the same, now dead. Currently locked inside a discarded ribcage in the wreckage of the Mithraeum, believed to be floating somewhere near the bathyrhoic level of the River. Retrieval of these letters has now been deemed unnecessary, given the current status of the Work.
Chapter 1: To open if the Ninth House is in mortal danger
Chapter 2: To open in the event of Ianthe’s death
Chapter 3: To open in the event of the Emperor’s death
Chapter 4: To open if your eyes change
Chapter 5: For Ianthe Tridentarius to open upon the death of Harrowhark Nonagesimus
Recent bookmarks
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A body in three parts by gimmeshellder
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
10 Sep 2025
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Retelling of a scene in chapter 36 of Harrow the Ninth.
Bookmarked by Terezi_Discourse
11 Sep 2025
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The Dame with the Golden Arm by gloss for Marenke
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
01 Oct 2021
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Harrow's a weary detective. Ianthe hires her to find her sister (and Babs, but no one cares about Babs).
Series
- Part 7 of River Bubbles: Various Locked Tomb AUs
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,152
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
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- Comments:
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- Kudos:
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- Bookmarks:
- 13
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30 Jul 2025
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Stupid Little Girl by mewCoyote
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
22 Jan 2025
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Corona is a very, very stupid girl.
Whumptober Day 22 Prompts: Bleeding Through Bandages |
tourniquet| reopening wounds |"oh, that's not good"Series
- Part 22 of Whumptober 2024
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,076
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- 1/1
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- Kudos:
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29 Jul 2025
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Crashing by darlingargents
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
27 Jul 2023
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Kiriona is looking for her mom. Pyrrha and Gideon are chasing Wake's ghost. Cytherea just wants a bite. Maybe they all should have known better.
Written for TLT Big Resurrection Event 2023.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 72,055
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 34
- Kudos:
- 84
- Bookmarks:
- 31
- Hits:
- 1,365
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24 Jul 2025
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semi-charmed kinda life by strangedelight
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
17 May 2025
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Gideon asked questions. Harrow surprised her with answers. They reached an agreement; they decided to be smart, to be patient. Gideon made a promise, Harrow gave her one in return. Wait and see.
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the year is 1994, and Gideon and Harrow leave their small town for life in the city.OR
team 69 roommates au only this time it's the 90s- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 261,860
- Chapters:
- 25/?
- Comments:
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Bookmarked by Terezi_Discourse
24 Jul 2025