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    "If you come out now, Omega, I'll make this easy for you."

    His voice carries clearly through the house, and it's almost as sinful as the smell of him, suffocating her as she shrinks back against the wall of his closet.

    “Or maybe… you don’t want this to be easy.” A pause. “Yes. Oh, yes. I can smell it on you. You can’t hide from me.”

    Rey breaks into the wrong house. Kylo Ren catches her in the act.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    He's Kylo Ren. He's one of the top ten richest men in New York, in the top 50 of the world. He should not be standing in disguise in a 24 hour dingy laundromat, doing his own laundry like some ordinary citizen.
    And then she comes in, wearing what are obviously her 'laundry day' clothes, big orange headphones, and a smile brighter than the sun.
    Most of his clothes are 'dry clean only', but when did anyone actually listen to those tags, anyway?

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    01 Sep 2025

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    if you don't know what the squad is, then you weren't invited to be a part of it - you don't get to attend the events and activities, you won't be asked to meet significant others, and we definitely don't give a shit about your favourite colour :)

    hashtag squad goals, featuring: squad dad chris miller; team mom connor; gay disaster gavin reed; useless lesbian tina chen; tired father hank anderson, who did not sign up for this shit, no sir, not at all... and fbi agent, nines.
    ooooh... ~*~nines~*~

    with special appearances from: shannon, the prettiest android that ever lived, tina is most definitely not biased, nope, shut up, thank you; the exasperated captain fowler who most certainly will get acquitted from any murders he commits, please can everyone just do their fucking job, please? the odd appearance from the ensemble cast from the dpd, but who cares about them? the new jericho crew, because we deffo care about them... and other random faces, who cares, literally who even cares about them?

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    08 May 2023

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    Literally the cutest ‘DPD squad’ series of fics ever to be made

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    “What happened in there–” begins Nines.

    “Sorry I fucked up,” Gavin interrupts, a little muffled. “I’m fucking sorry, all right? Let’s drop it.”

    “No,” says Nines, “that’s not–” because Gavin seems to be under the impression that Nines wants to reproach him for having to leave the assignment partway through. Like that’s what’s on Nines’s mind, and not– not the way that Gavin came completely unraveled against him, with nothing but their legs tangled with each other and a hand skimming across his chest. Like Gavin thinks it’s his fault for reacting the way he did.

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    Reverse AU. GV200 is incredibly responsive, as Detective Nines accidentally learns; in the process of Nines figuring out why, they both catch a lot of feelings. Or, GV200 suffers through six orgasms and one very persistent partner.

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    25 Jun 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Sex and mind fuckery written with the intertexuality, symbolisim, and tension of Something beyond our human level of understanding.
    Thank the muse