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   ‘Cause I’m the Devil, Searching for Redemption by tiedyeshirts

   Fandoms: United Healthcare CEO Shooter - Fandom, United Healthcare CEO Assassination, United Healthcare Shooter (RPF), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   09 Dec 2024

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • United Healthcare Shooter/Wade Wilson
   • United Healthcare Assassin/Wade Wilson
   • United Healthcare Shooter - Character
   • Wade Wilson
   • United Healthcare Assassin
   • Deadpool (MCU)
   • United Healthcare Shooter (RPF) - Character
   • UnitedHealthcare CEO - Character
   • United Healthcare CEO Shooter
   • The Author Regrets Everything
   • Author Is Sleep Deprived
   • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
   • guys is this crazy
   • lord please cleanse me of my sins
   • deadpool would have shot the ceo
   • trust me i was there
   • they would also be boyfriends trust
   • deadpool yearns
   • dont play with United healthcare shooter
   • Mentions of Death
   • But who cares really
   • I should go to bed
   • How Do I Tag
   • before events of deadpool and wolverine
   • i apologize (kind of)
   • No beta we die like Brian Thompson
   • Also a little bit of dopinder
   • i love freaky deadpool

   Summary

   “Deny. Defend. Depose.”

   “Huh, I like that.”

   —

   The man never thought himself as a killer, but the injustice at the hands of a CEO gave him no choice.

   And luckily for him, Wade Wilson couldn’t be happier to stand by his side to help him get his revenge.

   —

   Basically a crackfic/oneshot of none other than Deadpool aiding in the murder of United Healthcare CEO. Because, let’s be real, he probably would have done it too.

   Series

   • Part 1 of I Wanna Be Your Assassin

   Language:

   English

   Words:

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   10 Dec 2024