I Wanna Be Your Assassin

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• ‘Cause I’m the Devil, Searching for Redemption by tiedyeshirts

  Fandoms: United Healthcare CEO Shooter - Fandom, United Healthcare CEO Assassination, United Healthcare Shooter (RPF), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)  

  • Not Rated
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  09 Dec 2024

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • United Healthcare Shooter/Wade Wilson
  • United Healthcare Assassin/Wade Wilson
  • United Healthcare Shooter - Character
  • Wade Wilson
  • United Healthcare Assassin
  • Deadpool (MCU)
  • United Healthcare Shooter (RPF) - Character
  • UnitedHealthcare CEO - Character
  • United Healthcare CEO Shooter
  • The Author Regrets Everything
  • Author Is Sleep Deprived
  • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
  • guys is this crazy
  • lord please cleanse me of my sins
  • deadpool would have shot the ceo
  • trust me i was there
  • they would also be boyfriends trust
  • deadpool yearns
  • dont play with United healthcare shooter
  • Mentions of Death
  • But who cares really
  • I should go to bed
  • How Do I Tag
  • before events of deadpool and wolverine
  • i apologize (kind of)
  • No beta we die like Brian Thompson
  • Also a little bit of dopinder
  • i love freaky deadpool

  Summary

  “Deny. Defend. Depose.”

  “Huh, I like that.”

  —

  The man never thought himself as a killer, but the injustice at the hands of a CEO gave him no choice.

  And luckily for him, Wade Wilson couldn’t be happier to stand by his side to help him get his revenge.

  —

  Basically a crackfic/oneshot of none other than Deadpool aiding in the murder of United Healthcare CEO. Because, let’s be real, he probably would have done it too.

  Series

  • Part 1 of I Wanna Be Your Assassin

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,322

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  18

  Kudos:

  93

  Bookmarks:

  14

  Hits:

  931

• And I’m a Bad Guy Who’s Searching for Redemption by tiedyeshirts

  Fandoms: 21st Century CE RPF, Political RPF, Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe  

  • Not Rated
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  22 Sep 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Tyler Robinson/Wade Wilson
  • Tyler Robinson
  • Wade Wilson
  • Charlie Kirk (Political Activist)
  • Charlie Kirk (Political Activist)'s Assassin
  • The Author Regrets Everything
  • sort of sequel to previous fic
  • guys is this crazy
  • I'm Going to Hell
  • Deadpool Condones Murder
  • of bad people
  • deadpool would have shot charlie
  • trust me - Freeform
  • deadpool yearns
  • Mentions of Death
  • yall should already be aware of that
  • no beta we die like Charlie Kirk
  • How Do I Tag
  • before events of deadpool and wolverine
  • dopinder at the end
  • as a little treat
  • i love free speech

  Summary

  After Luigi’s imprisonment, Wade thought he had finally run out of luck. Sure, there were plenty of more corrupt people to kill. But the market for would-be assassins was running low..

  Tyler Robinson, on the other hand, thought he was grasping at straws in his plan to end Charlie Kirk’s reign of lunacy once and for all.

  Fortunately it doesn’t take much for these two’s paths to cross, and for bullets to soon fly.

  —

  Yet another crackfic of no other than Deadpool himself aiding in an assassination attempt, and finding love along the way. Because, let’s be real, what else would Wade be up to?

  Series

  • Part 2 of I Wanna Be Your Assassin

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,772

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  2

  Hits:

  27