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Hot Springs and Horrors Beyond Mortal Comprehension by bill_nye_the_russian_spy
Fandoms: Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic), The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
09 Jan 2026
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Twilight shuddered. “That’s… that’s not right. This is sick”
Warriors pressed a hand to his chest like he’d been struck. “Brave Legend. Veteran of countless battles. Slayer of nightmares. Reduced to… skincare.”
A fairy placed a tiny flower crown on Legend’s head. Warriors let out a soft, reverent gasp.
“He fought with such spirit!” Warriors murmured, voice trembling with melodrama. “And now he is fallen. Taken by the gentle but relentless hands of moisturisation.”
Twilight stared at him. “You’re acting like he’s dead.”
“He may never recover from this.”
Or: A Great Fairy forces The Chain into a realm of restfulness. This does not go well.
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- Part 5 of LU one shots
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17 Feb 2026
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what i found in your arms by whaliiwatching
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
10 Aug 2023
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Far as Hobie knows, there’s no 1930s Manners Rulebook to study, and he wouldn’t anyway, because fuck societal standards (also a book like that would very likely be bloody misogynistic). But being this kind of decent matters to Parker, and Parker matters to Hobie, so he’s gotta get with the fucking program.
(parker is a gentleman; hobie is oblivious; the spider gang is cute; the multiverse is wide open.)
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15 Feb 2026
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Pluey has a habit of putting things in their mouth that they probably shouldn’t, and Battat is a literal die. Shenanigans ensue.
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21 Dec 2025
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While the heroes are off adventuring in church, to the citizens of Castle Town, it is just another day. Left behind, they make their own fun.
For Seam, it is business as usual. Until an unexpected visitor arrives, bringing chaos into the Seap as its very own part-time menace. Throughout the day they serve many odd customers, discuss their thoughts on the world, and drink copious amounts of tea.
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07 Dec 2025
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Jongler gives Battat a massage. That’s it that’s the whole fic
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- Part 3 of Mii-yike! That’s right! (polymike stuff)
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26 Sep 2025