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    Before coming to Earth, Ratchet had no prior experience with aliens. Like most Cybertronians his contact with other species was extremely limited, especially with organics. Ratchet figured he’d hate every second he spent on Earth but a certain 9 year old is beginning to change his opinion.

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  1. Public Bookmark 96

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    "Don’t be in such a hurry, cyberninja."
    The voice was barely more than a whisper, but it boomed and echoed within his audio receptors nevertheless.
    "I have use for you yet. Let us meet soon."
    With a final flash of purple, the world dissolved around Prowl in a turbulent storm of energy. His spark felt battered, pulled apart and stitched back together, his awareness dissolving into nothing more than a pinprick of panic as everything came to a screeching halt.
    And Prowl felt."

    or; TFA Prowl is reincarnated into the world of TFP. He tries to make the best of his second chance at life, but he's not so sure it's a good thing, after all.

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    16 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    The first one is easy to brush off. Janice had bumped her hip up against him at the craft services table that morning and Sam had spent the better part of the day thinking about it and feeling like a pervert. It stands to reason his brain would try to flush out the lingering memory. Janice, in his dream, is just sort of there, talking about things Sam can’t remember when he wakes up.

    And yes, it’s horrible, it’s very embarrassing, but it’s not like there’s anyone around who can see into his brain in the middle of the night, is there? Even if he sometimes worries, very irrationally, that everyone at work can.

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    Or, what to do when you can’t stop dreaming about your coworker who you’ve unintentionally fallen madly in love with.

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    21 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 64

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    Belle is convinced she's figured out how to break the curse. She's only a little off.

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    06 Oct 2025

  4. Rec 14

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    Dunk threw a basketball at you, assuming you’d catch it. But it flew at you with such force and speed that you instinctively ducked, and the ball went crashing into the trophy shelf behind you.

    In the physical world, the ball hit the golden trophy cup, it fell off the shelf, bounced off one of the treadmill handles, and then landed so hard onto the floor it left a small dent.

    Which translated to Stepford taking the basketball to the face, knocking him and Shelley off balance, Shelley falling over onto Stepford making him also fall, Stepford bumping into Kristof, Kristof barely reacting, and Stepford landing face first onto the floor.

    A lil flluffy piece where you help tend to Stepford's broken nose.

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    01 Sep 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 18

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    What it says on the tin. Current characters are; Aragorn, Legolas, Frodo, Merry, Fíli, Thorin, Faramir, Éomer, & Boromir, Pippin, and Samwise,

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    21 Jul 2025