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  1. Public Bookmark 57

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    “Oh, I'm sorry,” Jazz said with fake remorse. “Has my abduction interrupted your day? I must apologise most profusely for that. I know you're a busy mech with an evil world-conquering business to keep afloat and no time to talk to the little people in your life-”

    Apparently Megatron has strong family values. And believes kidnapping solves everything.

    Sequel to chapter 5 of Love is a Dangerous Game.

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    25 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 76

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    Based on the prompt:
    Grimlock/Misfire/Swerve with misfire and swerve seeing who can take more of grims spike down their throat because they’re our favorite big mouthed boys
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    “But—but also, I mean, I like Misfire a lot, and I know how important to him you are, so I want to get to know you too.”

    Misfire could hear the smirk in Grimlock’s voice as he said, “By seeing who can swallow more of my spike.”

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    25 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 51

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    Autobot tactician Prowl makes good use of the Decepticon prisoner his Prime has given him

    Written for a kinkmeme request

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    18 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 6

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    Finally, she lifted herself up and turned her chassis towards Tailgate so her middle was within reach of the white servos. “Alright, fine. Feel me up, squirt.” She gestured at her stomach with a claw. “Not the weirdest way I’ve seen mecha get their jollies.”

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    17 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 46

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    (Spoiler) (Jazz doesn’t keep his cool) (Jazz gets downright overheated) (Jazz gets hormonal and then horny-moan-al) (bad joke) (I know)

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    15 Jan 2026

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    Becoming a prince and having to find a bondmate through a series of balls weren’t things Prowl ever saw in his future. Neither was finding love in the form of a servant mech named Jazz. Caught between his new responsibilities and the new feelings Jazz awakens in his spark, Prowl needs to find a way to be true to both — something that might have been a whole lot easier if he hadn’t decided to attend those balls in disguise.

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    05 Jan 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 36

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    After a while of coasting off the high of being miraculously resurrected, saving the world, and shacking up with his one true sparkmate, Tailgate decides to embark on a new quest.

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    02 Jan 2026

  8. Public Bookmark 26

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    Even though Tailgate survived, his memories didn't, and Cyclonus isn't so sure he wants this familiar stranger in his life.

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    01 Jan 2026

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    Soundwave has acquired an unintelligent, incapable, miniature version of himself. Megatron has questions.

    He’s not going to like the answers.

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    21 Dec 2025

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    Just when Ratchet thinks a situation can’t get any worse, there’s always a Decepticon around somewhere, ready to prove him wrong.

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    21 Dec 2025

  11. Public Bookmark 10

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    “Jazz: will submit."
    “Make me,” Jazz whispered, but it was a plea, not a threat.

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    19 Dec 2025

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    New ops agents always come with a few quirks. Jazz knows how to manage the usual bad habits (arson, stealing, the urge to stab when surprised...).

    Prowl’s adjustment period is less straightforward.

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    19 Dec 2025

  13. Public Bookmark 78

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    There is no Decepticon war plan group chat. Classified faction information was never discussed in a group chat setting.

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    11 Dec 2025

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    "There was something odd about Jasper, Nevada. In the sixties the groundwater had been tinged electric-blue and tasted of saltpeter, it was still said."

    June Darby does not believe in aliens, or in haunted highways, or in government conspiracies, or in any other small-town folklore.

    The new mechanics in town are uncanny, all the same.

    Or, Breakdown is willfully oblivious to skinjob culture and Knock Out is all too eager to embrace it.

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    09 Dec 2025

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    Knock Out is determined to help the next generation of Cybertron by whatever means necessary. And if that means "borrowing" the Autobots' human friends for a little road trip, so be it.

    But while Knock Out is hunting for a solution, someone else is hunting him!

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    09 Dec 2025

  16. Public Bookmark 73

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    The trip was Knock Out's idea. That didn't mean he couldn't complain about it.

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    09 Dec 2025

  17. Public Bookmark 54

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    Rodimus Prime knows that you only get one chance to make a good, first impression. Lucky for him, Orion Pax is not the only cutest archivist he’s ever met, but also the most forgiving.

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    04 Dec 2025

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    Miko gets kidnapped, but it's fine, because the guy who's kidnapping her doesn't want to hurt her or anything. He just needs her help getting his husband out of jail. He'd do it himself, but he's a giant robot truck, so he can't exactly walk up to the guy at the impound lot and hand over his license and registration, and unfortunately she's the only human he knows that he doesn't think will immediately turn him over to the other giant robot trucks (and cars, and motorcycles, etc.).

    Wait, what?

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    01 Dec 2025

  19. Public Bookmark 53

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    “Dorothy, is it me or is your son wearing a… a Bumblebee-themed garment?” he asked hesitantly.

    Or, Megatron gets to be the first to meet Dorothy's brand new baby son, and he couldn't be more flattered.

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    23 Nov 2025

  20. Public Bookmark 82

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    “No, I’m not fishing for compliments,” Megatron says, “I mean quite literally, aren’t you having a harder time fitting me now than last week?”

    My contribution to the 2020 Kink Zine: Primus slowly reshapes his lover’s frame to be a perfect pleasure engine – Rung has no idea this is happening, and Megatron is just along for the ride.

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    19 Nov 2025

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