11 Works by SwaggerStick
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“Long day?” asked Pat from the sofa.
The Captain groaned as he sat down. He could feel a headache coming on.
“Lie down, and I’ll give you a head massage,” Pat said, waggling his fingers.Prompt: Asexual sex-indifferent Pat
-Pat who doesn't mind sex but doesn't see what all the fuss is about
- Pat who'd really rather just be watching the football
-Pat who doesn't really get why sex is so important to the Captain
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“So,” says Audrey. “The dance.”
“The dance,” echoes Addie, already slightly dreading the noise.
“Who do you think you’ll go with?”~~~ ><^> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ <^>< ~~~
Addie isn't sure what all the fuss is about. It's just a dance. Isn't it?
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Thomas had only seen one death before; he had been there when Lady Button had caught her rakish husband between his two burly servants, and he had watched as she was pushed from the window. An unpleasant way to go, but much faster than his own, he had thought at the time.
This felt like it was taking an age.
And then, just like that, it was over, and there was someone else with whom Thomas had to share his space.oOo
Thomas struggles to adapt to
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Three days of R&R, after so long without. It felt like too much. It didn’t feel like enough.
The sun was shining above them, and it was a glorious day for the beach.
“Who’s up for a swim?”
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R&R: Military slang for rest and recuperation (or rest and relaxation, or rest and recreation, or rest and rehabilitation).
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"There's flour on the ceiling!"
They both looked up.
"So there is," said the Captain.
"It looks a bit like a Cambodian Clambake," said Julian.
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A couple of chaps cause problems for Alison and run away from the consequences.
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This is a Podfic.
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"It's true," said Julian. "You lot couldn't lie to save your lives."
The Captain took personal offence at that statement. So, apparently, did Pat. "Oh give over," he said. "Like you can do better."
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The ghosts decide to figure out which one of them is the best liar. Competitively.
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This felt like one of Robin's practical jokes. It must have involved blackmail to get the Captain to go along with it.
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Julian has discovered a new gift, and he's going to make the most of it.
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"It's true," said Julian. "You lot couldn't lie to save your lives."
The Captain took personal offence at that statement. So, apparently, did Pat. "Oh give over," he said. "Like you can do better."
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The ghosts decide to figure out which one of them is the best liar. Competitively.
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"How can that feel good? It looks disgusting. And slimy."
"It's about the intimacy," said Stewart, "and touching each other, and having fun, and making someone else feel good too."
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Stewart clears up some human mysteries for Greggs.
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Julian had caught the Captain on his way back from his morning run.
"I just wanted to talk to you about your new club," he had said.
"Look, I know you're not interested. You don't have to–"
"What?" interrupted Julian. "Why would you think I'm not interested?"
"Well, you've never shown much enthusiasm for the subject before."
"Excuse me?" said Julian, waving his hands around his chest and gesturing to his clear lack of trousers.
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A misunderstanding leads to an embarrassing situation for Julian.
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Mike had found them an on-line Twist-It spinner, since no one would spin it for them anymore. Alison was fed up with the fights over who had won, and who was cheating again, Thorne. When they'd asked Julian, who could actually interact with the damned thing, he'd just snapped about never being used for anything fun.
A Twist-It rematch leads to Thomas Thorne's best opportunity for a first-hand sexual experience, which he won't be letting pass.