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The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by QuinnAnderson for kali_asleep
Fandoms: Original Work
05 Sep 2013
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A comprehensive guide to writing both queer and het erotic fiction, written by published novelist Quinn Anderson. Includes lists of sexy words, references, and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use without credit.
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16 Jan 2026
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Spoilers for s20e06.
When the recording is over, Greg takes Alex back to his dressing room. That dress really doesn't hide anything.
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25 Oct 2025
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A quiet dinner at the Horne's sees Greg trying to dodge a potential set-up with one of Rachel's newly single friends. Little does he know, there's a grander scheme afoot.
A Greg-centric pov fic in which an old man tries and fails to get some god damn sleep. It's not all bad.
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17 Oct 2025
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Not a Bad Beginning (By Far the Best Ending) by Vamillepudding
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
17 Jul 2025
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Greg is getting irritated again. “I know I’m not one of Alex’s fifty closest friends, but that doesn’t mean I don’t care."
“Did he tell you that?” Tim asks. "That you’re not one of his five hundred closest friends or whatever?"
“I said fifty,” Greg says. “Now I’m thinking it’s five hundred and I feel even worse.”
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Or: Tim has known Alex for two decades and knows him better than anyone, and still thinks he would rather die than hear Alex say something nice about him.
Greg has known Alex for almost one decade now, but he still sometimes feel like he doesn't know him at all.
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"A rebound. When people have just been dumped they'll hook up with someone they don't really care about to help get over the previous person. It makes them still feel wanted. And Pat's in his divorce era right now so he's allowed a bigger rebound."
Or: In a confusing turn of events, the Captain thinks he may well have become a rebound for one of his new friends, Pat, after his divorce.
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16 Mar 2025
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When Pat Butcher answers an ad for a spacious room in a modest house (£200pm, bills included?!), he’s not sure exactly what to expect. And then he arrives and the house is actually a mansion and the owner - the elusive and mysterious Captain - is more than a bit strange. He keeps odd hours, he talks to himself, he’s always a bit sickly, he never really eats much, and he’s always wearing that old uniform.
It makes no difference to Pat though; everyone's got their stuff and a house is a house after all. Maybe one day he’ll look back at this fondly as the beginning of an unlikely friendship.This is a comedy, I promise (except for when it's not).
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- Part 1 of the quick and the dead
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24 Feb 2025
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The quick and the dead, hounds_of_love
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One Good Turn by Kim_Tey
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
12 Oct 2024
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They never seemed to quite click. It wasn’t personal, he had reasoned.
But something had lit a fire under Alex recently it seemed. He’d been at Greg every night to agree to come with on a holiday. And so here he now found himself, sitting in his car, in the middle of a field in god knows where, watching Tim Fucking Key laughing at Alex as he stumbled over tent poles.
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- Part 1 of One Good Turn
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25 Oct 2024
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After the Blue Spirit frees the Avatar from the Pohuai Stronghold, Admiral Zhao captures Prince Zuko under suspicion of treason. Isolated from his Uncle and his crew, Zuko has only one ally: the chatty prisoner one cell over.
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- Part 1 of Birds of a Phoenix Feather
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26 May 2024
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[edit 6/18/23: Animation added to chapter 22] A sci-fi space fic where Greg is a spaceship, and Alex is an escaped, drug-chemist, slave. They have a bad time, finding comfort in each other.
After decades of indentured servitude on Al Murray’s private moon, Alex has made a break for it – scrambling through a junkyard in a desperate bid for freedom. He’s terrified, bleeding, and fears a laser blast in his back at any moment, but he would never in a million years expect to literally stumble upon a half-junked spaceship from the war in need of a name, a purpose, and most of all, a friend.
He reaches out his hand, and carefully wipes away years and years of dust from the cold metal surface – feeling the engraving rippling on his fingertips. The plaque reads “Geran Republic 3Ө, Stellar Monitor Warship” There’s a date too – which seems to be the commission date – forty-three years ago.
“Can I call you Greg?”Bookmarked by SwaggerStick
23 May 2024
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Behind the scenes by captain_rickbond
Fandoms: Ghosts (TV 2019), Ghosts (TV 2019) RPF, Yonderland (TV) RPF, Horrible Histories RPF, Bill (2015) RPF
29 Jan 2024
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Rickbond but kinda Cap/Humphrey illustration
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28 Apr 2024
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My body is your body; I won't tell anybody [wink]
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18 Apr 2024
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The Joke by thingswithwings for eruthros
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, Taskmaster (New Zealand TV) RPF
14 Mar 2023
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"There's a—well, we do a, sort of a, running joke, I suppose, about me serving Greg. Being, you know, degraded, that kind of thing," Alex told him, his hand coming up to rub his cheek, like he was a little bit embarrassed to describe the joke. Paul just nodded, because he'd seen the show for more than three minutes and that joke was hard to miss.
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18 Apr 2024
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say don't go: the wanking incident by WayDownAtTheBottomOfNovember
Fandoms: Ghosts (TV 2019)
09 Mar 2024
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Pat and the Captain are in the shower together when Pat mentions that he's been touching himself while thinking about the Captain. Shenanigans ensue.
This is an alternate version of the shower scene from Chapter 16 of 'say don't go' but can be read independently.
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- Part 3 of say don't go
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05 Apr 2024
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Julian had been training Thomas for a while. He had brought Cap in so they could share his new toy. Now Julian is busy trying to win at chess and the Captain can have some fun time of his own.
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01 Mar 2024
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Adam and Fergus discover a shared kink and have fun exploring it together.
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- Part 1 of A Bit Tied Up
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Her mum had always told her that blokes had only one thing on their minds, but this was taking it to an entirely new level.
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14 Dec 2023
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Ben in bed (don't know what else to call it) by captain_rickbond
Fandoms: Horrible Histories RPF, Ghosts (TV 2019) RPF, Yonderland (TV) RPF, British Actor RPF, Bill (2015) RPF
06 Dec 2023
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Just Ben in bed, that's all
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Adam Kenyon didn’t get jealous. He’d never let himself care about anyone enough to get that far.
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07 Sep 2023
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Once Upon A Fuck by BurningManwich
Fandoms: Tooty's Wedding (2010), Ben Willbond Expanded Universe
01 Sep 2023
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It was over a decade later, the day before her wedding, whilst reminiscing about their university days that Tooty had said those sweet words to Peter: "I can't believe I only got to fuck you once." And what a wonderful fuck it had been. (Based on the 2010 short film with Ben Willbond and Daisy Haggard.)
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01 Sep 2023
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Long live the King by procoffeinating
Fandoms: The Hollow Crown (2012), Richard II - Shakespeare
02 Mar 2016
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Ben Whishaw as RIchard II
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18 Aug 2023