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A Good Day's Work by Wardown for alperez, Sploot, chss, the_samovar_is_hot, Sph0015, ThatBishLizzie, ValNotThatVal
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, The Black Company Series - Glen Cook
14 Feb 2026
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Jon Snow flees from the Nights Watch to join his brother's military campaign
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The Thousand Days by Wardown for Sploot, PirittaVlasta, chss, Morrika, NowGodsStandUpForBastards, Wolfson, ValNotThatVal, ThatBishLizzie, Not_So_Dark_One, JenniferH, Her Majesty The Bomb (TargaryenPug)
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Waterloo (1970 film)
07 Feb 2026
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After years of War, the Crownlands have been defeated. The Baratheons, deposed in the Crownlands Revolution, have now been restored. The victors and the vanquished meet at Oldtown to discuss terms.
The setting is early nineteenth century, and attitudes are Georgian. Those present are mostly royalty, or high nobility, and marital fidelity is expected of none. These are decidedly not, the gentry and bourgeoisie of Jane Austen, who must adhere to a different moral code, but whose values, in a couple of generations, will become dominant.
Gregory King, who invented statistics, drew the excellent distinction between The Great, and those who are merely The Rich. The Great can openly profess atheism, practice adultery, and even (discreetly), be gay. For the Rich to so would mean social and economic ruin. These characters are definitely The Great.
This iteration of Jon Snow is a better person than that in my previous story.
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Fire on the Waters by the_samovar_is_hot for Wardown, Sploot, chss
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
02 Feb 2026
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Rhaenyra and Alicent have a second chance, many years later in the heart of the Pacific Ocean on Earth. Can they avoid the path their souls walked before?
This is a Rhaenicent Uberfic where the principal characters of The House of the Dragon are reincarnated in 19th century Hawai'i. Both Rhaenyra and Alicent have a dim sense of the lives they lived before. But born into a parallel of the situation they knew in their past lives, can they stop themselves from being ripped apart in yet another life?
Or, simply put, a reincarnation story which plays authentically to the time and place of the reincarnation. Please see the Notes for a Dramatis Personae -- a listing of all the names of the characters in this story and who they are in HotD terms.
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- Part 2 of Islands of Fire
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Dragonlord by the_samovar_is_hot for Wardown, Sploot, chss
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
20 Jan 2026
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This is the story of Rhaena Targaryen, growing up with her head in old Valyrian scrolls.
This is the story of Rhaena Targaryen, loving women so fearlessly.
This is the story of Rhaena Targaryen, looking her future in the face, and taking step after painful step to seize her own destiny.
This is the story of a Dragonlord.
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The Book of the North by Wardown for Sploot, Morrika, chss, the_samovar_is_hot, PirittaVlasta, Great Halloween, Wolfson, NowGodsStandUpForBastards
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, The Black Company Series - Glen Cook
01 Jan 2026
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A Holiday in Dorne by Wardown for Sploot, chss, ValNotThatVal, Not_So_Dark_One, Morrika, WhiteDragonWolf, MCorey (MCorey1317), the_samovar_is_hot, JenniferH, Her Majesty The Bomb (TargaryenPug), ThatBishLizzie
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
14 May 2025
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- Part 6 of The Favourite
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Last Ride to Wintertown by Wardown for Sploot, chss, Morrika, the_samovar_is_hot, ValNotThatVal, ThatBishLizzie
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
17 Apr 2025
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The past isn’t dead. It’s not even the past.
There’s a price on the head of Gendry Baratheon. Daenerys Targaryen is trying to put her family’s downfall behind her. The two are thrown together in 1880’s Wintertown, in the midst of a gold rush. The murder of Jon Snow’s past love brings him to the town. Ygritte and Gilly confront their own demons.
So, I decided to attempt to write a Western
In, Gillyflower, First of Her Name, Sploot set the gold standard for heterosexual sex in general, and Gendry/Daenerys sex in particular. I shall have to see if I can match that.
I have been very kindly nominated for a number of awards on the sub-Reddit,
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The Eve of Battle by Wardown for the_samovar_is_hot, Not_So_Dark_One, chss, Sploot, Morrika, ValNotThatVal
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
04 Jan 2025
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Although this is part 5 in the series, chronologically, it comes first.
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- Part 5 of The Favourite
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Fire by the_samovar_is_hot for Sploot
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, House of the Dragon (TV)
08 Dec 2024
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You can't unring a bell, and you can't bring your lover's child back to life.
But you can live for those who are still alive.
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Mothers by the_samovar_is_hot for chss, Wardown, ReganX, Sploot, delicioussnakecakes, WhiteDragonWolf, Morrika
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
02 Nov 2024
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Daenerys Targaryen grows up with her brother under the tutelage of her mother, Rhaella, and the woman she's raised to call her second mother, Daena, and the trim Leftenant of her second-mother, the Engineer Esther Hoffmeyer.
Where did they come from?
Why does her mother stay so close to Daena's side?
And what really are the lessons her surfeit of mothers have taught her?
And meanwhile, across the sea, a boy has the chance for an adventure to make him a man.
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- Part 2 of The Storm-Singer
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The White Flame by Wardown for Sploot, Morrika, chss, the_samovar_is_hot, virginea, ValNotThatVal, WhiteDragonWolf, SeasquidSnark, delicioussnakecakes, SS47_GoT
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
23 Sep 2024
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A sequel to Fire on the Steppe, beginning a couple of years after that story ended. Ygritte survived the fight at Castle Black.
"My mother desired you, you know". Sansa lay on her bed with Jon. Margaerey was asleep in her cot.
"Seven hells, she hated me!"
"Resented you, rather. She wanted you, but she couldn't have you. She was surrounded by attractive young men, but she couldn't dare run the risk of a pregnancy, outside of the marriage bed. Tell it true, Jon, you wanted her too, didn't you? You'd have taken us both together, if you could."
He hesitated, looking shamefaced. Then he nodded, "I would."
"Well then, I want you to call me Catelyn, while I fuck you."
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- Part 2 of War Without End
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The Voyeur by Wardown for Sploot, Reddragon1995, chss, Morrika, Kingindafuckingnorth, virginea, PirittaVlasta, Not_So_Dark_One, WhiteDragonWolf, alperez
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
27 Jun 2024
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The Last Lion by Wardown for Sploot, ValNotThatVal, virginea, chss, Not_So_Dark_One, Morrika
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
01 Jun 2024
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- Part 4 of The Favourite
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Conversation with a Dead Man by Wardown for Sploot, chss, Morrika, Not_So_Dark_One, ValNotThatVal, virginea
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
30 May 2024
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Before the events of The Favourite begin, Sansa visits Tyrion in his cell.
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- Part 3 of The Favourite
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The Debate by Wardown for Sploot, the_samovar_is_hot, chss, Morrika, Not_So_Dark_One, ValNotThatVal
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
10 Apr 2024
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This forms a prequel to The Favourite. It is set after the fall of Kings Landing. Sansa was contemplating the parentage reveal, before realising that there was a real danger that Cersei might win, after all. Varys remained loyal.
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- Part 2 of The Favourite
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By Sword and Fire, Cruelty and Atrocity in A Song of Ice and Fire by Wardown for Sploot, chss, ReganX, SS47_GoT, Not_So_Dark_One, SioKerrigan
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
17 Feb 2024
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An Interview without Coffee by Wardown for Sploot, chss, delicioussnakecakes, ReganX, WhiteDragonWolf, the_samovar_is_hot, Harjate
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
31 Jan 2024
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Northern Feudalism by Wardown for Sploot, Morrika, chss, ValNotThatVal, the_samovar_is_hot
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
12 Nov 2023
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- Part 3 of War Without End
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Fire on the Steppe by Wardown for chss, Reddragon1995, Her Majesty The Bomb (TargaryenPug), Sploot, the_samovar_is_hot, Not_So_Dark_One, WhiteDragonWolf
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
20 Oct 2023
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“The Triararchs were very filthy-minded, I’m afraid” said Daenerys, smirking. The art was mainly erotic, depicting various acts of sexual congress, mostly between men and women, but some between men and men, and women and women. She blushed furiously again, as the Queen led her to a picture depicting a beautiful mermaid performing cunnilingus on a black-haired Volantene courtesan. “This … would make a septon blush”, was all she could stammer.
“Does it matter what the septons think?” responded Daenerys, amusement twinkling in her beautiful purple orbs. “Tell me Cersei,” she whispered, “are there really women in this world who would perform such depraved and wicked acts with each other?” Instinctively, Cersei folded Dany in her arms, and fastened her mouth onto that of the younger woman, who pressed her tongue against hers, in turn. At length, they drew apart, Cersei panting. “I don’t quite understand”, breathed Daenerys, huskily, “Does this mean, you find me desirable?”
“Desirable” hardly does justice to you”, Cersei replied. “I’ve dreamed of this moment, ever since we met.”
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- Part 1 of War Without End
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The Long Night by Wardown for Sploot, Morrika, the_samovar_is_hot, VampAngel (VampAngel79), Her Majesty The Bomb (TargaryenPug), chss, WhiteDragonWolf, Not_So_Dark_One, delicioussnakecakes, SeasquidSnark, Serina
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
19 Sep 2023
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- Part 3 of Storm from the East