SpiteAndChocolate



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    Hermione’s day gets weird fast when an adult shows up at St. Mungo’s and calls her "Mum." Then another one. And another. All claiming Draco Malfoy is their dad. Now, Hermione and Draco have to deal with their future kids—and the mess they’ve brought with them.

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    16 Jun 2025

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    The Hall of Auditors meets every week to discuss safety concerns from various fields of society. These are the minutes from one such meeting.

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    26 Mar 2025

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    After months of successfully keeping Ginny Weasley away from happy hours with her coworkers, Hermione finally relents and allows her to tag along. Unfortunately, her crassest friend wants nothing more than to embarrass Hermione and (hopefully) get her and Draco sodding Malfoy into bed together one and for all.

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    17 Aug 2024

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    Schrödinger had a great career as the Hogwarts Boggart, but they were always looking for new opportunities.

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    23 Jun 2024

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    Lucius Malfoy has died, and Draco has inherited the Malfoy estate. For the next six months it is under Ministry review.

    Draco Malfoy's problems now include: (i) a vast network of assets he cannot name, let alone manage properly; (ii) a one-night stand who won't go away; (iii) a different one-night stand he's wanted to find for years; and (iv) his mother's insistence that he start courting, preferably before Pansy Parkinson does.

    Meanwhile, Hermione heads out on a field assignment where she makes an unexpected friend. Upon her return she’s given a new assignment from the Ministry that should be a curse-breaker's dream: find Lucius Malfoy's dark objects and decommission them.

    If only the Manor would be more cooperative.

     

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    05 Jun 2024