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Sanji opens his eyes and blinks, trying to ignore the nausea in his stomach and the headache building up behind his eyes. He flexes his hand, reassured by the fact that he’s still holding on to –
“What. The. Fuck.” He hears his own voice to his left.
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Sanji and Zoro travel through the multiverse trying to find their way back home.Series
- Part 1 of Fractured Compass
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20 Feb 2026
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You’re born with a timer that ticks down to the time you’ll meet your soulmate.
Zoro and Sanji meet at the Baratie.
Their eyes meet, across the table, and their timer ticks on.
(A Soulmate AU compilation).
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19 Feb 2026
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It’s so quiet in the war room that you could hear a pin drop. Not a single person dares to say a word - not even the favored princes - and all eyes remain fixed on the head of the table, where a large figure sits hunched over in its chair, clutching the latest newsreel between two massive fists.
Having been forewarned of some of the contents of said newsreel, Sanji does his best to keep anything from showing on his face, to maintain his expression in an implacable facade. He thinks he largely succeeds in controlling himself outwardly, but inwardly his gut is churning with emotion.
The newsreel twitches, and the five people not holding the paper sit up a little straighter in their seats, each of them bracing for impact without actually meaning to as slowly, oh so slowly, the paper is lowered down until it’s resting flat on the table.
“Well,” Judge says, his mouth working like he wants to spit. “This is certainly an … unexpected development.”
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08 Jan 2026
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“Oi, cook!” Zoro barks, storming forward with every intention of giving the blond a piece of his mind. “Is it true you think I’m turning you over for Momo’s kid sister?”
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07 Jan 2026
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Back up a good couple hours, introduce a pirate gang full of the most useless and annoying devil fruit users Zoro had ever met, and add a battle. The first one hit with whatever the fuck this thing was had been Usopp, who, to everyone’s suprise and alarm, had very openly declared his love for a one Tony Tony Chopper. After that it had been a mess of finishing the whole thing and trying to isolate whoever had got Usopp with the thing. Complications ensued, and somehow every single member of the straw hat crew (except for Robin, because of course Robin would somehow avoid this bullshit) was now infatuated with someone else on the crew.
It was important to note that no one was happy with this situation.(also known as "everyone gets hit with a love spell", Zoro is already in love with a certain cook, and everything is stupid)
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07 Jan 2026