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Primary Education on Spring Mountain by JerichoJaspersJeromeJr
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Apr 2020
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Shen Qingqiu had just assumed that he'd be skipping certain wife plots - he didn't have the, er, right bits for baby-making? And as for any weird fruit or curses hitting him Shang Qinghua swore up and down, "mpreg isn't my fetish either, bro!" so . . . he was probably completely safe! Yeah!
(But life, and the plot, always finds a way.)
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05 Feb 2026
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A Handsome Stranger by Prim_the_Amazing for lettered
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Dec 2025
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It’s as Shen Qingqiu crushes the last little fluttering Iridescent Gem Beetle that the mother decides to introduce herself by burrowing up out of the earth like a cicada the size of an elephant. He just barely has time to resign himself to an even more exhausting fight than the last one - with no rest point in between to chug stamina potions or anything! Honestly, what poor game design! - when the stranger appears.
He charges into the scene out of nowhere like an absolute bullshit deus ex machina, all dark, flowing hair and robes, whirling around to stab at the Mother Beetle with a gleaming white sword, making it screech and rear back in pain. Seriously, Shen Qingqiu feels like he’s suddenly trapped in a video game cutscene introducing the new companion! Where’s the background music and camera close up? Who is this guy?
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Shen Qingqiu happens to meet a mysterious stranger on the road, but he surely isn't important or relevant to the plot in the slightest.
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01 Feb 2026
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Safety Blanket by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Jan 2026
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“You weren’t supposed to wake up,” Shen Jiu bitterly mutters. “I just need a place to sleep for tonight, and this place was convenient. Don’t make me regret it.”
After a beat of hesitation, Yue Qingyuan silently nods, not knowing whether the order to stay quiet still applies or not. Shen Jiu’s argument makes no sense, of course. The Head Disciple’s private residence all the way over on Qiong Ding cannot possibly be convenient for him, and-- and to be willing to share a bed with Yue Qingyuan--
“Should I leave?” he whispers.
Shen Jiu tenses.
“Nevermind,” Yue Qingyuan quickly amends himself. “Sorry, forget I said anything.”
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Shen Jiu experiences a moment of weakness, and Yue Qingyuan tries not to make him regret it.
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- Part 24 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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30 Jan 2026
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Rachel for Leah by x_los
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Aug 2022
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Emperor Luo Binghe understands almost immediately that his fifty-second wife's miraculous recovery from the brink of the death is not what it seems. It takes him longer to work out how lucky he's gotten.
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25 Jan 2026
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endless sense of love and sorrow by waitineedaname
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Jan 2026
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“Binghe, when you were very little, you used to growl at things,” she said gently. Shen Qingqiu didn’t manage to muffle his snort, struggling to disguise it as a cough. Luo Binghe’s jaw dropped. "I thought it was due to your time on the streets as a baby, but now…”
It was so rare to see Luo Binghe taken completely off guard. Shen Qingqiu struggled valiantly not to laugh at his dear sensitive husband in this moment of vulnerability.
“You also bit through every teething aid I gave you,” Luo Wenhou added helpfully.
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A rare convergence of the living realm and the realm of the dead allows ghosts the opportunity to cross over to the world of the living, at least for a short time. It also allows Shen Qingqiu the opportunity to meet his mother-in-law.
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08 Jan 2026
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Something Entirely New by attackofthezee (noxlunate)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Dec 2025
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It really happens entirely by accident, is the thing.
It is not Shen Qingqiu’s fault that one of Binghe’s subjects, in an apparent effort to curry favor with the Demonic Emperor– presumably to acquire an exclusive trade agreement for the admittedly very high quality Three Horned Plums Of Plenty he peddles– had gifted a very particular plant with the collection of rare treasures that he had procured.
It is also not his fault that that very particular plant happens to be the Blossoming Lotus Of Everlasting Joy, a terribly named plant that blooms precisely once every nine months, and that, when ground into a paste with water acquired from a very specific cave in a very specific mountainous region nearly as far south as one can get in the demon realm, can guarantee a couple can successfully… procreate.
Regardless of their respective… equipment.
Or: Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe venture into the world of planned pregnancy.
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06 Jan 2026
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Aaaaahdhdjdj!! I have so many thoughts I hope I don’t forget them! I just really really love this! The way sqq progressively keeps upping (more like admitting) how much he truly loves his husband, the way he’s somehow still a good ally to sqh even while being a bit of a silly guy, the winter themed name. They’re all so lovely.I particularly loved the relationship between nyy and lbh. The little joking exchange was so sweet and so heartwarming I could cry.
Sqqs narration was 1. really funny 2. really in character.
The identity reveal and the whole conversation around it was just really realistic. Like lbh is a smart boy of course he can figure it out. And he really knows his husband and can read him so well.
This line in particular killed me:
> "If Shizun doesn't like a sex thing, he complains about it in a very particular way that is different than the way he complains when he does like a sex thing but won't admit it and we do not do it again. If Shizun does not like emotional vulnerability, he jumps out of windows.“Oh and one last thing. The little acts of love between them were so domestic and sweet. Especially sqq leaning up to kiss lbh and lbh understanding immediately and leaning down. It really captures their relationship; sqq indicating a want and lbh understanding and going that extra step.
They love each other your honor<33
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Kinktober 2020 by deliciousshame
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Oct 2020
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Shen Yuan, Fandom Bicycle: Electric Boogaloo
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05 Jan 2026
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seeking survival, i'll pursue a divorce! by nyoomerr
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Jan 2026
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After transmigrating into the antagonist of a reverse otome game, Shen Yuan is faced with a minor problem. "Minor" meaning "deadly," and "problem" meaning "Luo Binghe," of course.
Planning to escape the main plot of the game before it reaches its conclusion, Shen Yuan - now Shen Qingqiu, the unwanted wife that Luo Binghe starts out with before he pursues one of the game's actual love interests - does the only thing he can think of.
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"Lord Luo, this lowly one is humbly requesting a divorce!"Bookmarked by Softfluff
04 Jan 2026
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The Body and the Blood by Sinister_Queer for silversinnbees
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Nov 2025
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Shen Yuan had heard the distant howl of the monster that had hunted him for years.
And he did the dumbest fucking thing he could have thought to do. He ran.
(aka: bingqiu modern monsterfucking)
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Quick Change by minarenny for Omnipretzel
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Dec 2025
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The employee—Shen Yuan can’t help but think of her as the model—gestures smoothly towards the pile of brightly-colored bras in an array of styles labeled incomprehensible things like half-coverage, unlined, and push-up. Shen Yuan has nothing to push up! That’s why she’s always worn sports bras! “What size are you? I can help you search for something, if you’d like.”
Terrified and lost inside a Victoria’s Secret, a gorgeous supermodel of an employee comes to Shen Yuan’s rescue.
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In One Basket by minarenny
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Dec 2025
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Shen Yuan shifts to his humanoid form in a panic, kneeling in front of them for a closer look at the fist sized, relatively small eggs. They are just as real from close up, and Shen Yuan pokes one with a tentative finger, careful of his claw. It’s still warm from the heat of his body before he laid it, and so, so incriminating.
What is Luo Binghe going to think when he sees this? Shen Yuan thinks hysterically.
Or: Shen Yuan rescued Luo Binghe as a child, but he’s long since grown and it’s time for him to leave the nest. So why are Shen Yuan’s traitorous instincts betraying him and having him lay a clutch of eggs now?
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Snippets from our bedrooms by fullmetalpotterhead for rcmk
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Sep 2022
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The progress of modern Hualian, as shown through their bed sharing habits.
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23 Dec 2025
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Love Like You by waitineedaname
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Aug 2024
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Where the hell had this strange feeling of love come from? He’d just been cooking. He was happy about it, sure, and even happier knowing he’d be able to share the meal with Shizun, but he hadn’t been thinking about anything that would’ve inspired such a reaction. And the fact that while he could identify the feeling, it felt different than it usually did…
He looked around in the hopes that something in his environment would explain what was happening, and his eyes landed on his husband in the doorway.
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11 Dec 2025
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Hide Me Under Your Sheets by a_storm_of_tears
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Nov 2025
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Potential spoilers for the new svsss extras?
Shen Yuan isn't some touch-starved maiden! But...why the hell hasn't Luo Binghe come to ask to sleep in his bed already?!
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07 Dec 2025
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KSUFUFJFUFJFJXJCXJ AAAAK AS JJGJXJJX!!!!!!!
I love all the little jokes and the way you wrote sys inner voice! I was giggling throughout the whole thing and the end killed me (affectionate) -
i’ll have you and you’ll have me by sundiscus
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
01 Jul 2020
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“I’m so sorry,” Wei Ying says, all in a rush. “That was meant for Nie-xiong, I swear.”
A tiny line appears between Lan Zhan’s eyebrows. “You meant to propose to Nie Huaisang?”
“Propose to—no! No, I meant to propose to you, obviously, but not like that.”
Like that, Lan Zhan mouths.
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07 Dec 2025
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When Tears Fall Like Rain by Ten_Friday
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Sep 2025
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泪如雨下 lèi rú yǔ xià
Literally: One’s tears fall like rain.
Meaning: 泪如雨下 is used to describe one who is crying profusely, his tears cascading."Shen-shixiong, I am very sorry, but I am afraid there is nothing that can be done about the nectar. You have to wait until it runs its course and leaves your system on its own," Mu Qingfang says in an apologetic voice. Said voice would've been more believable if he didn't look like a parent who realized he needed to tell kids that their long-awaited ride to Disneyland was canceled.
"I see," says Shen Qingqiu.
And then he bursts into tears.
Shen Qingqiu gets hit by a wife plot that forces him to cry everytime he experiences any strong emotion. It goes as well as you would expect...
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19 Nov 2025
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for whatever it's worth, i love you (ain't that the worst thing you ever heard?) by sweetsweetdays (pe_pe_peperoncinocandy)
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
24 Jan 2022
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In which Mo Ran becomes Chu Wanning’s roommate, who he definitely does not have a crush on, and whose wet panties he is not obsessing over, nope.
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11 Nov 2025
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Impermanence, Transience, Permanence by Best Bepsy (BepsyGray)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Feb 2022
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Unwilling to leave any possible advantage on the table, Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji dual cultivate before fighting the Xuanwu of Slaughter, accidentally creating something in the process.
Beset by violence, misfortune, and tragedy in the months that follow, Wei Wuxian quietly bears the consequences.
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07 Nov 2025
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1-800-SAN-LANG by fullmetalpotterhead for Okuri_okami
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Feb 2023
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Xie Lian’s best friend is a phone sex operator and he honestly doesn’t think too much about it.
Until he realizes the voice Hua Cheng uses with him is his bedroom voice.Bookmarked by Softfluff
01 Nov 2025
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HC: talking dirty while doodling blood covered battlefields fields with a single flower blooming brightly
SQH: stealing half of the dirty talk for his bad porn as he zones out
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let me be your shelter by NeithOfTheVeil
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Jan 2025
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Hong-er doesn’t meet His Highness on the battlefield in a mask; he finds him in the cottage at his lowest moment, and he makes a difference.
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31 Oct 2025