Slightly_Dysfunctional



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    [An image of this year’s NHL East All-Star team, including Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander, Wyatt Hayes, Troy Barrett, Carter Vaughn, and Scott Hunter, all smiling after winning this year’s NHL All-Star Game in Las Vegas]

     

    @NHLInsider There’s rumor going around that Page Six has evidence from last weekend’s All-Star Game that two NHL players are romantically linked. Checking my sources to see what I can find out. Will update later. This could have huge implications if true. 

     

    Posted on February 12 2:30 pm

    ***

    @ssmith20 wut?

    @rozanoff no way fuck boy rozanov is involved in this. my money’s on barrett and hollander.

    @luverofhockey holy shit. if this is true, it’s going to be insane

    @hattrickzzzz @luverofhockey would it really be all that surprising? Hockey is one of the most homoerotic sports in existence. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if they had whole team orgies after every game.

    @shanehollanderswife there’s no way that reddit post about Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov being a couple is correct, right? ….right? 

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,297
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    326
    Kudos:
    7,755
    Bookmarks:
    1,532
    Hits:
    38,737

    25 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Ilya liked Shane’s parents. He really did. David and Yuna Hollander were entirely devoted to their only child–maybe sometimes a bit intense, if not a little overbearing, in Yuna’s case–and their attentiveness had moulded him into a kind, hardworking, and thoughtful man. Truly, their son was a testament to the quality of both their character’s–Shane’s soft underbelly nurtured by his father’s patient tone and earnest gaze and his shrewdness and talent sharpened by his mother’s fierce mettle. Shane was the sum of his parent’s parts, yet entirely his own, and Ilya was very grateful to the tender, yet firm, hands that had shaped the man he loved. But right now, well, right now Ilya was not their biggest fan.

     

    Jane:
    My parents are going to be staying at my place after the game on Friday.

     

    Ilya missed Shane. Ilya really needed to have sex with Shane. Now the man's parents were in the way.

     

    Or: Ilya is finally seeing Shane for the first time since their summer at the cottage but Shane's parents crash their first evening alone in weeks. Set during that agonising final season Ilya plays for Boston.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,045
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    80
    Kudos:
    1,638
    Bookmarks:
    478
    Hits:
    14,043

    24 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Hayden could not imagine someone losing that and their mother in the same day. It would age you. It would change you. Perhaps by the time Ilya had been thirteen, and fourteen, perhaps he had already been grown.

    Hayden Pike grit his teeth because he knew he had been wrong. Ilya Rozanov had never just been an obnoxious hockey player with a colossal ego and nice smile - nice enough to entrap Shane Hollander, anyway - and now his hatred was mostly unfounded. He hated it when people were more complex than they seemed. It meant he had to change his mind.

    Or

    Five times people see the impact of Ilya growing up too fast, and one time a tiger becomes a boy again.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,843
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    110
    Kudos:
    1,974
    Bookmarks:
    458
    Hits:
    18,013

    23 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Summary

    Heated Rivalry fics that all take place in the same universe and build off each other

    Words:
    40,964
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    112

    23 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    It’s perhaps the sweetest Svetlana has ever known Ilyusha to be. She has always been granted access to the more affectionate side of Ilyusha, the one that he rarely shows to anyone else, but it was never anything compared to this. This tenderness, this adoration, that he gives so freely to Shane. It’s like her best friend is a completely different person right now, and she starts to wonder if maybe she was wrong earlier.

    Maybe, instead of being too boring for Ilyusha, perhaps Shane Hollander is giving him the space to become something soft. Something without walls, or masks, or armour.

    (Or, 5 times people doubt their love for each other, and 1 time they are certain of it.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,362
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    280
    Kudos:
    5,133
    Bookmarks:
    1,290
    Hits:
    31,411

    23 Feb 2026