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Juicy Tartussy and Devious Shlongli by Sleepyreadin
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
28 Nov 2023
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After the gnosis exchange, Zhongli invites Childe up for some oatmeal with a special sprinkling of godly essence. Or: old zhongli bangs cutie childe (the happening) ((in crack! Absolutely crack, like putting condensed milk into narwhal slippers))
Ngl a bit dubcon? But Childe knows and likes what’s happening. Very con early in!
(Bit parodying the dorito face senpai!) -
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Zhongli dreams. He dreams and dreams, building mountains into skyscrapers till they finally penetrate dreamscapes. What does he see?
(Or, a old grandpa tries to find his young wife but, well…)
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(Un)professional Distance by NutmegOnAStick for kaeyasshrine
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
26 Jan 2026
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No one was as qualified to call themselves a Mydeimos Super Fan as Okhema Security Pvt. Ltd.'s most diligent cog in the system; Phainon.
A lucky opportunity had him brushing shoulders with an old bandmate from Mydei's early career days, and perhaps, if he was even luckier, the man of the hour himself. And so, Phainon hatched a semi-professional plan of working his way into his Idol's good graces.
What Phainon's plan, namely, did *not* involve was punching said Idol's million-dollar face to save his boss from a PR disaster. Nor did he expect it to work.
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27 Jan 2026
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hand me the nda by zerogenre for LyinginSilverRain
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
18 Jan 2026
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“Fine, I’ll come to the stupid concert,” he said at last, with a barely contained groan.
“Not like that, you aren’t!”
“Like what?” Phainon asked, genuinely confused. He looked down at himself. He was wearing his favorite purple hoodie and yellow sweats. He just needed to swap out the bottom for some jeans.
“Dressed like you’re gonna rep the fucking Lakers at a rock concert,” Cipher said, making a noise of pure distress.
Phainon is dragged against his will to a concert. He bags a rockstar boyfriend by being an absolute nerd.
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19 Jan 2026
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Mydei opens his mouth to comfort his idol—
“I don’t know who you are.”
…Shit. Mydei forgot that he’s crap at comforting others.
Before he can dig himself a hole and die, Khaslana turns his eyes to Mydei’s face. “R-really?”
His voice is half-hopeful, half-skeptical as his eyes glance outside the window. Mydei inadvertently follows his gaze, to the huge billboard plastered with Phainon’s face hovering over the city. “Thus Burns the Dawn” Now Out! Phainon proclaims, flashing a wink and a finger heart.
Mydei expressionlessly marches over to the window and yanks the curtains closed.
In which Mydei finds himself in the strange situation of "trying to earn money as a housekeeper to support your idol, only to end up cleaning your idol's house, and to top it all off, your idol is secretly gloomy, depressed, and has the self-preservation skills of a walnut."
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18 Jan 2026
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do we need a wedding if you already have the keys to my library with no doors? by dawnbringer (astralcelestia)
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
08 Jan 2026
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“How—” He blubbered, “How dare you—how dare you just spring Husband upon me like this? Do you realise how horrifying this is all to me? We had never even talked about what lays between us and now you are telling me you married me with just one question? One I wasn’t even aware was a proposal? How could you be so cruel to not even let me utilise my fifty step courting manual even once? And now, you have me sobbing my eyes out like a child, are you not even one bit regretful?”
Amphoreus discovers their Deliverer and Guardian are married. Phainon does too.
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08 Jan 2026
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lift your head up high by rico (meanerpingui)
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
25 Dec 2025
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Mydei being allowed to feel like the only parent in the situation for even a second would be a complete and utter moral failing on Phainon’s part. They made that baby together. No one told Phainon he couldn’t keep his dick tucked in, no one forced him to stick it inside another. The passion–
“Hello?”
–he bore for Mydei has returned to him in the form of a child – the result of their combined effort, a symbol of their affection. Who is Phainon to be afraid, to leave Mydei on his own, when the blond is ready to put his foot do–?
“Is this Khaslana?”
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26 Dec 2025