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the pact by pucksandpower
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Jan 2026
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Lily: Well. There is very interesting studies I have read recently.
Karolina: We’re listening!
Lily: Research shows that abstinence can significantly improve athletic performance. Testosterone levels, energy conservation, mental focus. All better with sexual abstinence.
Jackie: Wait, seriously?
Lily: Oh yes, very serious research. Professional athletes should abstain completely during playoff runs. Some studies suggest 6-8 weeks for optimal results.
Satu: SIX TO EIGHT WEEKS?!
When “Lily” gets added to the Montreal Voyageurs WAGs group chat, she comes armed with peer-reviewed research, vibrators for everyone, and one revolutionary idea: a playoff sex ban for optimal athletic performance. The WAGs are convinced it’s evidence-backed science, the team is suffering, and Ilya is having the time of his life watching his handiwork unfold.
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18 Jan 2026
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A proper marriage didn't strike him as too taxing of a bargain.
Regulus would do the dutiful thing and find some understanding young lady with whom he could get along, promptly return to his studies, and urge her to produce a bastard with someone who at least bore a passing familial resemblance to him, some pretty dark-haired chap to share, please-and-thank-you.
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Following his brother’s scandalous disappearance, an unwilling Regulus Black is called upon to inherit the family estate. Having resigned himself to fulfilling his duty on the marriage market, he only encounters only one slight snag—
The matter of that irritating bastard James Potter and his artfully-tousled hair.
(The one in which Regulus deals with affairs of the heart rather like a general on the war-path and James Potter has no right looking so dashing when thoroughly drenched in rain. Or, the Regency AU).
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12 Sep 2025
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Regulus Black has two obsessions.
1) Hating his older brother’s best friend, James Potter. Has Regulus met the man before now? No. But he has deemed James Potter his mortal enemy since he was ten years old.
2) A certain voice actor by the pseudonym Jay, who makes “spicy” audios.
Regulus has always known the universe to have a sick sense of humour but he didn’t know it was this cruel. He’d recognize that voice anywhere. To Regulus’s shock and abject horror, James Potter is Jay, there’s no doubt about it.
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09 Sep 2025
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James Potter spends the night with a guy and he doesn't call him back which should mean... No, he doesn't know what that means and he has got to figure it out! And Dorcas has an idea.
[or Regulus doesn't return James' texts and calls after he locks him out after a great first date and Dorcas has tiktok brain rot and they cook up a plan]
FUCK JKR!
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07 Sep 2025
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Sirius narrowed his eyes. “Christ, you're a brat.”
“What’s a christ,” Regulus blurts, and smacks a hand over his mouth in desperation. “Nevermind. I’m–”
Fine, is what he tries to say, but his throat actually spasms, and the word dies before it's ever born.
Trying again, he clears his throat and carefully selects, “I can handle this myself.”
Or: Regulus Black, many, many cups of ale, a pinch of veritaserum, and one Sirius Black.
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26 May 2025