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It's a Hit! Or, an Irresponsible Free Market by SheldonTheWhale
Fandoms: Kuroshitsuji | Black Butler
22 Mar 2021
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“The Agency is nearly dead, we both know that. And soon clients who wish for jobs dealing with the past or future will undeniably start coming to us,” she started.
Allen, who was previously lounging, sat up straight. “You said we would never deal with that kind of stuff.”
“I understand. But where there is a demand, there must be a supply.”
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Times are changing in the year 5,039, and time travel hits will always be in demand. Against his better judgement, Allen Canters accepts the job to remove a certain pesky child-earl from history. He's the best of the best, and will do anything to finish a mission. Now, if only that damn butler would get out of the way...
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Loading and Aspect Ratio by JUBE514
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe, DCU
07 Nov 2021
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So, it didn’t start out like this.
Alfred would scoff at the statement, about how Bruce was trying to justify the whole situation to himself. It had started out as a simple design, black everything with black outlines and black hood. It got a little more intense as the world went on, got wind of his ghost on the streets, and became scared of The Bat . So Bruce got a little more creative with it, Alfred and him had a good laugh over the name, the scare, and Alfred had a vicious streak of humor that he had passed onto his ward-
So now the suit had a visible bat-theme, an insignia to drape in the shadows and to paint across the streets of Gotham.
It only took a year into the whole charade of heroism for Bruce to overhear a conversation between some goons- some low level thug hired by the Riddler this week- about nothing at all pertaining to what the hell the Riddler was doing in the sewers but instead:
“ The Batman can fly, you know, I’ve seen his wings.”
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A world where nobody has wings, but people think they do, and that changes everything.
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02 Aug 2025
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If You Prefer Me "Beastly", I'll Act the Part for You by onehellofajellyfish
Fandoms: Kuroshitsuji | Black Butler
18 Jun 2025
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Dire circumstances call for exploiting loopholes.
During the Emerald Witch Arc, Ciel lies in bed, succumbed to hysterical blindness and an onslaught of traumatic memories. After being commanded to not touch him, Sebastian is at a loss until he thinks of a way to get Ciel to technically undo his order.
By turning into a dog.
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29 Jun 2025
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Ciel aggressively rejects the idea that Maurice Cole is "the prettiest boy in school". Sebastian is his only audience.
Set during the events of the Public School Arc
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04 May 2025
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Cas gets hit with a fuck-or-die sex hex except it's not his human vessel that needs to get off.
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Giving Handjobs To Cosmic Entities: A Winchester How-To Guide
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02 Jan 2025
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Harry accidentally gets exposed to the most powerful aphrodisiac known to wizardkind. Voldemort happens to be the only person within touching distance. The Horcrux connection between them doesn’t help, either; the worse Harry gets, the more Voldemort loses his mind.
Or: Voldemort goes absolutely unhinged with lust, and it’s all feral, needy little Harry’s fault.
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19 Aug 2024