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And afterwards, of course, Rozanov has to make fun of how quickly it happens.
Reflexively, Shane snipes back a “fuck you.” There’s little heat in it, though.
He’s got more important things to worry about, after all. Because as the last gasps of pleasure spark over his skin, he realizes what he has to do—he needs to ruin Rozanov the way Rozanov’s ruined him, make him feel the way he made Shane feel.
Actually, strike that; he needs to do it even better.
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The phrase “casual sex” implies the existence of ranked, competitive sex—and Shane Hollander is itching for another gold medal.
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Soon enough, Jackie leans forward an inch. Raises a tentative hand to Shauna’s neck.
“This doesn’t mean anything,” she says, in a perfect echo of every other time they’ve done this. “Just—pretend to be Jeff, okay?”
Shauna can do that. Shauna can be Jeff as easily as she can be anything else, now.
“Okay,” she says. “Close your eyes, baby.”
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Relationship troubles? Alice knows all about it! Ask Alice now.
In this issue: a distressed spouse, a disgruntled reader, a concerned daughter, and a mother of a clingy son.
In which a real agony aunt, who in no way is or is affiliated with the Vampire Armand, gives very helpful advice to real human beings who definitely aren’t IWTV characters.
First published in the Devil’s Minion’s Minions zine. Fic by GrayGiantess, art by SheOfBadIdeas.
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“What do I taste like?” Daniel asks, because he doesn’t know how to voice the more vulnerable questions that threaten to spill from his mouth. Do you like my blood? Is it good for you? Am I good for you?
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One of the pieces in Devil's Minions Minions Zine Vol. 1, written by SheOfBadIdeas and illustrated by MyLow_Milo.
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BLOODSTUCK | Acts 1-3 by katplanet, millyrocks, SheOfBadIdeas
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
02 Aug 2025
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A young woman stands in her bedroom. Today is not her birthday, but even if it was, she would be a little too old to need it marked with presents, cakes, or other childish things. What she does need, as a savvy sophisticate poised at the precipice of personhood, is a name.
What will this young woman’s name be?
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BLOODSTUCK by katplanet, millyrocks, SheOfBadIdeas
Fandom Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
02 Aug 2025
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A story no one asked for in seven acts of wildly varying length.
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as soft as leather, as plush as lace by SheOfBadIdeas
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01 Feb 2025
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And Strive to Taste of All Things Holy by SheOfBadIdeas
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
12 Aug 2024
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Three Selûnites on the journey of unbecoming and becoming.
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A work skin and tutorial for a Discord chat in AO3. The Discord page is available in light and dark mode!
See Chapter 1 for examples of the work skin, Chapter 2 for a tutorial on how to set up your HTML page and explanations on the code, Chapter 3 for HTML templates for easy copy-pasting and Chapter 4 for the complete CSS code of the work skin.
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26 Feb 2025
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THANK YOU SO MUCH I LOVE YOU FOREVER KISSING U ON THE MOUTH
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“Dark hair, slim build,” Armand said, feeling as if speaking might be the only thing keeping him from falling back asleep, from letting the boy go, from plunging into the blackened despair in the other room. “Small breasts, given her frame.”
“Clinical,” the boy said. “Nice.”
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28 Jan 2025
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in hell the units are the gallon and the fuck by shineforthee
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
29 Oct 2025
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Survival is an artform.
Armand has been an unwilling student, an eager acolyte, a master of the craft.The things he feels can be broken down into component parts. Can be simplified into anatomic essentials, the series of processes required to make him something that functionally resembles the likeness of man. Sensation without thought. Water-damp brushstrokes dragging across a canvas with no paint. No color. No light.
Leaving Dubai was an act of necessity, arriving anywhere else an act of apathy.
In which Daniel attempts to make sense of the past and Armand attempts to do whatever the opposite of that is.
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11 Jan 2025
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Daniel sees life like a river. Thinks he is caught up in a current that only goes one way, that will eventually sweep him out to sea. It’s easier for him to think so. It keeps him alive to think so.
He doesn’t know that he could stand up and reach the bottom. He doesn’t know he has a choice.
Drugs don’t work, sex doesn’t work, New York hasn’t worked. Somewhere in the Appalachian Mountains, an improbable number of suicides have taken place. Somewhere in a bar in New York, Daniel hears about them. He wants to fill a void. The difference between what is real and what isn’t matters as little to him as the things he’ll find to throw into the darkness. Which, as it turns out, is quite a lot.
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"I know what a breakup looks like," Daniel says. "The better question is, why are you coming to me about it? I'm the one who broke up your little sham."
"This is what humans do, don't they?" Armand asks, letting his voice drop. "Crashing on their friends' couches when there's a blip in their romances?"
"Except we're not friends. We're actually very much not friends." Daniel shrugs, as if it's all the same to him. "And I can't imagine the great vampire Armand deigning himself to sleep on my fucked-up sofa. That thing's been here since the nineties."
"Well," Armand only says. "I saw you have a guest bedroom."