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If Angel gets Husk sticking his neck out much further, it’s going straight in the noose.
"Straight in the noose, baby," he says, but Angel’s not listening. Never is.
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Angel walks himself into a game of high stakes. And Husk never makes a safe bet. They fall in love. It’s a bad idea.Bookmarked by She5los
02 Dec 2025
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BatMuppet by Demorra (thebibliosphere)
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
16 Oct 2025
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“It’s time to play the music, it’s time to light the lights,
It’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight!”The manor ought to have been silent as the grave when Bruce returned, so it caught him by surprise when he heard a familiar jingle drifting through the empty halls. He paused at the foot of the grand staircase, head tilted to the side as he listened to the Muppet Show theme song jangling away happily. It sounded like it was coming from the first floor, which meant the most likely origin was Dick's bedroom. Which would be fine, if it also wasn't almost three am.
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What do you do when you come home late and find the orphan you've taken guardianship of is crying alone in his room watching the Muppets?
You sit your brooding ass down and join him.
And if you later end up on a talk show with said Muppets and end up embroiled in a running gag about your playboy persona being in a throuple with Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog, well, it's not like anyone's ever going to believe you're Batman now...Based on the Tumblr shitpost.
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05 Aug 2025
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Relationships and Culture In Locusta Astralis (A Field Study) by SpoonerizeSwiftness (SplickedyHat)
Fandoms: Homestuck
13 Mar 2025
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“So,” Jade says, marching on ahead with her list like a determined little artilleripper, tapping at her papers. “The…Dark Carnival.” She sounds it out every part one after the other, ‘fatal-funny cullpit of the messiahs’, like how a corpse dismembered and all laid out turns into pieces instead of a whole troll.
“Dark Carnival,” you say, putting the corpse back together to show her, fast and fluid how it’s supposed to flow.
“Dark Carnival,” Jade repeats after you, choking just a little on the shift of chirr into click. “Okay! Say me what does that mean?”
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A diplomatic voyage of xenosociological discovery and awkward flirting takes place in Karkat's shitty living room, heavily backdropped by only the finest of cross-species anatomy textbooks, shitty Alternian cocktails, and schlocky Alternian romance movies.Series
- Part 3 of Aliens Sure Are Weird
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24 Mar 2025
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Well Met by despitetheabundance (Lindra)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
22 Jan 2020
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Aizawa didn't expect to enjoy HeroCon this year. Especially not being on a panel with All Might -- whose bright idea was that?
Meeting Yagi Toshinori changes everything. He's funny. (Oh no.) He's unapologetic. (Oh no.) He's interesting. (Oh shit.)
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18 Sep 2024
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When you've pictured hunting Gamzee down in this new world and kicking his scrawny ass, somehow you've always imagined it in some ill-gotten highblood megahive somewhere. That you'd find him living in squalorous luxury like any entitled highblood on Alternia, scheming and plotting.
The picture you got sent is of a flat gray beach, no hive in sight. Just a blurry figure with a mane of wild hair and curving horns, half-hidden behind a rock in front of an angry, stone-grey ocean. And now, all of a sudden, the word feral is back in your thinkpan and it won't come out.
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04 Sep 2024
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Big Protein by Mysecretfanmoments for reallycorking
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 Jun 2019
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Bakugou Katsuki has a thriving hero career, an agent to manage his famous attitude, and absolutely zero romantic interest in anyone. With the exception of his favourite health food joint refusing to expand to his city, his life is pretty damn perfect—so why does a viral video revealing Deku's stash of dirty mags involving him and Deku together turn everything upside-down?
OR: The story of a man's random embarrassing collection.
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26 Aug 2024
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Plus One by TheDarkivist
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
10 Aug 2024
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Ferdinand and Hubert attend a party together.
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11 Aug 2024
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Birds of Prey by NavyGreen
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
29 Jan 2026
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“He needs a protector, Hubert,” she whispered.
And it all clicked into place – like a dagger’s sharp point finding the soft gap between the third and fourth rib.
Ferdinand von Aegir – the Prime Minister of the Adrestian Empire, reformed and reunited Fodlan, one of the most valuable people alive – was grievously injured, unable to return to the safety of the nest, and protected only by a small military troop comprised of his own Astral Knights and Hubert’s Sorcery Engineers, with the fierce Faerghan wintertime winds worsening each day.
All within arm’s reach of Arundel territory – and the evil thing who governed it.When Ferdinand von Aegir comes under threat, Hubert von Vestra sets out to keep him from harm - and alive. But some forces are beyond even Hubert's control, and as a Faerghan blizzard rages on Ferdinand's fate falls into uncertainty.
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27 Jul 2024
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O dolci mani by TheDarkivist
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
19 Jul 2024
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Ferdinand and Hubert have a chat.
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19 Jul 2024
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The hands are the windows to the soul (and they get kisses!)
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like daylight by siegfrieds for Nuanta
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
12 Jun 2024
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Hubert’s job as the Imperial Spymaster is often taxing—gruesome and harrowing in equal measure. And sometimes, such a job breaks him.
It is lucky that he has Ferdinand to return home to and help put him back together.
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15 Jun 2024
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Nicolas D. Wolfwood is about to get a crash course in Xenobotany.
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24 Mar 2024
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30 Nov 2023
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Bright Stars by QueNouilleCroustillante
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 May 2025
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There had been rumors of a Human who wasn’t performing well in fighting rings, constantly ignoring their lesser opponents and trying to go after the very loud, very violent crowd instead.
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Not only did Hizashi allow himself to be caught by the alien trafficking ring he and Shouta were trying to bring down, he's also stuck in a cell with a Deathworlder.
It goes better than expected.
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24 Sep 2023
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polished doubt, fake sentiment by s_beth
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
02 Oct 2023
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“It was only my hand!” The child on the ground protests, shaky yet still petulant.
“You got hit by a car,” Aizawa growls as he inspects the crushed hand. Illogical child doesn’t even flinch.
“Well—” Hitoshi splutters, face red with frustration as he looks down to the kitten in his lap. “She was gonna get run over!"
six times injured hitoshi tried/failed to refuse aizawa’s help, and one time aizawa is a hypocrite.
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- Part 1 of hitoshi and shouta and friends
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24 Sep 2023
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Lost And Found (In Translation) by SpoonerizeSwiftness (SplickedyHat)
Fandoms: Homestuck
30 Aug 2023
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“Guys, hey, come on,” Jade says. “Troll language is much more specific about stuff like this, when he says stabbed he could mean something different! Karkat,” she switches to Alternian, bending her human vocal structures in painful-sounding ways but still doing a much better job than Dave, all things considered. “Stabbed, stabbed, or stabbed?”
You know you didn’t teach her the distinction between “poke hard with a non-strife-allocated object”, “stab lightly to show somebody not to fuck with you”, and “impale to kill”. Humans don’t even have that distinction. It’s a fucking miracle they get anything done.
“…Stabbed,” you say, carefully enunciating like a fucking liar.
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It's always awkward when the boyfriend meets the friend group; the boyfriend's boyfriend inviting himself along can only make it worse. Unless, of course, you're an amateur xenobiologist, sociologist, and linguist. Then it's just extra data!Series
- Part 2 of Aliens Sure Are Weird
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31 Aug 2023
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After the Blue Spirit frees the Avatar from the Pohuai Stronghold, Admiral Zhao captures Prince Zuko under suspicion of treason. Isolated from his Uncle and his crew, Zuko has only one ally: the chatty prisoner one cell over.
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- Part 1 of Birds of a Phoenix Feather
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07 Aug 2023
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but you gotta get up at least once more by simkjrs
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
19 Jun 2017
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Izuku’s never run into this problem before with anyone else, but it’s still not much of a problem. “Oh, that’s alright,” he says. “I don’t have a Quirk.”
Tsukauchi stares incredulously at him, and then looks at the iron bar that Izuku is currently straightening with his hands.
Midoriya Izuku does not let his lack of a Quirk prevent him from being strong.
Also known as that one AU where Izuku follows the ridiculous training regimen of Saitama from One Punch Man and becomes stronger than anyone ever imagined he could be.
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16 Jul 2023
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“How do you deal with it?”
Shinsou looks at him. His eyes are intense fuchsia, scanning the length of Bakugou’s body before returning to his face.
“Distractions.”
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08 Jul 2023
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A New Generation of Aegir by EverSquirrely
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
30 Apr 2023
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When Shambhala fell, everything felt possible. The euphoria of victory, paired with Hubert and Ferdinand's dizzying new love affair, illuminated their lives.
However, when their foe mustered their forces three months later out of nowhere, the elation dispersed. Ferdinand took his orphaned niece and nephew into his house in Aegir, and Hubert threw himself into his work.
Today will be the first time they have seen each other in a year, and the first time Ferdinand's children will be in Enbarr.
Anticipation, uncertainty, and worries stir within in equal measure.
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29 Apr 2023
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You Spin My Denim Right Round, Right Round by JajaLala
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
10 Aug 2021
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After Best Jeanist confesses to his colleagues that his sensitivity to fabric can make using the washing machine a masturbatory experience, Laundry Hero Wash invites him over.
They find their quirks very sexually compatible.
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Bookmarked by She5los
05 Apr 2023