SharryKuxi
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"打扫卫生？看来你负责的是阳台区域——D.E.I. 的阳台有那么大吗？"感谢O.W.C.A. 的定位器暂时还没有生物鉴别，泰瑞对着屏幕上的男孩扯了扯嘴角，对方哼哼着通过了，"好吧。看来你在那之后留下来吃了午餐。我说得对吗，特工P？"
卡尔一本正经地敲击着手里的任务板夹，狡黠的笑意溢出眼角："让我瞧瞧，占用特工的休息时间…天呐，杜芬舒斯真是太邪恶了，不是吗？"
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“For you see, Perry the Platypus, that was no mere insurance deductible claim form; that was a marriage certificate! And now, I have trapped you in the holy union of matrimony!” Heinz cackled grandly as he grabbed a remote from under the sea of papers. “And with my matrimony-inator, one single blast will have it notarized and uploaded to the city hall database!”
Or: Doof tricks Perry into marrying him
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23 Jun 2025
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为防止荷尔蒙上头影响任务，OWCA一向只招聘Beta特工，但有的正义特工被邪恶博士不幸引诱的方式与信息素没什么实际关系，大概吧。
BO，人到中年二次发育如狼似虎的Cuntboy Omega博士与正直到养胃（没）的醋醋Beta特工，这本来是个pwp不知道我为啥越写越多plot，总之一发完，一人一鸭嘴兽幸终。
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- Part 1 of 哑巴鸭嘴兽和话唠人类终结者
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22 Jun 2025
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Perry uncovers a dirty little secret beneath Heinz's lab coat.
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- Part 1 of Peenaf shots (Shots! Shots! Shots!)
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22 Jun 2025
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A better agent should refute this, maybe. Heinz looks much too smug than a self-respecting agent could stand. A better agent shouldn't allow such an opportunity of satisfaction.
A better agent, perhaps, would not have allowed himself to be tied up and prone on the cold laboratory floor, having his dick ridden within an inch of his life.
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- Part 2 of Peenaf shots (Shots! Shots! Shots!)
- Part 1 of Art piece perryshmirtz drabbles
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22 Jun 2025
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Proselytization (n): The act of converting from one belief, doctrine, cause, or faith to another.
Perry used to believe he and Heinz operated at two completely different ends of the spectrum. That was years ago. Now that the balance has shifted, he supposes he should have seen their inevitable convergence from miles away.
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- Part 1 of Lingua Franca
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