ShadyCarson
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Having your partner ask what's wrong with your dick mid coitus is probably the last thing you want... but then again, having that same partner possibly break your nose during said coitus is also pretty bad.
A comedy of errors. Rhys' luck, and R&D being the real evil on Helios.
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- Part 1 of What the hell R&D?!
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Play the perfect wife, survive Eddie Gluskin, survive Mount Massive.
Bring down Murkoff.
Happy Wife, happy life.
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Handsome Jack is dead. Rhys is devastated that his hero died two weeks after he started at Hyperion. But all is not lost! The late CEO's ghost is happily terrorizing the employees on Helios, and Rhys is determined to meet his idol. Dead or Alive.
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100% Turkish Cotton by ShadyCarson
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
28 Nov 2020
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He just wants Wade to take care of himself! Is that too much to ask?!
Apparently not...
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Tony has an idea in his head about Steve's sexual experience, and what he would want in the bedroom. Thinking he is doomed to have sweet romantic sex for the rest of his life, Tony accepts his fate. Steve has something to say about that.
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It’s not until the next morning, while Soap is nursing a hangover does his phone buzz. He’d gotten back from the pub late, he and Gaz stumbling through the halls, both of them proper pished. He’d nearly forgotten about the texts he’d sent, until he opened his phone, his heart dropping into his fucking stomach when he saw Ghost had finally texted him back.
A single line of text that caused ice to build crawl slowly up the length of his spine.
My office, 1700.
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27 Feb 2026
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Rhys just wants to get laid so he signs up for SmashR, a Pandoran hook-up app. Jack has feelings for Rhys, but every time he thinks about telling Rhys, a program in Jack's AI coding engulfs him in pain. When Rhys agrees to let Jack help pick out his matches (in the hopes that he can say no to all of them), things only get worse for Jack there on out and that red pain won't stop hitting him.
How can Jack tell Rhys how he feels when his code is trying to eat itself each time he tries?
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27 Feb 2026
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Collection of shorter Hoslow drabbles
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26 Feb 2026
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As one of the many dog hybrids in the military, Soap had been smitten ever since he met Ghost. The rabbit hybrid smelled incredibly sweet, making his mouth water every time he took a whiff.
Their constant playful banter and teasing remarks always leaned just a touch on the flirty side, allowing Soap free to imagine all sorts of things they could get up to in the bedroom.
Being a predator hybrid, he had made some... natural assumptions on their positions.
Only, when he got the chance to take things a bit further, he quickly realized just how much he liked being under Ghost.
For COD hybrid week day 2: Teasing/Sparring
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24 Feb 2026
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John tucks his nose into the crook of Simon’s neck, cold against the fabric of his mask, and Simon can only hold him tighter, letting his own scent wash away every trace of the other alpha.
“Johnny.”
The name comes unbidden to his lips, Simon able to feel the shiver that wracks Soap’s body, the goosebumps that prickle his skin. John’s fingers tighten in his shirt, warm breath against the cloth at Simon’s neck. He’s so close, the scent of him soothing over Simon’s own skin like a balm to the ache that lives buried deep inside of him.
He knows he should say something, do something, but he’s frozen, rooted to the spot.
Johnny is his best friend. His best fucking friend in the entire world and while he knows the man won’t speak on what happened tonight, Simon is offering whatever comfort he can.
But maybe it’s not his to offer. Maybe the reason Johnny went out tonight is because he’s looking for something.
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24 Feb 2026