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Sometimes when you shoot for the stars, the stars shoot back by mismerrisment
Fandoms: 銀魂 | Gintama (Anime & Manga)
20 Nov 2023
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The best defense is a good offense.
Or,
How to love a suicidal idiot when you yourself are also one.
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15 May 2025
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A week or two after the Benizakura incident, Hijikata is still unsatisfied with the report Yamazaki gave him on Sakata Gintoki's potential involvement, so he does some investigating of his own. Absolutely nothing goes the way he wants it to.
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- Part 1 of don't say it out loud
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One Day The Only Butterflies Left Will Be In Your Chest As You March Towards Your Death by edema_ruh
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
23 Dec 2020
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Katsuki made a meek attempt to turn the device on to see if it still worked, but it was useless – the phone was dead.
Great. They were stranded in the fucking desert, with no means to call for help.
“Oi, Deku”, Katsuki shakes the boy’s shoulder, trying to wake him up. “C’mon, you’ve slept enough. Wake up”.
For some reason, that works. Deku’s eyelids flutter before they open, and Katsuki sees Deku’s hazy gaze meet the sky, eyes unfocused. He blinks a few times and tries to wet his lips before he looks around, empty eyes locking on Katsuki.Alternatively: Bakugou and Midoriya are in plane crash. Bakugou has to take care of Midoriya and help him survive.
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Oikawa Tooru, a decorated forensic psychologist, has never met a criminal he couldn’t break. He knows how they think and he’s an expert of persuasion.
Japan’s most famous serial killer, Iwaizumi Hajime, may be the exception.
Iwaizumi isn’t quite like the criminals Oikawa has worked with in the past. He isn’t bloodthirsty or psychotic, and he shows no propensity toward violence or aggression. Once he gets past his bad attitude, he's actually quite pleasant, and Oikawa doesn’t mind the hours he spends in Iwaizumi’s underground cell.
In fact, the more Oikawa learns about him, the more he begins to believe Iwaizumi doesn’t deserve to spend a lifetime in prison.
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“Then when?” Hajime still isn’t mad, he’s just never been this tired. “When do I get to stop waiting for you to leave?”
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Hajime knows how this sort of thing ends.
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Relationships Don’t Come With Satisfaction Guarantees, But Maybe They Should by fredobaggins
Fandoms: 銀魂 | Gintama (Anime & Manga)
16 Nov 2023
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"Though his ghosts still visit him on occasion, things are, for the most part, different now…He has people he loves and who, for reasons still unknown, love him. People he’s determined to protect. So, this time when he lurches up the staircase at two o’clock in the morning on the brink of emptying his stomach on his own front door, it has nothing to do with ghosts. Tonight, it’s because he’s brimming with a delight that his body doesn’t know how to contain."
After a lifetime of bullshit, Gintoki has pretty much everything he's ever wanted including, and most recently acquired, the affections of a certain cantankerous police officer.
Now the only trouble is keeping it that way.
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15 Jul 2024
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what will you do with your one wild and precious life?
on the upwards trajectory of oikawa tooru.
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14 Jul 2024
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standing in awe of death by Ramabear (RyMagnatar)
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
16 Mar 2018
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A collection of Ajin!Izuku pieces.
Sections range in size from multi-chapter pieces to oneshot intermissions designed to fill in the plot around the whole of the beast.
Definitely filled with heavy themes, gore, violence, sexual violence and a co-dependency of dangerous levels.
[THIS SERIES IS OFFICIALLY DISCONTINUED. I'm currently rewriting this series!]
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25 Jun 2024
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When You're Riding in a Time Machine Way Far into the Future, Don't Stick Your Elbow out the Window, Or It'll Turn into a Fossil by furiosity
Fandoms: Gintama
29 Dec 2011
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Gintoki changes/clears Hijikata's perspective on many things, sometimes inadvertently and sometimes intentionally. Featuring headless mannequins, AWOL corpses, surprise villains (or not), tiny swinging purses, and the obligatory caged gorilla.
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17 Jun 2024
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More importantly, what the hell are you doing under that dummy?" Shinpachi interjected. "How much room is there under a dummy anyway; didn't Kondou-san come out from there too? -
Grab Your Dreams With Your Fists While You Can Still Remember It by yatagarasu (leelhiette)
Fandoms: Gintama
11 Jul 2020
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Toshirou should learn to look both ways before crossing the road.
(Or he learns more about the people around him and about himself.)
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11 May 2024
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"…6…7…" He counted the bottles. "…13…14…15." He blinked as he stood back up. "Make it twenty bottles then I'll go on that date." He simply said.
"H-Hey!" The perm complained before letting out an aggravated sigh. "Fine, I'll give the other five bottles later. So, is that a yes?"
"That wasn't a no this time, right?"
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Edo has run out of mayonnaise and Hijikata is suffering from it, and his day gets even worse when he gets into a fight with Gintoki. In the middle of their fight they get kidnapped by people from Planet Mayo. They treat Hijikata as prince Mayora the 13th and they take him and Gintoki to meet the king of the Planet Mayo.
Gintoki wants to leave the planet as soon as possible and when the king tells Hijikata that he is supposed to marry the princess of the Planet Mayo, Hijikata is not so keen to stay either.
Inspired from the episode 114.
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22 Apr 2024
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Pikachu will save me then! He will thunderbolt their skeleton asses! And then it will thunderbolt you for criticizing my singing voice!” Gintoki yelled, and threw a rock at Hijikata, pretending it to be a Poké Ball. “Pikachu, I choose you!”“Now is not the right time to abandon you last brain cells!!”
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The Yorozuya trio gets an unexpected reward. They really should've checked their daily horoscope before accepting: Beware of old women bearing gifts, don't count your lizards before they're hatched, and be careful when life seems too good to be true, because it might be a sign that everything is soon going to go very, very badly.
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21 Apr 2024
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Hmm." Katsura considered. "I suppose, if the other person had a very similar cognitive structure—if their brain were enough like the target's, they might be on almost the same wavelength, so to speak..." -
Life Begins After Losing At A Drinking Contest While Marriage Begins At The Bed by yatagarasu (leelhiette)
Fandoms: Gintama
24 Jun 2020
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A drinking contest that led to life-changing decisions being made.
(Or Gintoki learns to never let his so-called friends join him for drinks ever again.)
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When You Set Your Status To It's Complicated, People Think You Are Going Through An Existential Crisis by yatagarasu (leelhiette)
Fandoms: Gintama
21 Aug 2020
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A month ago, Gintoki and Hijikata broke up.
(Or no one knows why and people around them are trying to get them back together.)
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If you ever worry about doing something embarrassing in front of your crush, just remember some people attempt murder and you can do better by teawriter
Fandoms: Gintama
25 Mar 2022
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Sometimes Hijikata wonders why he bothers trying to salvage the Shinsengumi’s reputation if the Shinsengumi itself is just going to destroy what’s left of it anyway. It’s not the kind of question anyone should be asking themselves on a Wednesday night on an overtime shift, without coffee or nicotine, but his life hasn’t been normal in a very long time and now there’s nothing he can do about it except suffer and wonder what he did in a previous life to deserve this.
Or: there are murders happening all over Edo, the ocean is a dangerous place, Gintoki becomes a side character, and Hijikata can't catch a fucking break
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06 Apr 2024
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If there’s nothing else, feel free to take a lollipop and enjoy the rest of your day.”He gestures to the clear bowl by the door, halfway filled with plastic-wrapped lollipops. Hijikata eyes at the months’ old, probably expired, sugar coating their surfaces before pocketing a red one that looks slightly less stale than the others
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They frequent the same places. Surely, that’s all there is to it. Annoying but simple, all coincidence and happenstance and quirks of fate, and Hijikata can’t even remember when he first saw the man with silver hair. Then, there’s Gintoki, who remembers too well.
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If You Kiss a Frog it Might Turn Into a Prince, But Licking a Toad Will Get You High by fredobaggins
Fandoms: 銀魂 | Gintama (Anime & Manga)
10 Sep 2022
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"Everywhere Toushirou turns, it seems, he is followed by an unruly mop of silver curls that wants nothing better than to send him to an early grave. Even his doctor warned him to stay away from the fool because of the effect it has on his blood pressure—if only he could stay away! But how can he when it seems like all the gods above, devils in Hell, and laws of physics keep smashing them unwillingly together?"
After an odd encounter at the local bathhouse, Hijikata thinks he's just about to lose his mind. Left with no other options and the promise of anonymity, he turns to the internet for help to solve his embarrassing problem. Well, if only it was that simple.
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“I’m so done with this,” Gintoki muttered angrily.
Zura sighed while Tatsuma laughed loudly. “Your soulmate’s getting roughed up again?”
Gintoki groaned. “Worst timing ever! There was this one Amanto swinging his gigantic sword at me and I was just about to dodge it when, out of fucking nowhere, I feel something stabbing my shoulder! It threw me off and if it weren’t for that, I would have been perfectly healthy right now instead of getting nursed for this stupid wound!” he pointed at the ugly slash across his torso. “Fuck soulmates!”A story about Sakata Gintoki's journey into embracing his soulbond, falling in love, and learning the cons of selflessness.
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The abandoned husk of an old Danny's restaurant in one of Kabukicho’s back alleyways transforms into an objectively terrible bar at sunset.
[General Gintama spoilers up to and including episode 268/chapter 385.]
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"Women throw themselves at me, just check out the Gintama wikipedia, you nonbeliever. I would go as far as to claim that I could have any woman that I’d want.”
Gintoki cannot stop bragging about how his protagonist's charisma and good looks could land him any woman. When he agrees to a bet, he would not have reckoned with this target to demonstrate his abilities.
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19 Aug 2023
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It took Gintoki more effort than paying his rent on time to accede that Hijikata wasn't entirely hard on the eyes in more dimmed lighting. If you squinted a little. If you looked at him with your eyes nearly squeezed shut.