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A Peaceful Man by SellMeShort
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
26 Nov 2025
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“He’s not as bad as they make him sound!” Wilbur was trying to make eye contact with Phil as he bent over to stitch up the long cut in his arm. “I’ve never actually seen him kill anyone. And even when he injuries an officer or a hero, he only does it in self-defense. He targets specific people. Bad people.”
“Has he added you to that list of bad people?” Phil raised the boy’s arm to show the fresh stitches. “Because he sure does like to target you.”
“No, I think startled him this time. He doesn’t like when I come at him from behind, I think.”
“Power to Prime Wilbur….”
“At least he said sorry?”
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Five times Phil could have come out of retirement, and the one time he finally did.
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The man holding Meryl leaned down to speak in her ear. “We ought to let them know we found their little friend.” A flash of silver appeared in Meryl’s vision and she went still as the knife got closer. The grip on her wrist tightened and his intentions became clear all at once. They were going to use her as a bargaining chip.
Meryl had faith in Vash’s uncanny ability to get out of any situation. But if they used her to threaten him he would go with them. She knew he would. -
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Philza the vampire waited with his hand stuck out, tilting his head to copy Techno when he tilted his head in confusion, one big ear flopping to the side. He scented the air again, trying to get a better read on his intentions, but he was met with nothing but honesty and eagerness, the man smiling on patiently.
Unwilling to shift back into his human form, Techno simply took a half step forward, sniffed Philza’s hand once, and then pushed his nose into it briefly as a greeting. He stepped back quickly, and the vampire seemed satisfied.
“It’s nice to know one’s neighbors, I think. I hope we can stay friendly.”
Techno tilted his head again at the words, but Philza simply turned on his heal and walked back up his own path, back the way he had come, on silent feet. Techno watched him go until he had fully disappeared from sight before resuming his patrol of his boarders.-//-
Or: Techno's journey from being 'willingly' alone, to the willing protector of his own, mismatched family.
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When I was Young by SellMeShort
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
22 Feb 2024
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“Breaking News! The search for kidnapped child Thomas Watson has been raised to highest priority by the Hero Association after the Villains Helium and Insomnia released their terms for the child’s release and it was revealed that Thomas has personal relations to not one, not two, but three of L’Manburg’s top hero’s.”
The screen in the square, blasting the news out into the open public flashed a picture of Tommy from his most recent graduation. Mockingbird hesitated in his steps over a rooftop nearby, the memory triggered by the photo shaking him to his core.
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"Promise you won't get mad," Tubbo mumbles.
Tommy rolls his eyes. "Tubbo, you just used a nuclear weapon to break me out of a maximum security prison and save me from my abuser. What could I possibly get mad at you for."
Tubbo takes a breath, and doesn't turn around to look at Tommy while he talks, voice still small.
"You know how I make impulsive decisions when I'm stressed out?"
"Yeah..." Tommy drawls, apprehensive.
"I- well, I think... I think I... Married... Ranboo?"
Tommy short circuits.
What?
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Tubbo breaks Tommy out of prison with a nuke and then introduces him to his husband and son.
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08 Feb 2026
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Symbiotic Instincts by Coldbluesilk
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
08 Apr 2024
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The basic ‘no-shiny’ rule he worked with wasn’t just him trying to be difficult. Hell, not even greedy. When Phil’s instincts were in a twist, it genuinely fucked with his head. Something like that just wasn’t excusable in a world where he needed a hundred and ten percent of his mental capacity to focus on not being murdered twenty clicks deep into the untamed wilderness. If all he could think about was how he could get the gold back to his nest and far away from the people who wanted it, no one was gonna be happy.
“I mean you no disrespect, but what you’re asking of me is outside my depth,” Phil tried to blunt the bad news, “My sincerest apologies for any disappointment.”
“Then I’ll pay you double for your inconvenience. Make it your depth.”Bookmarked by SellMeShort
23 Nov 2025
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“Who did this to you?” the Blood God growls, low and dangerous. And anyone in their right mind would be afraid, would be shitting their pants, but Tommy just flicks his eyes to the floor and mumbles that it doesn’t matter.
Echo hums softly, brushing his fingers gently over the bruises coloring Tommy’s cheek, stopping at the gash over his eyebrow before carding through his hair. Tommy doesn’t mean to lean into the touch, he knows these men are dangerous, are deadly, but he can’t help but feel safe, wrapped up in their brutal care.
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26 Aug 2025
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The claws on Phil’s fingers could probably shred Wilbur’s skin to ribbons. Instead though, his touch was as light as could be as he cupped Wilbur’s face, thumb brushing his stinging cheek.
The scales were rough, but didn’t scratch him. If anything, his hand was blessedly cool against the heat on his face.
“Why is only this part of your face red?” Phil asked, his voice low.
Wilbur couldn’t remember the last time someone had cupped his face like this. The last time anyone had been gentle like this with him. It took all of his willpower not to melt into Phil’s hand.
“One of them hit me,” Wilbur admitted softly.
or, Wilbur is the cabin boy on a pirate ship, at least until the ship sinks and he's left marooned on a deserted island. It's just him, the few others that survived the wreck, and the waves to keep them company. Well, and the merman. Because apparently those things are real.
or or, being marooned on an island isn't too bad when you get a found family out of it.
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SBI Whumptober 2023 by orphan_account
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Origins SMP, Sleepy Bois Inc
16 Dec 2023
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Sleepy Bois Inc Hurt/Comfort Whumptober
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06 Aug 2025