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Legacy of the Crow Father by WolfsBane54
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP, Video Blogging RPF
15 Feb 2026
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In a dystopian society ruled by the corrupt Hero Commission, heroes aren’t born—they’re built. Mass-produced, programmed, and deployed like weapons, they’re praised as saviors while secretly stripped of identity and control. At the center of it all stands the Hero Tower, once a sanctuary founded by the city’s first hero, Phil—known as the Crowfather. A visionary of sharp mind and deep compassion, Phil built the Tower to protect both civilians and heroes. To shield them from the mental toll of heroism, he created a neural safeguard system rooted in trust, memory, and recovery.
But after his betrayal and exile, the Commission twisted everything. Phil’s system became a leash. The Tower, a prison.
Now branded a villain, Phil has returned with his two sons—forming the Syndicate. Their goal: dismantle the Commission, free every stolen hero, and restore the Tower’s original purpose. But standing in their way is the Commission’s greatest weapon: Hero Unit 01—Dream, the number one hero and final product of their control. Can the Syndicate bring him home? Or will Dream fall before he ever remembers who he truly is?(Slow Updates)
CHARACTERS NOT CC's. I DON'T CONDONE ACTIONS THAT CC's MIGHT HAVE DONE IRL. -
Cultivation Protocol by DefaultNPC (Yours_Mothman)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
13 Feb 2026
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Technoblade and Philza Minecraft get Isekai'd into the world of Modao Zushi on the edge of a battle during the war against the Wen clan.
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Relentless describes something that is persistent, unyielding, and doesn't stop or weaken, showing great determination, vigor, or severity, often without mercy.
Technoblade is Relentless in his attempts to escape.
Philza, Tommy, and Wilbur are Relentless in making him a part of their family.
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ready to suffer and ready to hope by BlackPlasticRoses
Fandoms: Firefly (TV 2002), Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
07 Feb 2026
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(it's a shot in the dark, aimed right at my throat)
“What’s your cargo?”
Tubbo’s breath freezes in his chest. “Uh, sentimental stuff. Just…couldn’t bear to leave it all behind. It’s nothing dangerous.” People can say what they will about him, but he hates even half-truths like this. One day, it’ll kick him in the ass.
He silently prays that this, the most important thing he’s done in his life, will not be the time.
or: tubbo has some very, VERY important cargo he needs to transport because
whowhat he needs to transport is in a lot of danger. he just needs to get through this ride on a ship with a motley crew of some of the weirdest people he's ever met to do it. he doesn't know what dangers lie ahead, but it'll be worth it.
it has to be.title from 'shake it out' by florence and the machine
updates every other weekend!
on hiatus until mid-march! ty for understanding!!Series
- Part 45 of plastic roses m c y t ficssss
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You will pass an old village and through a red cave by augfire50, Steamlover4, Sword_Queen
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Disney's Toontown Online (Video Game), Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies, The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Minecraft (Video Game)
26 Jan 2026
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For many of the people returning to the server it’s a bittersweet return both to the place that they grew to fall in love with and the site of many of their worst moments and memories. The members hope that they can finally leave the past behind them with some new friends and rebuild their lives into something better. But soon they realize that’s they forgot a major egg-shape threat that has been boiling underneath their noses as Eggpire rises and the toons more horrific secrets are revealed
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- Part 4 of Beyond the Fourth Wall
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Philza Minecraft’s guide to accidentally starting a demigod sleepaway camp. by Endani_live
Fandoms: Dream SMP
26 Jan 2026
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When Phil woke up that fateful morning and saw another version of his son sitting in the living room, he thought Zeus had finally decided to make him go insane. But then over the years more and more children appeared on his doorstep, and more gods came along with them. Now he had the children of over half the Greek pantheon living near his family and some of the other gods as well and he still didn’t know how to feel about that despite how long it had been.
Or- Thanatos, Charon, Dionysus, and a few more along the way adopt a bunch of orphans. A bunch of demigod orphans with powers, and they all live by a lake like it’s a summer camp.
Welcome to Greek mythology x Dream SMP.
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Sea of Stars (not so alone anymore) by Smack_n_cheese
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
19 Jan 2026
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The International Commission of Earth sends Technoblade on a mission to mars to check out some possible illegal activates to per say "stop at all costs". He discovers that the universe isn't as empty as he had hoped it would be and now he has to learn all of it alone, or so he thought.
or: Special operations infiltrator Technoblade gets yoinked into an adventure he did not at all ask for, thank you. He gets friends and family he never thought he'd ever deserved but here he is: bamboozled.
or: or: I got the sbi/si-fi brain rot from reading a few other fics, playing Mass Effect and watching people play Helldivers so I decided we needed more and I'd make my first one.
I will not wright wilbursoot's character into this fic so we die like men with 3/4. support shubble and other victims
As always this fic is about the characters not the creators themselves if this makes anyone uncomfortable I will remove it immediately, be respectful please. Have a good day!!
arc 1 ch 1-17 (intro) -- arc 2 ch 18-63 (main plot) -- arc 3 fun
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5 Times It Wasn't Personal and 1 Time It Was by EchoandFeather for Toovski
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
09 Jan 2026
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On a world that Blood God regularly likes to fight on, he stumbles upon a loud and angry (and very feral) avian chick on the battlefield. It's, essentially, hate at first sight.
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Phil grips his face, his talons digging into Techno’s cheeks, jerking Techno to look up at him. Techno can only watch with wide eyes as Phil leans down, their noses brushing against each other, eyes locked.
“No one else is allowed to beat you but me, got it?” he hisses, his eyes practically glowing in the tent, his pupils only thin slits. Blood trickles down Techno’s cheeks, and Techno has no idea if it’s his, Phil’s, or a random soldier’s, but it is blood all the same.
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Welcome to Cosmic by itsgono
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
30 Dec 2025
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Tommy, Techno, Wilbur, and Phil are avid players of Cosmic, an advanced MMORPG set in a high fantasy realm.
One of them, however, isn't your average player. He isn't even a player at all.
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When The Night Turns by Unikrinstall
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
25 Dec 2025
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Things weren’t supposed to have gone this way. They weren’t supposed to be here, stuck in a basement after being kidnapped.
Phil and Kristin had gone on vacation and left them alone. It wasn’t a big deal, considering how Wilbur was already twenty, Techno was nineteen, and Tommy had just turned sixteen. They were old enough to take care of themselves.
But their house had been broken into on the second night.
Tommy had gone to bed after a few competitive rounds of mario kart, an amazing pizza dinner, and watching as many movies as he could. It had been normal, it had been fun.
Instead of awaking peacefully the next morning, he’d awoken in the dead of night to a gag being shoved in his mouth.
He’d been dragged outside, drugged, and then forced into a car beside his brothers as his consciousness steadily left him.
———Or, Tommy, Wilbur, and Techno are kidnapped and tortured while Phil and Kristin are on vacation.
At first, the three don’t understand why they’ve been kidnapped.
But when Phil and Kristin come to rescue them, Tommy, Techno, and Wilbur realize their family is a lot more complicated (and powerful) than they thought.Series
- Part 47 of Worlds
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There’s something on Corva-6p.
Something perplexing.
The signal was hazy, Ranboo said it was a scrambler, and a very advanced one at that. Even after Techno finally slept his highfire, the best Ranboo could tell them was that the scramble pattern looks Endran. It’s something of Ender’s, and Ranboo says that if he was given a few rotations he could probably crack it, but there’s an equal chance that they don’t have a few rotations.
They don’t know what it is.
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Or, General Technoblade grows attached to an abandoned weapon of mass destructionSeries
- Part 2 of stellar evolution
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UNIQUE UNIT IDENTIFICATION [UUID]
ANGeL-PH1LZ4ACTIVE COMMAND - E.51.5548
- infiltrate enemy camp 62326
- destroy opposition
> leave no survivors
- destroy camp
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Or, ANGeL-PH1LZA receives a new commandSeries
- Part 1 of stellar evolution
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A Peaceful Man by SellMeShort
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
26 Nov 2025
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“He’s not as bad as they make him sound!” Wilbur was trying to make eye contact with Phil as he bent over to stitch up the long cut in his arm. “I’ve never actually seen him kill anyone. And even when he injuries an officer or a hero, he only does it in self-defense. He targets specific people. Bad people.”
“Has he added you to that list of bad people?” Phil raised the boy’s arm to show the fresh stitches. “Because he sure does like to target you.”
“No, I think startled him this time. He doesn’t like when I come at him from behind, I think.”
“Power to Prime Wilbur….”
“At least he said sorry?”
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Five times Phil could have come out of retirement, and the one time he finally did.
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all the cows were falling out of the sky by quilted for CorpseArt
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
09 Oct 2025
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''Let me down, Jesus Christ.'' Tommy yelped, clawing at what felt like a fucking cape. He'd been carried away from the flames so that was a fucking solid, but Prime this asshole had better put him down soon. Tommy did not enjoy heights. Especially when attached to a gigantic bird furry with a pension for murder.
'You won't survive the drop, mate, it's like fifty feet-''
''Watch me,'' he said, finding skin and biting down, trying to ignore the pit imploding in his stomach as he falls.
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Wilbur felt the urge to vomit as the kid slipped, Phil's arm stuttering out to reach for them; just brushing, just missing.They might be villains, but they didn't kill kids.
Techno's run had turned into a sprint, but he knew he wasn't going to make it.
Wilbur couldn't look away as the kid slammed into the pavement.
Wilbur couldn't look away as the figure groaned, stumbling to his feet on the shaken ground; alive, unhurt, unbroken.
Staring straight past Techno who had halted in shock, the kid muttered, ''Where the fuck is my cane?''
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Being blind in a world of superheroes and villains sucks. It sucks a little less when you're invulnerable. -
Eastward of Eden by Galacticbunny
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Sleepy Bois Inc, Minecraft - Fandom, 다시 한 번 빛속으로 | Into the Light Once Again (Webcomic)
04 Oct 2025
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He didn’t do it.
It didn’t matter now, his eyes burned as he stood in front of the royal family.
“Today, Thomason Godling will be executed for the attempted murder of Dream Godling.” He said his voice booming over head.
Time was up.
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Or, Tommy is wrongfully executed and is reborn as the youngest prince of the Emperor and Empress.
Or Or, an Into the Light Once Again Au
-STILL ON-GOING!
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those with loaded guns, and those who dig by quilted
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
29 Sep 2025
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Tommy should look down, look away. Should take off his hat, if he had one.
The man is tall, just taller than Wilbur, and Wilbur is tall. Tommy's brother can fight well enough, being quick and doing it more than a few times worth counting. But where so many missed meals and nights spent riding has marked the both of them with the telltale stench of hunger - ribs easy to count and an unrepentant voicing ache in the stomach - this stranger doesn't seem to have that problem.
Not many fugitives eat well on the road.
Not many fugitives have the governor calling for their neck, either.
''You know what I am, boy?'' The man says, and there is something dangerous there, something of the void coming up to meet Tommy and recognise him right back.
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Western-inspired SBI au. The Blade is the fastest draw in New Mexico, and Phil is the sheriff sent to stop him. Tommy and Wilbur are just two kids on the run who have no idea what they are getting into.
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Aliens invaded the human world and killed most of the human population. The remaining survivors have hardened into crueler versions of their formal selves, some more than others.
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Tommy travels around his apocalyptic world with his friends, encountering aliens, infected humans, other survivors, and the one person he hoped had died during the invasion.
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Technoblade turns the machine on. And Philza prays to his lady death, his love. Technoblade chants a promise to his god, and Philza lovingly sings to his. This is who they are, this is what matters.
The portal flickered, particles beginning to form into existence, a screeching echo in the room before a blackness slowly formed in the frame of the portal, a dead-like feeling echoing through the room. It would be ominous, if Philza didn’t already know why it was like that.
To travel through time, one would condemn an entire past to cease to exist just to rewrite it.
It was unlike the end portal that held a galaxy in it. This was death, blessed by it. Pure darkness alone. The torches flickered red, and Philza could tell the Blood God gave its blessing too.
Or: QSMP Time travel fix it!
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Rusted but not Broken by Smack_n_cheese
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
03 Sep 2025
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Ranboo, a part of a small group of scavengers, obtains a sword in an ancient ruin. They do not take the time to read the warnings on the walls.
or: Ranboo picks up a magical sword and gains a possible friend, possible danger. Only time will tell.
or or: inspired by httyd, Tangled (story has changes a little so this is more minor) and Excalibur (mildly). The whole idea has gotten way from me so here we are!
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That’s weird, the van’s still exactly how he left it. Off. But the mechanical rumble has turned almost into a roar, deafening even to someone without Techno’s hearing, and it’s only getting closer. He scans the road—driveway, really—that the van came in on, but there’s nothing there. Maybe beh-
THUNK
Technoblade whips back around, and-
“Shit,” he whispers. “Lark, shit, Jackdaw’s here.”
Jackdaw.
The city’s most feared criminal. Hell, villain. He’s not exactly low-profile, not in the circles Techno’s in. Not in most circles.
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Or, Technoblade stumbles into something he really shouldn't have seen, and makes several decisions he really shouldn't have made.